General Chat

Oh gals sorry i ain't been abowt, but 'ad a bit of a problem in Blackpool, this nice fella, charlie woz is name, took a bit of a liking to me, so i had to stay wiv 'im, cos he was all luved up wiv me, but I got fed up wiv 'im when 'e wanted me to move to move in wiv 'im permamnt like, I seys to him, Charlie me darlin, I can;t leave the smoke of london, to live wiv ya, gawd he was upset, but i packed me bags and legged it back 'ome, well I 'ad to didn't I? Anyway luvs, I'm 'avin a new year party, brown ale, streamers, knees up, the lot, you all comin' ain't ya? Mabel x x x

Cooooeeeeeee Hows tha doing gals? Can I bring a friend wiv me - luvverly lady she is - and a reet larf and can make a bootiful shepherds pie she can Dolores 'ere, my old mans mate 'as a b & b in fornton cleveleys - we can get a good deal there

Right Gals ! Ernie said he can get a posh charra fer the trip....but its gonna cost us about a quid, fifty each. I asked him wot company, and he said 'Cut and Shut'..... ....Well that sounds ok ter me is does. Mind yer, Ill 'ave ter get a sitter fer me cat. Ask around, Ill pay ten bob fer their trouble....and I'll leave 'em some fish paste sarnies as a bonus too. Someone better make a list of fings ta do, we need ta find a B n B, Ive 'erd of one called the Royal Flush......just up yer street Mabe ! Mildred x

Allright then Maybell, thanks, peece of Dundee cake it'll be! You got sumthin nice to wash it doon with hen? P'raps make the coffee a wee bit stronger eh? Onybody else cummin roond - coss I got a wee drop o' the tartan nectar if ye want - coooo, I'm lookin' ferward tae trying them cockles and whelks - no so sure aboot eels tho, hen! See if ye can russle up Dolores Clara, Doll an' th'others - we'll have a wee meetin' !! I'll be roond efter I've done ma messages.

'ello Jenny, course ya can come on the charra to Blackpool, more the merrier I say. Now then Sarfends great, had a bloomin' good time there on more than one occasion I can tell ya, my Jack was concieved there, if I were that Poshy Beck woman I'd 'ave called him Sarfend wouldn't I ha ha. Blackpool will be fun, got loads of them amusements there so bring all ya coppers wiv ya, you could come 'ome wiv a few bob if yer lucky. we'll ave some cockles and whelks and jellied eels while we're away, and you can see how wonderful they are, then you'll be a real cockney Sparra' Jen. Mildred luv, that Ma Cohen, she's a dodgy one 'er, she won at the bingo the uvver night £3.76 it was, never even bought me a cuppa tight ol gal she is. You two comin round in the mornin' for a cuppa rosy lee? Bring us a bit of yer cake Jen, you an 'alf a good cook luv. Mabel x x

Hallo Maybell A havni seen onybidy aroond fer a while noo.... bin ages since I spoke to me auld pals. And I've practised me Londin accent ever so 'ard. Can I cum wi' ye all tae Blackpool? never bin tae the seaside. After I left Partick tae cum doon here tae live, I promised meself that I'd away tae have a look one day - the wee woman who lives next tae me says it's nae so good as Sarfend, is that a fact hen? What are cokkles and welks? Sounds like a diseese! Jenny

Evenin' Mabe, Cor !..we'll 'ave a bloomin' good time eh ? Iv'e 'erd about that Big One...mmmm. Milk float yer say ? Ere that'll be Ernie, Vi reckoned he got done fer speedin' the other day, went round the corner so fast 'ee did a wheelie. Apparently, old Ma Cohen from number 76, ran out and picked up 2 loaves of bread and a bag of tatties, which fell off. Then she ran indoors. Wot a flamin' liberty !....flamin' tea leaf !... .....least she could 'ave done is share it wiv us !! Mildred x

' ello Mild me 'ol darlin Slung 'erbert owt last friday week, started getting all sloppy, 'e did, wanted to move in perminant like, can't be doin' wiv all that malarky. Oh blinky blimey I'm all up fer the trip luv, you know me, love a beano do I, 'ave they got a charabang to take us? If not, young Violets Grandson, drives a milk float, bet 'ed 'elp us out. Come on gals an boys, getcha name down if yer comin' Mabe x x x

Blimey Mabe You been shacked up wiv im all this time !!, I saw yer puttin' yer milk bottles owt the other day, aint yer a bit chilly in that old net curtain yer wear ? Fort yer at least would wear yer vest ! Ere the old Tena lady benevolent club are 'organising a beano ter Blackpool.. D' ya fancy it Mabe ? Mildred x

Mild Bit o good news, I captured young 'erbert, as he ran past me house, that was yesterday afernoon, so I fort why 'es ere i 'ave a little job for 'im, so when I finished wiv 'im I'll send 'im back. Gotta go 'es callin me Mabel x x

Cor matey !! Fanny Allcock dahn the road was 'angin her dirty laundry owt ter dry terday. Always good fer a gossip that one. 'Er Herbert 'as run orf terday wiv the gal from the fish stall....well...she'll better send the dog ta look fer 'im...Rex jest needs ter foller the stink.... Bet 'eel be back fer his grub...always does. Mildred x

Evenin' gals ! Bloomin firework just nearly gave me a connery. 'Ad ter ring the fire brigade ta get the cat darn from the ceilin'...scared stiff it was. Mind yer, them firemen looked a treat, especially wivout their shirts on....I mean...its only 120 degrees in me livin room tonight....well I need it on ta dry me stockin's, 'an me drawers. been a bit steamy 'ere as yer can imagin'. Why am i finkin' of you Mabe ? 'Erd a talk of capital punishment ternight. I say bleedin 'ang em...iv'e got loadsa wool ter be gettin on wiv me knittin'. Jest need someone ter carry me deckchair... Mildred x

I change me drawers every sunday. Now just don't accuse me of being posh, OK?

It don't matter yer late gals, the party is still going strong, Alf from number 17's turned up, so he'll do his usual party piece, takin 'is teef owt and pulling those funny faces !!!!!!!! Don't matter abowt the welsh cakes, I burn all my food anyway so I won't notice that luv, just as long as yer changed yer drawers, thats all we ask :))))) Mabe

I fergot I left some welsh cakes on the griddle. They're a bit burnt but if you turn them upside down you won't notice.

Trust you Doll, late as alas but if you fink that your goin to get away wiv suppin all that gin yerself, yer've got anover fink comin'. Pass us a glass over 'ere. I'm sure our Effy wouldn't mind if I drink to er again. Yer missed a right good do. Drinkin, dancin, singin, the ole bloomin lot. Clara xx

ain't it bloomin' marvlous - I've gorn an missed the 'ole bleedin knees-up .... oh well, better 'ave this gin all to meself then ........ bottom's up Eff me ol' china Doll XXX

No booze Mabe But ive a drop of meths which will go dahn a treat mixed wiv that can of evaporated milk left over from last xmas. Better than baileys it is yer know..puts airs on yer chest..an' yer chin... Mildred x (researching Honkinbottoms...or any bottoms...bums will do...)

Well that was a luverly party gals, even that posh 'un Sophia dropped in, snotty cow, but she's a good 'un, must be she comes from Islington :)) that fish past sarnie was bloomin luvverky. Anymore booze left gals? Mabel x x x

oi - dusted orf some of them chocs Gert bought at the market - yer cant 'ardly see the teef marks on em. Pass us a bit of that there sponge cake - mmmmmm - ooooh aint it luvverly - mmmmm - I 'as a bottle of gin me old man made if yer wants too