General Chat

It's just a fun thread Angel. We all pretend to be old women (when of course we aren;t lol:)) Anyone can join in, especially ones called Smith:)

Oh flippin eck, me secrets out. If I bring a crate can I rely on you not to mention *bingo* to me ol man. Clara xx

is this some sort of club

'ello Roxy (that can be yer new name:)) Lanky lassie's are welocme as are small ones:) fancy you livin in anuvver country, cor blimey gal you must be really posh, wonder if anymore foreign people look in :))))))) Clara, I know you have a few bob, you keep winnin' at the bingo, I know that bloke that calls the numbers, 'as a soft spot for ya, and fixes it for you to win, so I know you can bring a crate of brown ale, wiv ya luv:)))

Hiya Mabel OOHHHH a street party, what fun. You expect me to bring brown ale though, do you fink I'm made of money. Clara xx

Allo ya girlies! Im new to this ere southern talk,Im a lanky lass. A special owdo to all Lanky expats wherever you may be in the world

'ello Gals:))) 'ere Mildred, you 'eard theres gonna be a street party, on the bank 'oliday? It's in aid of it being a bank 'oliday:) But we don;t need an excuse to have a party, do we gal? you d th fish sarnies, and Clara can bring the brown ale, she;s got a few bob she 'as. I'll bring a cake, got one out of date in the cupboard, don;t matter i cut the green bits orf it> See yal later gals:))) Mabel x x

Elsie luv, when you rinse 'em out, make sure it ain't in that bucket you use to wash the lavvy out, yer drawers smelling of pine, ain't pleasant darlin' Mabel x

Got meself some posh new drawers, pink an all. Reckon they'll last a good few weeks before they need a rinse out. Elsie

'bout time you put sumfink clean on Mildred, perhaps you could try a new pair of drawers next. Effy always had her curlers in, neat and tidy as a pin she was, gawd bless ya darlin' Mabel x x

I've put on me new pinny in rememberance fer yer Effy, its two years since yer got outta payin' me yer half fer the bingo. Missin yer Mildred x

< Mildred enters stage left, two pounds lighter as shes been orf the fish paste and on the porridge, Pulls pinny off back of chair and drags it on > Ello Mabe ! I'm on parole gal ! They fort they'd lemme out early as they were getting fed up 'aving ter give me a daily scrub in the barf. Fanks fer the cake but I've broke me false teef on the file. Gonna get a new set from Ebay coz someones rolled over and their choppers are up fer sale. .... If I'm lucky they might 'ave a bit of fixident still stuck on 'em....that'll save a bob or two... I fink I'll put in a bid fer five shillings... Mildred xx

Mildred's outta Pentonville, so it's a lock in down the pub tonight to have a knees up, bring yer own sarnis, or Mildred will make ya eat 'ers:))) Mabel x

Maybelle hen I wis jist looking at that wee yellow rose that Gaynor give us all who met her at the Meet - I still have it - and does David, and we look at them and smile about Gaynor and her luvly laff..... We'll join you and drink to her memory too!! Cheers Jenny They sandwidges pong a bit hen!!

Me and the gals are 'aving a little drink on your behalf Ethel, got bottles of stout in the fridge, and Mildreds done some of her fish paste sarnies, she did them last week, but we'll just cut the crusts orf. Cheers me dear & much love to you Mabel x x x

'ello Luvs:))) Went to see Mildred yesterday, she's been moved to Holloway nick, she ain't 'appy, too many women in there she said, but she don't 'alf look good, they sent 'er on 'oliday to The Costa del Sol, for a coupla weeks, so she's got a nice glow to 'er. She ain't got too long to go, til she gets out, and I am preparing a bit of knees up for 'er. She sends her luv to all her mates. Mabel x x

Glad about that Elsie, you're not a bad ol gal for a drunk:)) Muvvers washed yer pinny has she, bloomin ell, wonder if you'll be able to see what the pattern it is, after all the muck has come orf it, last time that was washed was in the 70's wern't it:))) Mabel x

Still a bit dodgy on me legs Mabe and me 'ead's thumping and they've gorn an 'idden the bleedin gin. Soon be up and back ter normal and me ole Ma's even washed me pinny for me so ah look a right treat. Elsie

'ello Elsie darlin' you better? You should really lay orf that gin ya know, 3 bottles a day is a bit much for anyone luv:)))

Shall ah fetch her one of me luvverly cakes Mabe? Elsie