General Chat

Mildred luv those fish paste sarnies are off. and yer cups could do wiv a clean. Mabel x

Yer, me names Dolores - wot they call ya lovey?

You talking to me?

Ere, elo there missus woman, do yer fancy a brew ? we are all gonter go dahn ter Mildreds in a bit fer a bite.

Well now, I got my kitchen shipshape. Time to roll me stockings down and put me feet up. I 'ad some gin somewhere - perhaps a small snifter'll set me up for the evening. I wonder when my other half will be back. He come here to start a new job in lingerie design. Says he'll be out late most nights testing prototypes. Think I'll open the front door to let some air through. This place hasn't been aired for months.

Ere gals, Yer beter 'urry up round 'ere cos the cat keeps on sniffin' the fish paste sarnies. 'Ad is eye on the fish paste pot since I opened it last month. caught 'im lickin' the lid a couple of times I did 'an all. Fancied some I suppose ta go wiv the dead mouse 'eed just brought in. OOOevers got some pickled onions 'andy, bring 'em round to mine.....the more mature the better....me nose is a bit stuffy an' I need ta clear it. Mildred x

ohh 'ave a butchers, look at that on at number 15, goes by the name of Jewel, what sort of bleedin names that then. If she finks she is posher than me I'll 'ave er, wonder what 'er ol mans like tho, mmmmmmmmm could be a looker. Nice to see ya Nell, but don't go finkin that we fink your a posh un, just cos yer clean yer knobs!!! Elsie luvvie, I'll look after yer 'ol man for ya, I knows what 'e likes I do :)) Glady, do us a favour will ya? If the 'ol man knocks yer about again, an you 'ave to put a bit of stewing steak on it, save it for our pussy will ya, he loves a bit of stewing steak. Mabel x x

Just be careful with that dresser going in through the front door, will yer. It was my nan's. Removal men - don't you just luv'em? Ethel told me I should move here - said they were a really friendly bunch. Now then, funny old thing moving to London from deepest Wales. Hope the neighbours are friendly as Ethel said. I seen some curtains twitching already and I think they've never heard of blue bags round here. Proper grey looking they are. Where's me pinny? Better get the kettle on. Watch my Crockry down that back passage boys. it's precious. Jewel (often found in the 'Crown')

Clara Luv, 'e comes rownd 'ere evry friday, tells you 'es at the pub, that's why when 'e gets indoors, e is so happy, 'e seys 'alf an hour wiv you Mabe is like being in paradise, wouldn't want 'im 'ere all the time tho.

ahm off on a lickle 'oliday meself termorrer. Going to Wakey then off ter York fer a couple o days. Might get meself a new pinny! Can someone keep an eye on mi ole man? Doan want 'im getting in any more bovver wiv the ole bill. Elsie

Well Mabel Some of us 'as got 'ousework to do we carn't all be sittin' on our *rses all day like Lady Muck on this 'ere new-fangled pooter fingy. Some of us 'as doorknobs to scrub and carn't be natterin' all day like some people wot is no better than they ought to be. Nell

Ello Ello Ello - what's all this then about me ol man comin round yours? E never said nuffin about that. What's a day at the seaside then if it aint an 'oliday. I ope it aint windy on the Brighton Belle, I'm avin me 'air done tomorra, special like. Ere Mildred, I fink I'd better come round fur one of your fish paste sarnies afore I go. Then yur can fill me in wiv any gossip. You might ave furgotten it be time I gets back. Luv Clara x

Hiya Glady, now then gal there is only room fer one posh un and thats me, so clear off wiv the silly voice and put the bloomin kettle on, so we can 'ave a brew when the fish sarnies are ready :)))

Hiya Jean Real life darlin, this is bleedin real life ain't it:)))) We have got a Glady's but you can be Glad, or Gladys wiv an initial if thats o.k, you ain't posh tho are ya?

Ooo said barf ? it aint yer birfday an' it aint christmas. Waste of warm water it is. Just change yer drawers once a week I say, give 'em a shake each day, blow the cobwebs an' smell away. Harr are yer all gals? Nah were all tergevver we can 'ave a larf. Ill make a brew an' make some fish paste sarnies. Oooo else wants ta join us? Mildred x

'ello Dolores and Elsie. Cor luv a duck you two dont 'arf look old, bowt time you started 'avin a perm or sumfink, make a bit of effort like I does. Babs, you look a pretty picture you do, bloomin good fer 86 you are :) Bloomin 'eck clara, you always 'ave to show off don't ya, it ain't a 'oliday yer going on, yer ol man told me when he was rownd me 'ouse, havin a bit of....well nemind about that, he told me yer going to Brighton fer the day, that ain't a 'oliday luv, it's just a day out, yer going on the Brighton Belle tho ain't cha? love that I do, remember when I went there in '56 wiv wotsisiname, Fred Harry, forgot, but we had a bloomin good time we did, 'ope you do to luv, you could do wiv a bit of britenin up, you 'ave startedt to let yerself go you 'ave :) Mabe x x

Ere Babs, what you doin ere? I fought you was avin a bath?

'ello Babs 'ere! I'm off aht soon but just fought I'd pop in! Babs (becx)

Av bin wonderin where you was gal, aint seen you fur ages. Then, just as ow I'm off on me olidays, up yer pops. Was finkin about you tother day. I know yer not keen on ouswork an you'll never believe what they've thought up now!! Washin machines, what yer just put yer washin in the front, add a bit o powder an dolly blue an it washes, rinses and spins um dry. Whatever will they fink up next? Owe you bin gal? Keepin well I ope? See you when I get back. Luv as alas - Clara x p.s. Keep yur ands off them policmen - you don't know where they've bin:))

Oooh 'ah ain't ruff! Jest a bit frayed rarnd the edges. Elsie