General Chat

The Lost Lass sits quietly by the river bank, pondering the land mentioned by Robin. Memories of another land, another time cometh unbidden unto her thoughts. Sand? Icy poles? Hot Dogs? This is indeed a land sought by some. Perhaps the land she left far behind? She glances at her newfound companions, overcometh by a feeling of deja vu..........

Allan A'Dale is not happy, and his feet are very sore. Despite his very best endeavours, he was not able to weedle from the Fair Maid of Kent the name of her dressmaker. Allan, to put it bluntly, is p***ethed off. In a fit of the sulks, he set off back to the land from whence he fled, only a few days ago (feels like years). What he found when he got there was not quite what he expected. Oh, yea, verily the peasants are still downtrodden and watching their ps and qs, but little pockets of resistance are gently simmering. The peasants, it seems, are not quite the sorry, underfed, weaklings that the evil Sheriff had thought. Allan's feet are sore because he had to go everywhere on Tip-toe for fear of being spotted and cast into the outer darkness, but he has left his mark in secret places for his friends to find. Now Allan is returning to the forest hide-away ready to make his report to Robin. He is a little worried that Robin may rebuke him for risking his life in this way - but Allan is past caring about his own skin. He wonders, casually, what has happened to the pink moose, and also realises that he has been getting his witches mixed up - an extremely risky thing to do at the best of times. Ms Merlin was not at all pleased with him before he left and he hopes that she is in a better mood today, for he fears that if she catches him she may turn him into a bald purple cat. As for Scarlett Willy, Allan is worried that he will do something very foolish. His head has been turned by this unknown maiden and the pain of unrequited love has doubtless affected Willy's ability to judge how far to push the Sheriff. Allan feels responsible since Robin gave him charge of Willy. He must remember to teach Willy how to walk on tip-toe and not to play his ghetto-blaster too loud in the land of Re Cord. Allan broods on the whispers he has heard that Robin, fearful that the evil Sheriff has got wind of their forest hideaway, is planning a trip to the coast. Yet another route march through the Sands of Time. Allan wonders if the moose would mind being saddled.

oops, sorry was it wrong board? Must change it soon. But not now. Short of time. Back later. :-) Joy

Oh Joy! ( did I say that right ? ) You are a real lawbreaker now. I hope for your sake the Sheriff catches you before GR gets a complaint You can forget about going to a beach party now ;)

****** sssshhhhh bet it's gone soon, though it's making people smile! ****** :-) Joy

I shall be patient, and am glad to wait for the others. :-) Joy ** oops, in slight trepidation having been to the t ips land [ see ''for people with a similar sense of humour'' :-) ] **

Be patient my friends. There are other voices still to be heard.

Oh, Sir Knight, I believed you to be great and wise, the leader of this band of brothers but you are mortal after all.....pray tell the location of this fair place you have found, it sounds idyllic, may I travel with you to this place....

Mistress Jacqui I have only an ordinary horse you know....................not Pegasus! LOL

oh goodeee, I'm on my way!! come on, Jacqui, you can come, too!! Hope the others come, too. We'll be safe and sound. :-) Joy

Robin....at first hearing I could believe you had been transported to my homeland.....but the food you talk of is not of my Island, tatu, manacou, Iguana, these are the meats of my folk.. So you can't be talking about my home!!!!! *stalks of indignantly with head bowed...no home for me in this place....there's a place for me, somewhere a place for me....I'll go and ask for a cuddle in the land of gen....that should get me noticed!!!!

I have found a place by the sea, where there is sand, much shelter and one can see glorious sunshine without having to climb to the tops of the trees. It would make a good home for us all, at least for a while. There are others there........dressed strangely in brightly coloured clothing who eat coloured frozen water on twigs and long fingers of meat in round bread. But I feel we will mix with them well and come to enjoy their customs.

** smiling profusely, really pleased to see Robin ** Here, Robin, try some, really yummy! There's a good website where you can order it: www.wilddeer*.*co*.*uk Please sit here and tell me all about your travels. :-) Joy

Did someone say venison? My Lady Joy, I fear you may be a lawbreaker LOL

** walking cautiously into the clearing, the Kentish Maid from Beckenham arrives carrying a hamper of delicacies. ** Venison sandwich, anyone? oh, no one here again. I'll sit here and eat them myself then. Mmmm, nice! Goes down nicely with the white wine! :-) Joy

Goodness me, the grass is all damp and yucky! Wot a lot of sleeping people!! Hmm, time for breakfast, methinks. Oh, Robin, sorry you have to travel alone. I'd have come with you. A new home, did you say? :-) Joy

Mistress Sue, I fear for the safety of those white pearls within your mouth. Another night like the last and you will surely lose them forever. We must seek Merlins's help with haste. Perhap's my friend from another tale could concoct a creamy potion to keep your vital parts safe. I fear Master Willy spent the night too close to the smoke of the fire, for his eyes are red and he yawns like an alewife. I must therfore travel alone today. Be of strong minds my friends, for we shall soon need a new home.

I have come to see the merry band of brothers....and they are all abed sore tired from a hard day of labour....sweet dreams oh tireless workers for there will be more to do on the morrow. What's this, other maidens sleeping too....mayhap I arrive too late!! That maid from Kent and the other one from accross the seas....my heart is broke!!! Oh, if that mystic lady were still around....she has such great powers, she could mix a potion to sway a young man's heart.. I will away, I can no longer tarry in these woods..perhaps the morrow will bring joy (not the one from Kent!) and my heart will be mend. *wanders away with a heavy heart*

Lady Sue! I can look into the future, and am truthfully telling you that ~ Emily runs away with Kevin!! Shell decides to be a Lesbian (with Sinitta as her girlfriend) Janice is on celebrity Big Brother (coming soon!!) And - Rosie - joins the Circus!!!! (Her sister Sophie just goes to the local comp. school - How boring is that?)

er... i am losteth in this mire {!} of confusion. [i taketh big gulp of lambrinieth] and read [again] these threads... no, its no good..... i am lost in a sea of confusion...... and i missed corrie tonight !!!! lol, sue.