General Chat

(Puff of pink smoke) Young Scarlett!! Stop thou matchmaking! (Settles herself on the ornately carved loveseat) As You Can See - Me n Merlin are splitting up! He has gone over to 'The Other Side' And was very angry, because The Witch turned his master, the Sheriff into an ugly green frog. (which I actually thought was an improvement myself) Anyway, I digress, Lady Joy, wherefore art, has thou been? And Allan (me laddo) it was MY potion thats been getting everyone a bit worse for wear! NOT the witches! (I DO wish some folk would read their scripts properly) Ms Merlin, whips out her cauldron, and begins to chant whilst adding various spirited concoctions, from a later century. Well she is a Magician dont forget!

hello, Ms Merlin! sorry about the divorce. My lithp has gone - must have been due to your magic!! the forest is darkening. Methinks (oops, ith back) I shall lie down here on this grassy knoll. [yawn (behind hand) ] ** stretches herself elegantly on the bracken, and drifts into a gentle, dreamless sleep** :-) Joy PS what's the difference between slander and libel?

Mistress/Lady/Maid Joy of Kent. (puff of pink smoke - nearly forgoteth) Are you asking of me Riddles? Take a (nother) dram of this new concoction I have inventedeth! (Hell Fire - Think Ive caught your lithp) I have been sampling it all evening and am feeling rather pithed. It has - JD Cokee, and Rose Hips - from the Land of Yips! (yes I was there tonight, on my R.H. picking mission!! Shhhhhhhhhhh)

** stretches elegantly, looks around, can see no one, lies down again, and sleeps **

Joy Could you tidy yourself up a bit please, instead of sprawling all over the only bit of greensward that is left?And wipe that silly smirk off your face, its not your dress he is interested in.... Slander is a spoken insulting untruth, libel is a written insulting untruth. (Witch gazes longingly at the starry firmament above her head. She longs to fly, free as a..a..well, witch, to Other Places held in fond and wistful memory, where excommunicants once were Kings (and Queens) of the Board, where merry laughter floated across the balmy air. Actually, she thinks she had better hurriedly stop being a witch, she really doesnt want to be ducked and then burnt alive at the stake. Hm. She will now ponder her new persona before the dawn) M.

someth ofeth useth haveth been flippin' ironing all night , while you lot have been cavortething [?} on the boards- did anyone come to my aid ? NO ! you rotteneth loteth.... now you have made me spiteth all over my keyboard- [must get these teeth fixed !] sue. pithed offeth !!!!

As darkness falls, the lass from Downunder, exhausted from the days happenings in the land of Gen looks for somewhere to rest her weary head...........she spies a cloak thrown carelessy over the oak loveseat, and wonders if the owner would begrudge her the use of it.

Thue! (I mean Sue of course) Wondered wher you be - eth! Have a wee dram of what is in my cauldron - eth! It is very warming! What is this 'Ire ening' that thou dost speaketh of? And would it go down well as an added ingredient in my cauldron? Open to all offers......... (is that nasty witch still here? O she doeth scareth me)

Puff of...... Lost Lass! Thou is always resting thou head, think its about time,thou stopped all this laziness, and put in a bit more effort, in finding thou lost friends, and returning to the Land of Yips. (Drama Queen) Here - have a silver goblet of my cauldron contents.

oooh merlin ! this ire ening is nasty stuffeth ! it grows at a disturbing rate, and the only thing to quell it - is to beat it to death with hot metal- and stuff it in a wardrobe !lol. only to find, come morn, more mounds of the stuff ! sue [ who is selling an iron on e bay if anyone........]

Scarlett Willy - Not you too! For Goodness Sakes You Lot! There is far too much dreaming and slumbering going on around here (the forest) Im Ready For A Bit Of Action! (Wakey Wakey) We have A Cause!!! (or have thou forgoteneth?) Sue? Jaques? Cha Cha Cha? Joy? Bring It On!! (eth)

Enter the Watch, stage left.(A 22 ct gold watch, of course). She cackles fiendishly - ha ha-eth, chortles she-eth, no-one will recognise me NOW! She surveys the strange three-humped creature asleep on the ornately carved love seat and immediately leaps into action, to slay this Awful creature of Myth and Legend - the three-humped camel, an abomination in the sight of nature. 'Avast, me hearties!' she decryeth, lashing it with her watchstrap 'begone! Begone foul fiends, back to where thou belongeth, back on the Tip!' The three-humped camel stirreth not but gentle whistlings and snortings cometh from its hideous three heads. The Watch thinketh it is time to go. M

er... i am losteth in this mire {!} of confusion. [i taketh big gulp of lambrinieth] and read [again] these threads... no, its no good..... i am lost in a sea of confusion...... and i missed corrie tonight !!!! lol, sue.

Lady Sue! I can look into the future, and am truthfully telling you that ~ Emily runs away with Kevin!! Shell decides to be a Lesbian (with Sinitta as her girlfriend) Janice is on celebrity Big Brother (coming soon!!) And - Rosie - joins the Circus!!!! (Her sister Sophie just goes to the local comp. school - How boring is that?)

I have come to see the merry band of brothers....and they are all abed sore tired from a hard day of labour....sweet dreams oh tireless workers for there will be more to do on the morrow. What's this, other maidens sleeping too....mayhap I arrive too late!! That maid from Kent and the other one from accross the seas....my heart is broke!!! Oh, if that mystic lady were still around....she has such great powers, she could mix a potion to sway a young man's heart.. I will away, I can no longer tarry in these woods..perhaps the morrow will bring joy (not the one from Kent!) and my heart will be mend. *wanders away with a heavy heart*

Mistress Sue, I fear for the safety of those white pearls within your mouth. Another night like the last and you will surely lose them forever. We must seek Merlins's help with haste. Perhap's my friend from another tale could concoct a creamy potion to keep your vital parts safe. I fear Master Willy spent the night too close to the smoke of the fire, for his eyes are red and he yawns like an alewife. I must therfore travel alone today. Be of strong minds my friends, for we shall soon need a new home.

Goodness me, the grass is all damp and yucky! Wot a lot of sleeping people!! Hmm, time for breakfast, methinks. Oh, Robin, sorry you have to travel alone. I'd have come with you. A new home, did you say? :-) Joy

** walking cautiously into the clearing, the Kentish Maid from Beckenham arrives carrying a hamper of delicacies. ** Venison sandwich, anyone? oh, no one here again. I'll sit here and eat them myself then. Mmmm, nice! Goes down nicely with the white wine! :-) Joy

Did someone say venison? My Lady Joy, I fear you may be a lawbreaker LOL

** smiling profusely, really pleased to see Robin ** Here, Robin, try some, really yummy! There's a good website where you can order it: www.wilddeer*.*co*.*uk Please sit here and tell me all about your travels. :-) Joy