General Chat

Christine! I like your lei! (never seen one before!) Well, here I am, with my (clean) punch bowl, filled with 'Strawberry Cup' (thats vodka, fizzy white, strawberry licquor, vodka, and fresh strawberries, oh and vodka) Here you go girls!! (Any fit men around here????)

Ooh that was a nice refreshing swim, Got any refreshing drinks? Nice cup of tea wouldn't go amiss.

'Blame It On The Love Of Rock & Roll' First time I heard the music I thought it was my own I could feel it in my heartbeat I could feel it in my bones My momma thinks I'm crazy My dad says I'm insane I got this boogie woogie fever That's burning in my veins They tried to take me to a doctor But it's too late for me Then they took me to a preacher That they saw on their TV Who said that for a small donation My lost soul would be saved I said I don't think so preacher I'll come back another day All I want, is to be a Rolling Stone They don't understand what we all know It feels so good that it ought to be illegal I got my vaccination from a phonograph needle I'll never grow up and I'll never grow old Blame it on the love of rock & roll My teachers didn't like me they always Tried to put me down 'Cause I wore my hair too long I played my music way too loud Every little boy wants to learn to play guitar So he can pick up all the chicks And be a rock-n-roll star They said it won't last, but they misunderstood If people think it's bad then I'll be bad for good It feels so good that it ought to be illegal I got my vaccination from a phonograph needle I'll never grow up and I'll never grow old Blame it on the love of rock & roll Blame it on the love, blame it on the love Dad don't understand what the little girls know Blame it on the love of rock-n-roll All I wanted, all I ever needed My guitar gave to me Every song I've sung blame it on love Every war I've won blame it on love Everything I've done blame it on love Blame it on the love of rock-n-roll It feels so good that it ought to be illegal I got my vaccination from a phonograph needle I'll never grow up and I'll never grow old Blame it on the love of rock & roll Blame it on the love, blame it on the love Dad don't understand what the little girls know Blame it on the love of rock-n-roll

Stick another Burger on the Barbie Joy please,

goodnight sparkly stars. :-) Joy This land is your land This land is my land From California To the New York island From the red wood forest To the Gulf stream waters This land was made for you and me As I went walkin' that ribbon of a highway I saw above me that endless skyway I saw below me that golden valley This land was made for you and me This land is your land This land is my land From California to the New York island From the red wood forest To the Gulf stream waters This land was made for you and me I roamed and rambled And I followed my footsteps To the sparkling sands of her diamond desert And all around me a voice was sounding This land was made for you and me This land is your land This land is my land From California to the New York island From the red wood forest To the Gulf stream waters This land was made for you and me The sun came shining And I was strolling And the wheat fields waving And the dust clouds rolling As the fog was lifting a voice was calling This land was made for you and me This land is your land This land is my land From California to the New York island From the red wood forest To the Gulf stream waters This land was made for you and me This land was made for you and me This land was made for you and me

well, it's a very quiet party tonight, so think in a minute I'll sing a song to myself :-) Joy

oh dear oh dear here's a towel, all better soon! have another drink. hope the food comes sooooon! :-) Joy

do you know how long it took me to do me hair like this now im drenched

Julie and I dancing away! wooh! steady, Julie - big wave coming! oh dear splash! here, let me help you up. :-) Joy

Hello, Julie! Plenty of sangria over here. There's no food yet though. Well, nothing for the barbie yet. Hold on, crisps and twiglets, in that box behind you. :-) Joy

Phew! ........ Just got back. Where is everyone. This will bring them back. A crate of Mumm's and............. ............. a barrow load of strawberries. Help yourselves I'll be back soon

what have i missed on the beach love the sand and sea, any sangria

what really happened: I'd swum so far that I got tired and my arms ached, and I started going down and down and down. Suddenly, out of the blue appeared an octopus that wrapped its arms around me! Well, the lifeguard did his best, but his best wasn't good enough. I fought off the octopus myself! ............... anyway, I can't work a barbeque and there's no food. Anyone bringing food, please? I thank you. :-) Joy

Well c'mon everybody and let's get together tonight I got some money in my jeans and I'm really gonna spend it right Well I been doing my homework all week long Now the house is empty and the folks are gone....hey! C'mon everybody! Well we're gonna have a party so we better put a guard outside Cause if the folks come home well they're really gonna have my hide Well there'll be no more music for a week or two No more hangin' round with the usual crew....hey! C'mon everybody! Well c'mon everybody and let's get together tonight Well c'mon everybody and let's get together tonight Well there'll be no more music for a week or two No more hangin' round with the usual crew....hey! C'mon everybody! .................................................................. back for the drinks and food later! :-)

Sorry Gang, can't stay for the BBQ and the alcohol tonite gotta get myself off. Enjoy yourselves, but can someone keep their eye on Joy with that lifeguard please? lol sees ya tomorrow c x

JOY!!!! I just saw my message and came running all the way, only to find you...well, doing what you're doing.. naughty corner right away madam!!

And so our first night did passeth well For some did linger and some did dwell Such merriment I've not seen on here of late So forget you not, Summer's lease hath all too short a date Enjoy yourselves my friends and refresh your weary minds Eat, drink and dance, and be released from your daily grinds We will keep our merriment going for as long as we are yearning And whilst I may be away..........please someone keep the log fire burning.

Hi Bronzed Surfer. Love the speedos, but I think it may take a wee while for that tonsure to grow out.

Heck Joy, you were behind that sand dune for ages.........wot were you up to, or shouldn't i ask? LOL

Good grief! What an appalling mess! Rampant women, oily lifeguards and sozzled men. Honestly, you take a night off with a virus and what happens? All hell breaks loose, you miss a great party, and when you finally get everything sorted out and turn up (in one's skimpiest bikini I might add), what do you find? Food all eaten, booze all drunk (well, everybody drunk by the look of it) and even the tide hasn't had the decency to come in far enough to wash away the detritus. Guy told me this was going to be a classy beach resort and what do I find - an orgy! Trust me to miss it!