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Oh yes, and the best one I've ever heard - Desmond Dekker singing 'The Israelites', which sounds for all the world like 'Me ear's are alight!' CB >|<

When Madonna's 'La Isla Bonita' was a new release, I used to listen to London's Capital Radio. Can't remember which DJ it was, but one of them used to call it the Chop the Goolie song. If you listen, she sings 'Trop-ic-ally wild and free', and it sounds like Chop the Goolie wild and free. Another DJ once labelled Olivia Newton John & John Travolta's 'You're the One that I Want' 'You're a Wobberly Dog'. Woo Hoo Hoo CB >|<

Natalia - did you ever tell your Mum what a Roach was? A friend of my Dad and Step Mothers is from Lebanon and at a New Years Eve party once he asked why we all sing 'All Lambs Down'!!! (Should be Auld Langsyne). Kaye x

I mis-hear all of them - now I have found the website with all the song lyrics on all my favourites are making sense. I was miles out with some of them!!!!!! All I've got to do now is stop directing people to the shops when they ask me the time!!! Lyndaxx (the deaf one)

Do you lot mind I nearly choked on my ripple laughing PMSL KD Lang constant craving sounds like can't stand gravy! Julie xxx

this was me as a child (good old radio humberside country programmes) You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille With four hundred children.... ( think it should be hungry!)

'Someone chanted 'Evening' ' Some enchanted evening. (One of my dear old dad's favourites!)

LOL Natalia x

Natalie You won't get booted off if it's for your own personal use! lol

Hope I dont get booted off for this one but my mam is so niave shes funny. She loves Dr Hook but I dont think she understands some of the things they sing about. One day she is singing her heart out along to 'Freakin at the Freakers Ball. When the line, 'Pass that roach please, and pour the wine' came along. My mam was singing, 'Pass that rose please, and pour the wine'. When I laughed at her she didn't know why. She didn't know what a roach was. Natalia x

I think this child had seen too many horror films... overheard at a Christian playscheme for 5-8s 'Jesus wants me for a zombie...' (should be sunbeam btw) :-)

my daughter year ago came home from school singing SINGER SANGER SINGER SANGER SINGER SANGER TO THE KING OF KINGS it should have been sing hosanna (spelling) another one of hers was FEELOW WHOW LET THEM KNOW ITS CHRISTMAS TIME which should have been feed the world jenny

Just remembered another one my eldest used to sing Correct words: I'm a little teapot short and stout Rosie's words: I'm a little teapot short of nowt She's 16 now. She'll kill me! lol

My friends little brother came home from school singing the song, Who Built the Ark. The correct words being, 'Who built the Ark? Noah Noah. Who built the Ark? Brother Noah built the Ark? He was singing, 'Who built the Ark? No one no one. Who built the ArK? Hubba dubba hubba dub' Natalia x

The OutKast one 'Mrs. Jackson' I thought they said 'is that a British accent I am for real'

Jeanette. Like it!! arnt kids funny. Shirley

Beelzabub has a devil for a sideboard. instead of put aside for in Bohemian Rhapsody

Lol Shirley! That reminds me of my eldest. These are her words for Sing a Song of Sixpence Sing a song of six packs A pocket full of ride Four and twenty black curds Baked in a pie When the pie was open The birds began to sing Wasn't that a painty dish To set befor the king

My mum thinks it's 'take your teeth out' for ABBA's 'Chititita' (can't spell, but you know which I mean! lol) When I was little I used to sing 'ring a ring of roses, a pocket full of bogies' :-)

killing me softly with his socks.......fugees should be killing me softly with his songsxxxxxxx(: