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My dad used to sing I BELIEVE Song goes I believe for every drop of rain that falls A flower grows. Dad used to sing when he was in funny mood I believe for every drop of rain that falls someone gets wet. Think I can still remember the words to WE THREE KINGS for the person who wanted the words We three kings of Orient are Bearing gifts we travel so far Field and fountain, moor and mountain Following yonder star Oh! star of wonder star of night Star with royal beauty bright Westward leading still proceeding Guide us to thy perfect light Its been many years since I sung that Carol hope I got it right Regards Jackie

Another Christmas couple from the Infants' School nativity play - ... Round John Virgin, Mother and Child. Holy infants are tender and mild ... (from Silent Night) and While shepherds washed their socks by night ... In the 60s, the Beach Boys sang - Went to a dance looking for my pants, Saw Barbara Ann and I thought I'd take a chance ... CB >|<

I don't remember where heard this but someone used to sing along to a Cher song. The line should have been, Gypsies, tramps and thieves, but this person sang Gypsies, Chimpanzees.

Neice used to sing, The kettle was boiling instead of- --the cattle was lowing (Away in a Manger) Uncle used to sing--Nine stone Cowboy, Rhinestone Cowboy Kathleen

My Cousin (who is 10 yrs older than my by the way!) Used sing 'Hit me with your swivel stick, hit me, hit me!' Instead of rhymn stick!

There are lots of things I could reply with here Andy but I will refrain! I value my membership too much! lol

Jeanette, try dropping the 't' from cement.... ;)

Andy You'll have to tell us, we've got no imagination! lol

Yes, it happened last week. The song was 'Greetings To The New Brunette' by Billy Bragg. The correct lyric is 'I'm more impressionable when my cement is wet' I'll leave you to work out what I thought I heard. ;-)

Roassani brazzi in South pacific (in his italian English). 'You say you are piece of cheese'. Saw it 4 times before we realised it was 'You say you are a fugative'. Happy days (courting)

Hilary - is it we 3kings of orient are?

Alison Moyes sang Igrow weak I grow weak, weak in the presence of beauty. Hubby singing in the garden quite happily I grow weeds, I grow weeds.

When we were at scool we used to go to the cathedral at christmas for a carol service. I was talkinfg to a friend & it got round to Carols. My husband said he sings We three Kings, so weary & wise. Can you please tell me the proper words to this carol as he has me confused now. Hilary. x

Nudge i thought mine was funny but the others made me laugh

we used to sing in 'Winter Wonderland' 'later on we'll perspire as we sit by the fire'

Brrrrrrrr Ade! lol

Song: Finer Feelings Artist: Kylie Minogue The real lyrics were: It's just sex without the sexual healing. But I misheard them as: It's just sex without the central heating

Some of you may have heard this before - but I thought it was soooo good and hilarious when I first heard it that I was PMSL! Queen’s Indian Rhapsody Naan, I just killed a man Popadom against his head Had lime pickle now he’s dead Naan, dinners just begun But now I’m gonna throw it all away Naan, oooo ooo oo Didn’t mean to make you cry If I’m not back from Vindaloo tomorrow Curry on, curry on Cos nothing really Madras Too late, my dinners gone Send shivers down my spine Bottom aching all the time Goodbye onion bhaji, I got to go Gotta leave you all behind and use the loos Naan, Ohh oh oh This Dopiaza’s mild Sometimes wish we’d never come here at all I see a little chicken tikka on the side Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh Pass the chutney made of mango Vindaloo does nicely, very, very spicy Meat Byriani (byriani) Byriani (byriani) Byriani and a naan A vindaloooooo I’ve eaten Balti, somebody help me (He’s eaten balti, get him to the lavatory) Stand you well back case the loo is quarantined Here it comes (there it goes) Technicolour yawn I chunder No! It’s coming up again I chunder, it’s coming back again (there he goes) Coming back again (up again) Here it comes again No, No, No, No, No, NO On my knees, I’m on my knees On his knees, oh there he goes This Vindaloo is about to wreak my tum Poor meeee…poor meeeee… poor MEEEEEE ((Do your own guitar solos!)) So you think you can chunder and then feel alriiight So you try to eat curry and drink beer all niiight Oh Maybeee Now you puke like a baby Just had to come out It just had to come right out of there ((Guitars again please!)) ((Slow bit)) Korma, dopiaza Bhaji, naan or saag Nothing makes a difference Nothing makes a difference To meeeeeeee Anyway the wind blows sh sh sh sh sh

Funny Lyrics to the song SIDE BY SIDE When we entered the bridal chamber He treated me like a stranger Not a word was said We stood by the bed Side by side He said much to my sorrow I'll take out me teeth 'tll tommorrow His teeth and his hair He placed on a chair Side by side I lost faith forever With his glass eye so small With his wooden leg and arm tied together He hung on a nail in the wall Well I was quite broken hearted With half of me groom I had parted So I slept on the chair There was more of him there Side by side Regards Jackie

Kaye, Yes I told her but she just looked at me like she'd had a go on a giant Bob Marley sized one!!! Completely over her head! Natalia x