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Well.........do you need a nightcap?
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Erikoinen | Report | 15 Aug 2005 23:17 |
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An elderly couple died in a car crash. She was 82 and he was 87 years old. While alive,the wife had always been very health conscious regarding what they ate. When they arrived at heaven they were shown to luxurious accomodation, at the end of the garden was a professional standard golf course. At the far side of the golf course was the Club house serving free food and drinks 24 hours a day. The club also accommodated satellite TV, snooker tables and cabaret entertainment. A short stroll from the clubhouse was a never-ending golden beach which was always well attended by lovely bronzed naked women. The man turned to his wife and said 'You dozy cow..........if it wasn't for you and your bloody health food I could have been here 20 years ago!' Does that qualify me for a drink? Ken xx |
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.•:*:•. Devishly Angelic Juliecat & Panda..•:*:•. | Report | 14 Aug 2005 01:35 |
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Night Sue..... and night anyone else who's still here....... Julesxxxxxxx |
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Sue In Yorkshire. | Report | 14 Aug 2005 01:32 |
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bed is calling see you tomorrow.night julie. Sue |
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.•:*:•. Devishly Angelic Juliecat & Panda..•:*:•. | Report | 14 Aug 2005 01:29 |
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As she's always reminding me Angel officially belongs to my daughter. I also have three others Mynx, Taz and Coco. |
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Sue In Yorkshire. | Report | 14 Aug 2005 01:27 |
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Wish my 4 cats were little again Sue |
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.•:*:•. Devishly Angelic Juliecat & Panda..•:*:•. | Report | 14 Aug 2005 01:24 |
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Sue Her name's Angel.. She's about 21 weeks old. |
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Sue In Yorkshire. | Report | 14 Aug 2005 01:22 |
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Jules maybe the kitten has smelt all this drink.how old is it and whats it's name |
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.•:*:•. Devishly Angelic Juliecat & Panda..•:*:•. | Report | 14 Aug 2005 01:20 |
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oops kitten just fell off |
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Sue In Yorkshire. | Report | 14 Aug 2005 01:19 |
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Just a lambrini please |
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.•:*:•. Devishly Angelic Juliecat & Panda..•:*:•. | Report | 14 Aug 2005 01:19 |
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Help can't see what am typing the kitten keeps attacking cursor on screen |
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Erikoinen | Report | 14 Aug 2005 01:19 |
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Oops sorry Sue, I must be getting drunk, I didn't see you sitting there lol, another drink? Ken xx |
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.•:*:•. Devishly Angelic Juliecat & Panda..•:*:•. | Report | 14 Aug 2005 01:18 |
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Ken will have another lambrini. Sue get your order in quick or you could be waiting.. |
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Erikoinen | Report | 14 Aug 2005 01:17 |
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Just you and me then Jules, just how I like it ;0) What can I get you? Ken xx |
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Sue In Yorkshire. | Report | 14 Aug 2005 01:16 |
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Like that Ken Maybe will try it at the York meet Sue |
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.•:*:•. Devishly Angelic Juliecat & Panda..•:*:•. | Report | 14 Aug 2005 01:15 |
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Nice one Ken lol |
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Erikoinen | Report | 14 Aug 2005 01:13 |
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A pale looking man staggers into the pub, asks the barman to line up 10 double brandies. As he is downing the eighth brandy the barman says 'Steady on there fella, whats the rush?' The man replies 'Line them up again then I'll tell you' So the barman pours 10 more brandies and the man starts drinking them. 'You're looking really worried. Are you ill?' said the barman 'Are you going to tell us what you've got?' As he downed the last brandy the man said ' About 70 pence!' and ran for the door. Ken xx |
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.•:*:•. Devishly Angelic Juliecat & Panda..•:*:•. | Report | 14 Aug 2005 01:12 |
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Anybody there??????????????????????? |
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.•:*:•. Devishly Angelic Juliecat & Panda..•:*:•. | Report | 14 Aug 2005 01:11 |
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Night Stel Sweet dreams. |
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Stelly ♥♥ | Report | 14 Aug 2005 01:09 |
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Sorry............if you get me......slow here!! Night Jules!!!! xxxxxxx |
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.•:*:•. Devishly Angelic Juliecat & Panda..•:*:•. | Report | 14 Aug 2005 01:07 |
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The nuts??????????????? Or the kids????????????? |
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