General Chat

I'll sing if you like Ron

Oh prithee off Marion and get on the pole........lmho

Mistress Stel, I prithee!! - attempteth the famous pole dancing in these garments of forest green??!! :-)

Hi Edna Hon!! Your looking very pallid tonight Pineapple and Voddy coming right up!! (Gotcha Drift Ken!! ;o))))

Oi Marion You got me into this........then left me high and dry!! So it's your turn........lmao Stel.xx

Blimey Bryan......how many you had?? You're getting brave...........lol and you should have been here last night! Stel.xx

forgive me gentle folk if I doth not attempteth the pole dancing

Ok come on guys.....you entertain us ladies tonight Kimmy blue lips.......suits you!lol

a large whiskey please...stell,your perfume is lovely...do you come here often :o) CHORUS And it's all for me grog, me jolly, jolly grog All for me beer and tobacco For I spent all me tin on the lassies drinking gin Now across the western ocean I must wander Where are me boots, me noggin, noggin boots They're all gone for beer and tobacco For the heels, they are worn out and the toes are kicked about And the soles are looking out for better weather Where is me shirt, me noggin, noggin shirt It's all gone for beer and tobacco For the collar is all worn and the sleeves, they are all torn And the tail is looking out for better weather Chorus I am sick in me head and I haven't been to bed Since I came ashore for me slumber For I spent all me dough on the lassies, don't you know Now across the western ocean I must wander Chorus

Cuckfield - the place of my birth Cruiser - synonyms: operator, player, tease, flirt (among others) The glasses stay on Ken xx

A pallid stranger arrives, walking very carefully, smile pinned to her face. Good evening, everyone! A large pineapple juice, Kim, please, with a twist of lime and a good slug of vodka.

Cant the fellas have a go on the pole for a change? Im knackered! Hell that Blue Lagoon has made my lips Bright Blue! (strangely enough) Looks Good Eh??

Good Company, I perceiveth. Prithee may I have some of your mead.....and pray joineth me, and others, in ''Grottingham Regis – Out of the Darkness'' :-)

Damn he's escaped again!! When you gonna start the dancing then Kim?? Bit too tame in here tonight Stel.xx

Oy Big Ron - Its KEN with the glasses on not me!! Im the one holding the glass wot Im drinking out of!! Want me to make you an appointment with the optician??

Ken whats a Cuckfield Cruiser? Everyones dying to know!!! You Know!! Why have you been Cruising in Cuckfield? ;o))

oooooohhhh.......and one from you too Ken.......it's my lucky night! lol Bryan......don't you dare move.......I'll be with you in a min... Psssttt........Kim......where's the love seat??lmao Stel.xx

Why thank you Ron.......at last a compliment......not that I was fishing for one.lol And them handcuffs were not mine!!!.........honest! (I'll kill that Cliffy) Stel.xx

Where is everyone? [puts sunglasses on] Ah thats better thought I had gone blind for a second, something Stunning flashing in my eyes LOL Who ordered the Lime Tea? We've only got Typhoo! Ken xx

i'me in the corner stel (with my whiskey) Way down in the county Kerry in a place they call Tralee A fine old couple they lived there - Kate and Pat Magee They were going to have a party on their Golden Jubilee Now Kate says she to Pat Magee come and listen here to me CHORUS Put on your ould knee-britches and your coat of emerald green Take off that hat me darlin' Pat, put on your ould caibin For to-today's our Golden Wedding and I'll have you all to know Just how we looked when we were wed, fifty years ago Oh, well do I remember how we danced on the village green you held me in your arms, dear Pat, and called me your cailin Your hair was like a raven's wing but now it's turning grey Come over here ould sweetheart dear, and hear what I've to say Chorus And well do I remember when first I was your bride In the little chapel on the hill where we stood side by side Of good friends we've had many, of troubles we've had few Come over here ould sweetheart dear, and here's what you must do Chorus