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I'm sorry to be sssooooooo sssllloooowww It's the site..........not me ...........honest!

Here you go then Stel Large Voddy Off you go and sit with Ron then nice and cosy on that loveseat! (wink) Jacquie I HAVE been on that pole and Im a Rum Old Bird for Me Age!!

A loveseat wiv Ron.........hhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm

There you go Sharyn Remember 'Its no use crying over spilt baileys' Well I gotta go now - back to the Home Give me that 10 pints of milk and Ill pretend the milkman was delivering early! Night All Kim xx

Night then!!! Jacquie xxxx

........looking forward to seeing you again this evening. Sorry I can't stay awake as late as you sometimes! :-) Joy

Evening Ron! Glad youve got yourself a pint and cleaned up the bar for us!! See you managed to get rid of your handcuffs! Did Stel return with the hack saw??? ;o)))

Like my new lime green lycra mini di you? - Ta (You dont look half bad yourself hon) Hmmmm you sure you wern't handcuffed? You wouldve been if she'd caught you!! Im on the Blue Lagoon tonight! Whens the entertainment arriving? ;o)))

a large whiskey,and lemonade,please kim. I tend to drink too much sometimes I fall a little drunk on my face I get up I brush up I head to the bar For another round with all of my friends Here's to 'em To all of my friends Here's to 'em To all of my friends yeah Here's to 'em To all of my friends Here's to them all the best of my friends Step up to the bar we tip the bartender first Keep 'em filled to the rim There might be a bit of abrawl that breaks out But we always leave when we should So with this pint I toast to you to all of my friends Keep healthy and good Iclench it tight and I raise it high May the spirits runneth over And drinks never be denied I know work is the worst part of the day But when you get out the fun will pay So now drink with me to no end 'Cause here we are with the best of our friends It's all I got left in the end are my friends

The entertainment has arrived in the form of Bryan I think. Hi Kim Got anything for a headache?? Groannnnnnn! Stel.xx

Thanks for that Bryan!! (A well deserved Whiskey coming up!) Stell - you dont look too good - no good asking you to do a turn on the pole then? Here try a Blue Lagoon - tastes nice but clashes with me skirt a bit! Another pint Ron? Cheers Everyone!!

a wee dram,if you please hic! I've been a wild rover for many a year And I spent all my money on whiskey and beer Now I'm returning with gold in great store Sure I never will play the wild rover no more Chorus: And it's no, nay, never, No nay never no more, Will I play the wild rover No never no more I went to an ale-house I used to frequent And I told the landlady my money was spent. I asked her for credit, she answered me 'nay, such custom as yours I can have any day.' I took from my pocket ten sovereigns bright and the landlady's eyes opened wide with delight She said 'I have whiskey and wines of the best and the words that I spoke they were only in jest.' I'll go back to me parents, and confess what I've done and I'll ask them to pardon their prodigal son And when they've caressed me as of'times before Sure I never will play the wild rover no more.

Eeeee Bryan!! I Love that song! Did you hear Ron singing along too? Another Large Whisky.............

Ok.........I'm back. I washed my hair.......put my make up on.........pulled on me slingbacks.......and am now stunning!!!!!!!lmao Now where's that Bryan? Cooeeeee...........Bryan.... Stel.xx

and it's no, nay, never, no nay never no more..... tra laa G & T please Miss Kim.... don't usually have ice - waters it down too much... but so hot here!!! Jacquie xxxx

Hi Kim Got anything for a headache?? Groannnnnnn! oh that's been done already too many beers at lunchtime I'm afraid Ken xx

Blinks blearily, and wishes everyone would be VERY quiet. I did only dream that I did a crab last night, didn't I? What IS that I've been lying on? Oh gosh, Marjorie is not going to be very pleased. While you can sweep some things under the carpet, there's not much you can do with a broken broomstick. I'd better slip to the loo to tidy myself up and hope they have very low watt bulbs. Creeps quietly out of the bar, hoping she hasn't been spotted.

Hello Ron..........what do think?..[gives a twirl] Brenda....I seen ya.......now come back......lol And Ken.....you too eh?? do you need a little TLC? And I'll have a tetley + lime please... Stel.xx

BRENDA - COME BACK AND HAVE A DRINK AND SHOW US SOME MORE OF YOUR MOVES!! Ken - better have another pint!! Jacquie - You hold a tune well lass.... G & T comin up! Drag up the Love Seat Stell - (put the handcuffs down it scares the fellas but sort of mesmerises them too!!)

i'me in the corner stel (with my whiskey) Way down in the county Kerry in a place they call Tralee A fine old couple they lived there - Kate and Pat Magee They were going to have a party on their Golden Jubilee Now Kate says she to Pat Magee come and listen here to me CHORUS Put on your ould knee-britches and your coat of emerald green Take off that hat me darlin' Pat, put on your ould caibin For to-today's our Golden Wedding and I'll have you all to know Just how we looked when we were wed, fifty years ago Oh, well do I remember how we danced on the village green you held me in your arms, dear Pat, and called me your cailin Your hair was like a raven's wing but now it's turning grey Come over here ould sweetheart dear, and hear what I've to say Chorus And well do I remember when first I was your bride In the little chapel on the hill where we stood side by side Of good friends we've had many, of troubles we've had few Come over here ould sweetheart dear, and here's what you must do Chorus