General Chat

I believe that Gerri Halliwell is a big fan of the 'Alpha' course so where does that leave her with her mate Elton I wonder lol. If heaven is going to be that boring, I know where I want to go!

Ah well David....I'll have to meet you there then. I'd love to meet your old Gran. Who are these people who decide whom God will love?? Me thinks they had better watch themselves..LOL Deanna XX

< white, goofy, speccie, spotty straight but single (and celibate) > and have nose hair,... ear hair ....halitosis and a frier tuc bald spot ! ps nothing against baldies lol ! E x hehe

Hi Lynn It's a Church of England based educational course mostly discussions teaching people how to know their religion better. I think that's part of the problem Jacquie - a few years ago according to a report I was reading, the Alpha course leader seemed to demonstrate an inability to distinguish between homosexuality and paedophilia. I might join when they get to Omega Chrissie and put them all right lol :)

Well personally I don't think I'm going to do anything other than decompose, so it's a moot point.

Just had a thought - I wonder if they will go on a Beta course next. Get it - Beta (Better):)) Oh all right then - I thought it was funny:))

hi david whats an alpha couse spelling lynnx

pmsl - well they're not making Heaven sound very nice and christian are they? Still hell will be quite nice if all you lot are coming. What I wonder is do you reckon because my vicar is gay friendly I will get in. Me Gran will be gutted if I don't.

Sweetie, I am so pleased we are to be together for eternity.

Well David Ill join you with me pitchfork and broomstick as I'm a spiritualist and everyone KNOWS I'm in league with the devil lol Elaine x :o))

Can I be your friend please David - I've always hated the cold:)) Chrissie x

I'd rather go where you're going. It seems everybody I care about will be there. Gwynne

David, I'll save you a place by the fire. CB >|< X

dave no matter who you are god accepts all even trollops like me!!!!!!LOl LOlxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx(((:

I'm not going to get into the Kingdom of Heaven apparently which is quite disappointing. A colleague of mine is on the increasingly popular Alpha course and he's been informed that my sexuality will debar me. He's not sure if I'm going to a special chamber in Hell or if I've got to wander in eternal limbo. What seems a bit unfair is that my family, partner's family and my friends won't be allowed either because they don't condemn our relationship or lifestyles. I'm also worried about my Gran who died in the belief that we'd all be together again one day. Hope she kept a receipt.