General Chat

People who tease me for being scared of Dinosaurs.... lol

I find it very irritating when people get irritated with me.....BC

Women on telly whose fringe gets stuck on their mascara and then moves every time they blink...drives me up the wall... People that add a 'k' to the end of words - 'everythink', 'somefink' Arrrghh! Jellyhead

Earache Headache Noseache Glandache And men who insist on pointing out to me that I have large breasts... believe it or not but putting them into their scaffolding every day does mean I look at them and realise they're size.... tut

Listening to electronically generated music when i wanted to talk to a human being about something. If my call is that important , as they remind me every 45 seconds, why the **** dont they emlpoy more people to answer the phone?

People who don't mention they have a second mortgage when selling their house.................. like we're not gonna find out !!!!! Being stared at by hubby and son when I point out something they didn't do that they should have! Julie xxx

Mandy, theres sighing and SIGHING! lol

Paul!! tuts lol Im a very annoying sulker, i do know that.

Sigh, some of us can't help snoring dear. lol

And i really hate people keep saying 'but erm' every other word! Snoring really annoys me And people who keep sighing.

Andy, Aaaah! Whassup, Diddums! LOL Good thing you're not joining us on Saturday then - don't want two long faces in the photos! >*|*<

Paul, could it be perhaps that your next two words are 'can I' we tend to switch off sometimes, just to preserve our sanity you understand, and also so that we dont become accoustomed to thinking that our name is 'Mumcani' :-))))

People who think they are clever and are not! People who insist my name is Hazel......it's not! Queueing................for anything Telephone surveys Heather

Heres a script of when I talk to my mum; Paul: Mum? Mum: ....... Paul: Mum?? Mum: ......... Paul: Muuuuuum?? Mum: ............. Paul: MUUUUMMMMM???? MUUUUUUUUMM? Mum:................. Paul MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!!! Mum: WHAT FOR GODS SAKE???!!!!????? Why the bloody hell didn't she answer me he first time? It'd save her from shouting dosey mare!

and another one at work - when you call someone and they say - he's just in a meeting about that, he'll be free at XXpm, try calling back. So you call back at XXpm and they tell you they're putting together an email and will notify you asap. you wait and wait and wait and no email so you call back and they STILL won't answer your questions on teh phone. You know when I started work you rang people and they talked to you and answered questions. That was how you figured out how bright they were and whether you trusted what they said or you called back later to double check. I'm sure Alexander Graham Bell didn't invent the phone purely as a means of exchanging emails addresses.

People who, whilst eating, scrape the food of the fork with their teeth, and make that irritating scraping noise!!

people who sit for the entire train journey sniffing (you DO know you're just inhaling all the bad stuff back in) and then have the cheek to look at ME in disgust when I blow my nose the man at the train station in the morning who's taken to calling me santa's little helper purely because I have a red woolly hat that's pointy (it's cold - I'd wear a pillow on my head at 5.30am if I had to) generally - people that eat loudly or chew gum, or spend the train jourmny loudly rustling sweety bags and crunching them noisily not all my irritations are train related honestly

CB, guilty of the second one on your list, it's a bloke's prerogative though lol

oh no... not a panto thread... does he know what he's letting himself in for ? (oh yes he does... oh no he doesn't... lol)

Daniel, If you ever visit London, best stay away from taxis. You'd get more than you bargained for with Cockney banter, how to set the world to rights, and be short-changed into the bargain. (It's called 'giving a tip'.) Now, I hope you're getting your homework done quickly, as you've two roles to play on Ken's Panto thread. And please note - I have had quite enough of stuffed bears in my house, so don't get any ideas. 'Mummy' >*|*<