General Chat

a priest is never in a church untill you need him

That if people walk into dark places. after hearing a noise (especially with a torch).......something horrible will happen.....why don't they just hide under the duvet!

No electrical appliances are fused.

Having knocked somebody out, you can pinch their clothes and they will always fit you perfectly. The victim will then be found bound and gagged in his underwear so obviously never regains consciousness until after all necessary garments have been removed. It usually only takes one blow to render sombody unconscious

It also appears that ALL cars manage to screech the tires(american spelling) when driving away, or arriving at a destination,...........even on gravel.......

You put it better than me, Beth, thats what I was on about........... Bob

When somebody is trying to defuse a bomb, time is altered. There are 19 seconds on the clock. Five minutes of watching somebody wipe the sweat out of their eyes, drop the wire cutters, go to cut the blue wire, change mind, hover over white, fumble the cutters again, retrieve them, wipe sweat again, then cut the black wire - and there are still two seconds on the timer device. Pheww!! Beth :)

the reason that the phone numbers ALWAYS(in movies) begin with 555 is that, that particular code does not exist... prevents psyco's ringing up the numbers....... Have you also noticed that guy usually 'does it' with his shorts on, you also rarely see any one close a door behind them, And in a disaster movie someone always seems to come up with a countdown before the blast.......... Bob

Hi little star, Yes it was A Wonderful Life. So pleased Clarence got his wings. Hope its on again this Xmas. Love to weep at that one.

That the Mini is not a recent invention. If you look closely you can see it during the chariot race in Ben Hur. Or that a Roman soldier is wearing a watch!

In the movies there is always a parking place right outside wherever you want to be Beth :)

The film was It's a Wondeful Life The Wild West had a shortage of skilled joiners - whenever somebody was shot and fell against a railing it invariably gave way and if you strike somebody with a chair it will disentegrate Beth :)

Nuns wear make up Gwynne

There's always a parade that you can hide in

The good guy always gets the girl (and vice versa) - LOAD of tripe!!!

No Bendy, We are talking of a film which was made in black and white.

In American films most men when they reach the 50+ stage don't have grey hair...... its blue. Or maybe they have changed their hairdressers since then!

Hi Lucia Every time a bell rings ......you know an angel has got his wings. Aaahhhh ps So what's the film then?

All the women wake in the morning with full make up all intact - no panda eyes for them lol

Women lost in the jungle, desert, on an island or in the snow always never find it is 'that time of month'. Gwynne