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THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW WITHOUT THE MOVIES
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Poolie Girl | Report | 15 Dec 2005 21:07 |
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Having knocked somebody out, you can pinch their clothes and they will always fit you perfectly. The victim will then be found bound and gagged in his underwear so obviously never regains consciousness until after all necessary garments have been removed. It usually only takes one blow to render sombody unconscious |
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fraserbooks | Report | 15 Dec 2005 21:11 |
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No electrical appliances are fused. |
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Unknown | Report | 15 Dec 2005 21:11 |
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That if people walk into dark places. after hearing a noise (especially with a torch).......something horrible will happen.....why don't they just hide under the duvet! |
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Malc /GG and Jackie | Report | 15 Dec 2005 21:13 |
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a priest is never in a church untill you need him |
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Malc /GG and Jackie | Report | 15 Dec 2005 21:17 |
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Dorothys reply has reminded me A sixshooter can fire more than six bullets |
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Bobtanian | Report | 15 Dec 2005 21:27 |
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A sniper( after the jackal) can take a rifle from a little box and assemble it by clicking it together push on a telescope and it will ALWAYS be zeroed in to the necessary distance............AND fire accurately (never in a million years!!!) Bob |
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Bobtanian | Report | 15 Dec 2005 21:57 |
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Sheila, that's why he is the 'goodie' all singin' all dancin' |
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Len of the Chilterns | Report | 15 Dec 2005 22:06 |
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An up-turned table is a good defence against bullets and six guns can hold an indefinite number of rounds. len |
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Bob | Report | 15 Dec 2005 23:10 |
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And all you need to solve any crime, however mysterious, is one of those little torches. |
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Paul | Report | 15 Dec 2005 23:16 |
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The telephone or doorbell always rings AFTER a sentance is finished. |
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Poolie Girl | Report | 15 Dec 2005 23:16 |
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After the forensic team has left a crime scene, the amateur detective will enter and immediately discover the earring/ button/ lipstick mark/ blood, etc. that was overlooked. Beth :) |
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Paul | Report | 15 Dec 2005 23:20 |
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When on the run, all criminals go to Mexico. |
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Bobtanian | Report | 15 Dec 2005 23:21 |
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Bob, you have been watching CSI..........americas finest! |
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Bob | Report | 15 Dec 2005 23:23 |
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What I can't understand is why, when they go into a dark room, they use their little torches. I shout TURN THE BL***Y LIGHT ON. But they take no notice Bob |
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Malc /GG and Jackie | Report | 15 Dec 2005 23:24 |
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If you jump out of or off of something you will be ok when you land |
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Paul | Report | 15 Dec 2005 23:24 |
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All Psycopathic serial killers own a Poloroid camera. *shake it, shake it, shake it like a poloroid picture* |
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Paul | Report | 15 Dec 2005 23:26 |
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A fire in a building will kill a family, but never the dog. |
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Bobtanian | Report | 15 Dec 2005 23:27 |
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When they are running away from something that is gonna 'BLOW'......... they always seem to throw themselves into the air as it does so........... Bob |
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Paul | Report | 15 Dec 2005 23:30 |
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Car chases always happen on motorways, or highways. Never in residential areas. |
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Paul | Report | 15 Dec 2005 23:31 |
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All aliens have an 'allergy'. |
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