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Good god! That womans got the same dress on as me....how dare she wear this black number! tuts loudly. Still, her rocks arent so grand as mine and im wearing 'Angel'.....none of that cheap stuff!! Struts off to change into a red number!

Hello Dear! - I'm pleased to meet you, Miss..erm..Tequila. Do have a seat. May I introduce myself, my name is Priscilla Goodyear. .. No.....unfortunatly ....no connection with 'The' Goodyears'. Now young lady tell me exactly what it is that you do, and how you got that cast on your leg. Waiter! - a bottle of Dom for me and my new friend here............

*wheels herself over to the woman who smells stongly/stinks of perfume...* 'Hello there... I'm Tequila the Trapeeze Artiste... you are?'

***Walks into dining room surrounded in a mist of 'Estee Lauder-Pleasures***** I see that I am one of the first to arrive, at least I have my choice of tables. The one by the piano bar looks good. I'll ask the Head Waiter to invite the poor girl with the cast to join me. Now where is that Wine Steward? I do hope that that handsome young man is around tonight. .

~In her cabin~ 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! Can't find anything to wear that'll go with my cast!' *Kicks wall and possibly breaks other ankle!* 'OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW'

***wakes up in cabin**** Oh My! My head is killing me. Oh, I can see why (eyes the empty bottle of Drambuie). All was well until that handsome, muscular, bronzed, nice eyed man with a large spanner knocked on the door asking if I had a problem with my water. Apparently some fool had managed to pull the toilet off the wall. I offered him a drink, then showed him my plumbing. ***Announcement over PA, 'Dinner will be served in the Grand Dining Lounge at 8pm'**** I'd better get my face on. I think that this little black number will impress.

*wheels herself into the room (thanks to whoever exaggerated her injury and gave her a cast)*

*Dryer Cabin* What a nice young man he was.....he didnt moan once moving all my trunks.....hmmm, maybe i did bring too many clothes? Oh well! Right, this little black number should impress Howie. Leaves the cabin and makes haste for the bar!

Oh where am I the last I remember was drinking with Black widow and now she has flooded the cabin the tiolet is wrecked I must go and find some where else to sleep for now oh my head strump where are you and what was we drinking this is going to be some cruise Howiexxx

*Penthouse* Sitting on sofa looking at list that Dr. Longlegs has put under door. Leaning back she smiles to herself at the names - nice to see so many famliar names. Stifling a yawn, (it was a very good dinner last night, but very late when she got to bed). Oh, I see that Deb has decided she is a Luxury passenger, well what about .......... (she runs down the list)...... Me! as Admiral? But I thought ........ oh, and Mommylonglegs IS the Purser, well that's good, hmph, so much for my semi retirement eh! W-e-l-l, must admit I'm thrilled to be asked, but I had reckoned on just relaxing - but, oh heck, I've relaxed all Summer, so ....... now then. Firstly I must go and thank everyone for their confidence in me - but before I do that, I'd better get the Navigation Routes out of the Ship's Lockers ...... I guess the keys are on the Bridge? Gosh, this is going to be fun I hope!! Getting up and straightening her skirt, a quick look in the mirror, she leaves the Penthouse.

*Black Widows Cabin* I didnt sleep in here all night did i? *Tries to clamber up, puts hand on flush.Pulls the toilet over on its side.The En-Suite is now covered in water.* Noooooo!!, oh ek, when i fell i must have damaged the loo..oh god what to do? Im soaked, look at me hair!!!!!!! My heads thumping as well...ok get a grip woman....pads into bedroom, dries down.....clothes....track suit, that'll do. Hmmm, hair? Tie it back.....no one will know its me, i'll go and find a nice young man to help me out and god i must find some food! *Leaves her cabin in search of help and food*

*Cabin* Changes into clean dry clothes and sits and thinks. Turns down intercom. Not sure about this cruise - someone definitely pushed me into that pool. Thinks about the two women she has already met. Smiles to self - I'll call one the 'black widow' and the other a 'red back' - chuckles at private joke. Goes out in search of food.

Nudging for Jo. Jenny xx

*Black Widows Cabin* Perhaps too much champers for me......just rest my head here......oh blinky hell, its the loo.....oh well, no one will know. (been asleep in real, going to bed now)

* a slightly familiar figure in grey striped buisness suit, arrives on board, complete with Gucci briefcase* Cruise, just what i need over xmas, now that i no longer have to work it! now wheres the staff???

***Saunters around ther 1st class cabin with a large Drambuie in hand*** Well, not long now until we set sail. I wonder what happened to that woman with the gaudy red shoes? I can see there are a lot of riff raff on this voyage. And what on earth was that young woman with big (cough) baubles doing with her leg in a cast? I must go and change for the Bon Voyage party. ****pours another drink and heads to the 'head' *****

New Crew and Passenger List. Crew. Dorothy. The Admiral. David Beard. Head of Security. Becs. Entertainments Manager. Jean Fairy Queen. Madam. Elaine Red Red Robin.I Love Arsenal. Head of Bar. Mommylonglegs. Doctor and Ships Purser. Passengers. Strump. Black Widow. Gwynne. Deb from Vancouver. Lady of Leisure. Howie. Yvonne from OZ.

Pacing the decks searching in all the life boats and likely hiding places for stowaways and creepy creatures and crocodiles, being careful not to bend over in case the Dr is around, i'm sure those needles have been used more than once, must pop off for something to eat, must be ready for sailing time 21-00hrs. Head of security David

New passenger list will be posted on this thread soon. Will add to it as crew and passengers enlist. Dr Longlegs/ Purser.

Elaine, can I put you down for Bar Person then? You will be in charge of all the stock, and use your discretion as to who you serve. If a Lady comes in asking for lambrini, you will have to decide if she has already had a few in her cabin though. Sometimes she carries a bucket. Jenny x