General Chat

JOY - You can be anything that you want to be! A maid would be interesting - you get to see what's going on in the cabins! Just a thought. Deb

Have just searched the UTOPIA threads.... couldn't remember who I was!! Can I change from being the vicar please? :-)

Why is everyone looking at me this morning? Checks in compact....nope, no spots.....good god, the tart with the *shoes* has lost a heel, sniggers, shouldnt buy cheap ones, see she's on the bottle again......checks time.....hmmmm, too early even for me! Oh yes sorry sweetie, ill have an OJ please......no my sweet it isnt, its an o r a n g e j u i c e! *oh my he is sooooooooo yummy* Smiles at fellow passengers. (car in now, even gave me a lift back!! God i must look sick lol)

Escapes to play quoits with, wouldn't you know it, the same stunning life-guard. Hear's shriek and seriously wonders if should investigate. Lifeguard rushes off in direction of shriek...... seems to have an overdeveloped sense of duty.

**Lido Cafe*** Oh God , theres that Strump trollop (who I thought was taking her car in for service by 8.30) I wonder why she is full of *iss and vinigar this morning? Must have found her toy boy she was talking about. At least I had my Dr. to check me over in the night. Yes Waiter. I shall have a non fat latte, a fat free bagel, and a glass of fresh sqeezed orange juice. Thank You. I must book a massage for this afternoon, my shoulders are killing me. No doubt I will run into Tequila there. Her shoulders MUST give her pain. **looks down nose as she inspects her artificial nails**

And here comes the 'black widow'. Well, this should be fun. *note to self: do not go anywhere near a swimming pool*

Black Widows Cabin Oh thats better.....i work much better with food in me!! Howie....Howie.....HOWIE!!!!!!!! Trollops wore you out then....huffs.....im going to the bar! You just stay asleep! Fluffs hair.....looking good girl.....lets go for it!

*wonder why she is limping?* oh well, suppose I can't ignoe her. Winces as 'chopsticks' is played. * gives a wave and a nod around a mouthful of food*

**In first class cabin** What a wonderful night I had! That Doctor sure knows his business! OBGYN - Oh yes Baby!! He looks so angelic, I don't want to wake him. Maybe I will slip out to the Lido Cafe for a coffee and a nibble. Now what to wear? Ralph Lauren or Garavani? Whats a girl to do? **leaves cabin and the handsome Dr. sleeping***

Thinks: Oh golly, here comes the 'red back'. Moves over to the table near the girl with the cast. hello, nice to meet you :) * no reply as said girl is fast asleep.*

Black Widows Cabin Turns over....ouch me head! Sees Howie....mmm, so he did turn himself away from those trollops!! God im starving.....phones through for room service.

Resturant/Piano Bar At last, food!!!. (Boy this is a big ship, I've been walking for 29 hours trying to find a resturant) Funny, there is no-one here except that poor girl with a cast. * gives a wave* i'm too hungry to talk anyway. Thank heavens it Buffet - heaps a plate full and tucks in.

YooHoo Miss Tequila... Have a seat Darling. I just have to pop back to my cabin. I'll be back in about 1/2 hour. Priscilla (aka Sexy Cilla)

*wakes up having passed out from the sheer pain from her injury (been at the pub watching the football!)* 'Ugh'

Ron thinks thats a hard one. pmsl

Goes to cabin, tuts, leaves him to a trollop! Struts off (sorry all, have to sleep yet again in real)

Oh is that all Strump see i got your number hon wanna a drink later.

Ron thinks ok thats cool. lol I It better be John Smiths.

*Thinks* I heard that, meeting some one at 11.30.....hmmmmm, might just pretend im asleep!!

Ron takes strumps key number and remembers it, Giveing her a wink. Dawn 11.30 then and get the beer out.