General Chat

Gradually opening her eyes, with great difficulty...... and looking around - rubs eyes and then lies back again ..... thinking, what ? where? there was this lovely place with ...... god-like men and ..... and yet, here I am lying in the penthouse ....... Gradually getting off sofa - she glances in the mirror - phew, shouldn't have done that!! Coffee, that's what I need, and perhaps a croissant - amazingly hungry! What happened on Christmas Eve? Funny, I don't remember Christmas Day!!! Goes to internal phone, and then sees paper lying just inside the doorway - Reading it as she walks back across the room, she sits down with a bump on the sofa ...... What the h------ ?

***Fresh from morning massage, eating a room service meal of lox and cream cheese (low fat of course) on a multi grain bagel.*** Before my nap, I must leave a note for Admiral Dorothy. Dear Admiral. It appears that we went into a time warp over Christmas. The 'Triangle' is known for such happenings. I have come out of it, but I can't vouch for other guests or crew members. There was some woman (with an Ozzie accent, I didn't see what she looked like), making announcements on the PA system that we were in a whirlpool. Too much vodka I say. As our Christmas was non existant, I feel that we should make up for the festivities that we missed. I am asking, as a guest of the Utopia ,that we hold a New Years Eve Party. If we can wake everyone from their 'Triangle' sleep, and maybe pick up some new crew members and guests before the 31st, I'm sure that a good time will be had. It would be nice if 'Fat Lady Cook' from previous cruises could make it onboard to serve up the best meal on the High Seas. Looking forward to your reply. Prescilla Goodyear - Deluxe Cabin

***Shakes Woman with the Aussie accent**** Wake Up!!! For heavens sake you have been sozzled for days now. I haven't been able to get much sense out of you for all that time. You slept through Christmas. As you can see the bar supplies are pretty low. I don't know who's to blame. You are all as bad as one another. That Black Widow and the one with the red high heels (well, high heel realy as she has been limping around with just one) they know how to tie one on! And where is that Dr. when he is most needed for hangover cures? I must get hold of the Admiral to make sure she orders more supplies for our New Years Eve Bash. ***Struts off to have a massage and pedicure****** Prescilla

*In radio room, faint voice* mayday........... mayday help.........help......... There's an enormous whirlpool. We are heading for the centre............ no.... wait..... There's a gigantic waterspout.......it's sucking us up........... no down.....up,,,,,,down The ship's breaking apart........up, up........ up wait........there's some kind of forcefield........ HEEEEEEEEEEELPPPPPPPPP *Sinister voiceover.......... Join us for the next cruise, somewhere in Outer Space perhaps??????*

Well, I reckon so!! Sank - not quite without trace! - on Christmas Eve.

Are we still in the 'Triangle' I wonder? Prescilla

Oh well i'll just leave it outside Strumps Cabin. Puts it over her door and walks off.

Here Dr Ron, catch . Deftly throws mistletoe to Dr and retires to cabin. :) I wonder if maid Joy will come for a gossip?

Dr Ron to Vonne Is that Misletoe you have there. What you going to do with that now. lol

*outside cabin* Slap, how dare you! Mistletoe? What about mistletoe? *cross-cultural exchange*

Bar Hmmm, where is everyone? I must have slept for England....toy boys and Doctors....im pooped! Ahhhh, a G&T, wonderful...lets see whats on the menu, famished!

Time to hit the sack. Hope i can find my way back to my room! Wouldn't want to make a mistake! nite nite :)

All my shipmates have disappeared.....we must be in The Triangle! Priscilla

Oh well think i'll go for a swim in the pool then.

**In Bar as usual** A new face on board. I wonder who the lady in the purple dress is? And there is that other woman with an accent - Australin I believe. Another dwinkypoo for me please tar bender. The name is Natash, is it not? Not long now until we reach Bermuda......I wonder if the stories are true about 'The Triangle'? Oooh La La - tanned, twinkley blue eyes, muscular body, tattoo.......yes! I hope that that trollop Black Widow hasn't spotted him.

Dr Ron sat in the corner of the bar haveing a quick pint while he has time off. before his next shift starts.

Wanders in to the bar - must have fallen asleep while I was reading. Ooo strawberries great, helps self and orders a lemon, lime and bitters. *did I miss dinner?*

ho hum well some hol this turned out to be no one recognises me, either that or they are ignoring me sat here on me own may as well have stayed at home now dare i go to the bar alone??? nope cant do it

Are we at sea yet i fell asleep down in some dark room, as Bec thought I was Dans older brother she had so much to drink I dont think she was seeing straight hello Ron you look very smart all dressed up going somewhere Now where is the Black Widow at least she knows how to have a good time and always has a bottle on hand xxx

*now out of the suit and into a rather nice purple no. (purple being this years black) hummp no one noticed me coming aboard. i guess i will just have to take this wine and retire to my cabin alone. *slinks off feeling rather neglected*