General Chat

Escapes to play quoits with, wouldn't you know it, the same stunning life-guard. Hear's shriek and seriously wonders if should investigate. Lifeguard rushes off in direction of shriek...... seems to have an overdeveloped sense of duty.

Why is everyone looking at me this morning? Checks in compact....nope, no spots.....good god, the tart with the *shoes* has lost a heel, sniggers, shouldnt buy cheap ones, see she's on the bottle again......checks time.....hmmmm, too early even for me! Oh yes sorry sweetie, ill have an OJ please......no my sweet it isnt, its an o r a n g e j u i c e! *oh my he is sooooooooo yummy* Smiles at fellow passengers. (car in now, even gave me a lift back!! God i must look sick lol)

Have just searched the UTOPIA threads.... couldn't remember who I was!! Can I change from being the vicar please? :-)

JOY - You can be anything that you want to be! A maid would be interesting - you get to see what's going on in the cabins! Just a thought. Deb

Good idea, Deb ...... as I have been Maid (Lady) Marion for many a moon now in the Grottingham Regis threads, then a maid I shall be! :-)

Maid Joy. I have specific requirements for my cabin. 1 Bottled BC water, chilled 2 Peanuts in the shell (non salted) 3 Drambuie 4 Ice at alll times. If I require anything else, I will leave you a memo. Ms.Goodyear

Your wish is my command............. ** bow scrape **

*wheels herself into the Massage Centre...* (To Receptionist) - 'Hello there, I have an 11 O'Clock massage booked in with Sven... ' *Sven the 6'5, bronzed Adonis strides into the room and sweeps Tequila out of her wheelchair...* (Sven) - 'You look like you need some SERIOUS therapy' *winks*

Black Widows cabin Hmmm, so me toy boy has risen then! Wonder where the hell he is? Oh well. God i wish this boat would stop *bobbing* about....feel quite sick........think ill call for that nice Doctor.

Hi you wonderful looking Strump you. Are you feeling sick? Think i need to take a good look at you.

Black Widows Cabin My, you were quick..... *thinks* hope he isnt quick at everything! Yes, i do feel a little sick, yes my pulse is racing isnt it, youve got such warm hands as well....actually, ive gone quite weak at the knees, i best lay down.

Returning to cabin and sees maid Joy. Gives a delighted cooee........ and hurries to see her friend. Didn't know you were here,, how wonderful. Is this what you do during winter? Have you heard the latest news? Settles into cabin for a long gossip session - broken by Joy's beeper flashing. Never mind, let me know when you are off-duty and you can tell me all the goss......... Goes to Library to borrow some books and settles into a deck chair.

Yes i think i know whats wrong with you, You think this is the love boat show. Thats fine cos i think i can help you. lol Ron starts Strumps treatment and has a good bedside manner. lol

Black Widows Cabin Love Boat.....is it a nasty illness? Will i suffer long Doctor? I didnt realise Doctors were trained in massage.....ohhhhhhhh, bit lower, yes thats it....*thinks* i like this illness, lets hope the maid doesnt need to clean this cabin for a while.....oh god, more to the point, Howie! God, i hope the trollops are keeping him busy today!

Dr Ron closes the curtains in the cabin.

Black Widows Cabin Closing the curtains is all part of the treatment then? Nooo!! I dont mind at all, you carry on, i just hope no one else needs you.

*waits at the Medical Centre* 'Well I hope that Dr is seeing to someone in extreme pain...'

Knock has no reply. But Dr heared somebody run away. Thinks he really should get back to his Medical Centre as he has been away for the last hour and a half. lol Gets back to the Madical Centre.

The 'red back' (I really must get to know her name, but she does look rather down at heel) runs past the deck chair knocking the book out of my hand. retrieve book and notice that she is missing the heel of her shoe Excuse me, I think the head of security found your heel last night.....or was it this morning..... can't remember ... but I'm sure he had it.

*** am now cleaning Black Widows Cabin ***