General Chat

Oh i remember i have me own practice in Hampshire. lol

I see that more passengers have emerged from their cabins. That one with the red stilleto's made a fleeting appearance, proberbly gone to re grout her face. **evil cackle** My dear Strump (what a name) what are you staring at? Ahhh, now I see. Well if you think that you have any chance with him think again. They don't call me Sexy Cilla for nothing. Another bottle of Dom please, and do ask that man in the white coat with a stethescope around his neck if he would like a drinky poo.

Dawn i got loads of money. Don't forget i got to look you over at midnight. lol Now strump i must i find her. corrrrrrrr

Thinks.....so this Doctor does his decorating thru the letter box eh!!! (sorry bad joke) Slips him her cabin number.

Ron takes strumps key number and remembers it, Giveing her a wink. Dawn 11.30 then and get the beer out.

*Thinks* I heard that, meeting some one at 11.30.....hmmmmm, might just pretend im asleep!!

Ron thinks ok thats cool. lol I It better be John Smiths.

Oh is that all Strump see i got your number hon wanna a drink later.

Goes to cabin, tuts, leaves him to a trollop! Struts off (sorry all, have to sleep yet again in real)

Ron thinks thats a hard one. pmsl

*wakes up having passed out from the sheer pain from her injury (been at the pub watching the football!)* 'Ugh'

YooHoo Miss Tequila... Have a seat Darling. I just have to pop back to my cabin. I'll be back in about 1/2 hour. Priscilla (aka Sexy Cilla)

Resturant/Piano Bar At last, food!!!. (Boy this is a big ship, I've been walking for 29 hours trying to find a resturant) Funny, there is no-one here except that poor girl with a cast. * gives a wave* i'm too hungry to talk anyway. Thank heavens it Buffet - heaps a plate full and tucks in.

Black Widows Cabin Turns over....ouch me head! Sees Howie....mmm, so he did turn himself away from those trollops!! God im starving.....phones through for room service.

Thinks: Oh golly, here comes the 'red back'. Moves over to the table near the girl with the cast. hello, nice to meet you :) * no reply as said girl is fast asleep.*

**In first class cabin** What a wonderful night I had! That Doctor sure knows his business! OBGYN - Oh yes Baby!! He looks so angelic, I don't want to wake him. Maybe I will slip out to the Lido Cafe for a coffee and a nibble. Now what to wear? Ralph Lauren or Garavani? Whats a girl to do? **leaves cabin and the handsome Dr. sleeping***

*wonder why she is limping?* oh well, suppose I can't ignoe her. Winces as 'chopsticks' is played. * gives a wave and a nod around a mouthful of food*

Black Widows Cabin Oh thats better.....i work much better with food in me!! Howie....Howie.....HOWIE!!!!!!!! Trollops wore you out then....huffs.....im going to the bar! You just stay asleep! Fluffs hair.....looking good girl.....lets go for it!

And here comes the 'black widow'. Well, this should be fun. *note to self: do not go anywhere near a swimming pool*

**Lido Cafe*** Oh God , theres that Strump trollop (who I thought was taking her car in for service by 8.30) I wonder why she is full of *iss and vinigar this morning? Must have found her toy boy she was talking about. At least I had my Dr. to check me over in the night. Yes Waiter. I shall have a non fat latte, a fat free bagel, and a glass of fresh sqeezed orange juice. Thank You. I must book a massage for this afternoon, my shoulders are killing me. No doubt I will run into Tequila there. Her shoulders MUST give her pain. **looks down nose as she inspects her artificial nails**