General Chat

Oh Rupert!!! wash your mouth out!! lol

Alto has it crossed your mind that when the good Lord made woman he decided that to give them a lift in life he would give them superior qualities over ------------------ Monkeys Rupert.(He He He)

Oh I wondered where Old Alter Ego got to - still a sour puss as ever - keep taking the pills Mr Hyde. Lin :o

Gwen, please dont change the last line of your reply - i have a vision or Alter head down, wedged in a plughole!! If i ever get a bloke stuck in the sink *( the mind boggles !) i'll send for you... Talking woman V men...and how they are different - donkeys...hind legs...I have a completely legless donkey that has had no alcohol whatsoever. 80 mins on the phone last night, nattering and giggling too..... tell me women natter !!!

My claim to blokey fame is understanding the offside rule..How many men know how to fold a drawer liner in just the right way so it fits in their knicker drawer,?

Come in abit late but if you want blokie things i've helped instrall centrall heating pur liner down chimnley ,,build an extention on house,, knock down walls ,,,unloaded a lorry of bricks..help change the springs on car while on hoilday no propper tools . i can also unbloke a kitchen sink

Ah ha Alter - I remembered something else blokey that I can do - plumbing !!!! I can drain down a hot water cylinder and replace the immersion heater - do so every couple of years or so :O)) *sniff*

So where's everyone gone then? I came on for a manly chat with some blokes and they've all gone!!! ***Lights fag, scratches belly and slugs down another beer!!!***** So much for the discussion!!! Bert xxx (aka Jacquie)

and too many sh*t stirrers..........: ))

*worries she may be a man* CB - I have no problem with discussing beer (I like Budvar and Coors), women (Angelina Jolie IS gorgeous) and football (L'Arse are going to struggle)! In fact were it not for my (HUGE) attraction to men and my chest (Also HUGE) then I could be one.... almost... (I hope not!)... Becx

Bec, Most of the men I know are too busy to appear on a Board like this for discussions. They're too busy discussing Football Beer and WOMEN ! CB >|< X

Women are more interesting than men, hence we post more.... DISCUSS! lol Becx

(Creeps back to see how us girls are doing) Have we won yet, Anne? CB >|< :>)))

Len - mwahh to you xxxx Oh well - I can't stay here chatting about the price of beer all night - got beauty sleep to be having :O)) Nite xxx

Afraid husband drove me to my present state of mind, hence name - OOOH, look, it's a man's fault! Ha!

What an illogical thread. How can there be too many women? len

Well with a name like 'fruitbat', i did wonder !!

*sings - anything you can do i can do better* lol

How do you know that we are not all transexuals?!!!

bah humbug...........expected much more vitriole.........you lot are no fun !!