General Chat

Nah Tony . . . I have been exchangeing emails with friend in Kent this evening . . . L xo

Evening. Have sent Lotto off. Must be server problems in the U.K..? I cant seem to send Email to my Cuz in Essex. Can send email to anyone in Oz, but cant send Email Overseas. Anyone else having Probs. TonyOz..:>))

Hot Hot here too . . . can't sleep We sat out on the balcoonie most of the night . . . tennis on in the background but too busy watching the people trying to cool off on the beach. Thanks for the Lotto Gwenda & Tony . . . fingers and everything else crossed. Just noticed on the other side the cat has a new name Dizzy Digital Cat . . . . . teeheeeee LOL Still on the lookout for the Fluffy Duck . . . still MIA Yvette . . . get yourself back on her girl . . . we miss you . . . luv Laurie

Thanks for the numbers Gwenda and Tony Is Barcode Barb cut up about poor Arthurs? Sleep well everyone. Anna

Just sent lotto nos. off to Tony - had to get scanner up and running on new lappy. Didn't fancy typing out all those numbers Nitey nite all, catch ya in the morning Gwenda

Nite Nite Joodle and JA and anyone else who is still up.. See ya in the morning.. Love Maryxxx

Just about to go off to bed, thought I''d pop in - very very quiet, isnt it? Have we got our lotto numbers yet??? Lyn, will msg you. Hi JA & Trifley & Tony if you are still up. (Bet Tony is) See yáll in the morning. Jood

Only 65 to go after this one Cat hang in there lol Glad boys got home safely Jood Trfley hugs for getting more energy and for Ducky too - mind the bugs din't bite Night all hot hot hot here - long day gym plane flightt then home at 8 pm Fanny where are you? Hope Tiger is doing OK and you too Lara Take care all JA

Evening Wattlers Gee we are a smart bunch, with all the jokes and witty items. Good to see that you are feeling on top of things Trifley, marvelous what a break from the house can do. Merle, hope the physio does some good. Sorry I dont have Legacy program so cant help, I run family tree maker. We are going to my Dads for lunch tomorrow for his Birthday, so the kids have to put up with no computer, no playstation and as there is nothing on tv til late afternoon (in Mum and Dads eyes), there will be no tv neither, just good old talk between us, bet the kids will be itching to go as soon as lunch is over. We got a bit of rain today, but nothing to get excited about, a few light showers during the day and I mean light, I went for a walk to the shops and back, about 20 mins all up, while we had one of the light showers, and my clothers were not even wet. Supposed to get more tomorrow and Sunday so we will wait and see. Cheers Sue

Trifley dances around thread singing.....'I feel better now' (to the Medicare tune) It's amazing wot a short sojurn to the shops for coffee can do for a girls energy! And I bought an indoor plant! Always feel better when I buy a plant. Chocolatemouse X

Merle I think our Barcode Barbe is able to look after herself.. POOR TONY,, pmsl.. Love Mary xxx

lol.... Merle. I luvs every tiny bit of her mate. We take the mick out of each other on a daily basis, and she gives as good as she gets. I put coffee sugar crystals in her tea, and she puts laxettes in my mashed potato. I swapped her mobile phone for the T.V remote one day...lol and woke up the next morning with my toe nails painted bright pink. Cant buy that type of Luv....hee hee Tony Oz...:>))

cripes tony, you do like to stick your neck out. Knock it off barb. Hi everyone, thanks for really making Himself's day on Wednesday.He was really chuffed. Have just got back from Physio. Ouch! I see that dratted cat got in on the act again.Hello puss. I'm still trying to get my tree onto Legacy so I can work on it at home. Got the listof names in place but nothing else Anyone got any suggestions? Nice ones please. Need a cuppa and some sustenance so will look in later

Loved it Tony.. Remember that Page bod I was trying to find for a bloke in Canada who was having trouble well I think I have at last found him,, Under the name of Sidney H REGE.. I had a look at the image and it definatly is PAGE.. Dont know where they got the H from as it should have been S and the date of birth is out about 6 years but the place of birth is right as that is where they thought he hung out. When he got married he was a bit older than the bride so wouldnt be surprised if he didnt make himself a bit younger..anyway looking forward to seeing what they say.This is by far the closest I have got.. Laurie Loved the last funny ,, the music just perks you up,,need a bit of that at the moment.. Lew Are you looking in or are you hobknobbing with Royalty..for goodness sake dont give her any pills... Doing well with the cricket.. Love Annymouse..

Oooowaaaahh Mary. Me thinks alf the male population middle name is Ken...:>)) The Dam An elderly man in Queensland had owned a large property for several years.He had a dam in the next paddock, fixed up with nice -picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some mango and avocado trees.The dam was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening old farmer Ken decided to go down to the dam,as he hadn't been there for a while, to look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his dam. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!' Old farmer Ken frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked. Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the crocodile.' Moral: 'Old Ken might walk slowly, but he can still think fast.' Tony Oz...:>)))

So that would have to be Anthony Knackered Ken Hull then would it miss mouse ???? Was just wondering what sort of handbag knackered Barbie carries . . . big enough for underpowered binoculars, barcode and label collection, self addressed envelopes, not to mention the great wad of tickets to enter the Grand Slam !!!! Would just about have to be an overnight bag wouldn't it !!! Coming in at 3am . . . yeah that would have to be right !!! L xo

Tony You sure your second name is not KEN.. Any mouse

...and of course there's knackered Barbie too. Born in Camberwell in the early 50s. This Barbie loves her tennis, and gets bleary eyed from watching to many Butts on court through under powered Binoculars, which cause Eye strain. She comes with special senses, and can sniff out a Bar-code through a double walled brick veneer house from a block away. At only 5ft 1 and a alf inches, can spot a Comp Label under a high mounted 4 wheel drive from 50ft. This Barbie dosen't come with Ken....she just fakes it. Anonymoose..:>)))

Glad to see that Rebs is back in form.. Love Mary xxx

Couldn't resist . . . Rebs put this up on the other side . . Refers to locations in QLD . . . Hamilton is not the island variety btw . . . (a riverside suburb in Brisvegas) Hamilton Barbie: This modern day princess homemaker Barbie is available with a Mercedes, 4WD SUV, a Prada handbag and matching Nike Yoga ensemble. She has a master's degree and double-majored, but has the luxury of being a stay-at-home mum with Ken's generous salary. Comes with a prozac prescription and Botox. Coffee Club mug and traffic-jamming Blackberry internet/cell phone device sold separately. Husband Ken is into fishing, golfing and is often 'working late.' Available at all inner city suburbs Coffee Club retailers. St Lucia Barbie: This Barbie is only sold at David Jones. She comes with an assortment of Gucci handbags, your choice of a BMW convertible or Range Rover and a long-haired foreign lapdog named 'Honey.' Also available is her cookie-cutter development dream house. Available with or without tummy tuck, facelift, and breast augmentation. Workaholic, cheating husband, Ken, comes with a Porsche. Beenleigh Barbie: This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, switchblade, '78 Holden Ute with dark tinted windows, and a meth lab kit. This model is available only after dark and can only be purchased with cash -preferably small bills, unless you're a cop, then we don't know what you're talking about. Boyfriend Ken is in jail. Available at participating pawn shops. Inala Barbie: This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie comes with a pair of high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gut Ken out of Beenleigh Barbie's trailer. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, strawberry lip gloss and a see-through halter top. Purchase her Holden Ute Convertible separately and get Fly Buys points absolutely free. Boyfriend Ken is in treatment. Available at any Big W Store. Caboolture Barbie: This tan model comes dressed in her own Levi jeans 2 Sizes too small, a '100% Aussie' black T- shirt and the southern cross tattooed on her shoulder. She has a six pack of VB and comes with Jimmy Barnes CD's. She can spit over a distance of 2 metres and kick mullet-haired Ken's a.s.s when she is drunk. Also available is the gold-toned cubic zirconium ring that Ken gave her after their last big fight. Comes with Barbie's Dream fibro house. Available at K-Mart. Morayfield Barbie: Pregnant at purchase, this Barbie comes with a stroller and bus pass. Also included is a 2 litre bottle of Pepsi and a Centrelink cheque. Construction worker Ken and his '82 Ford ute are optional. Available at Target Nimbin Barbie: This Barbie is made out of recycled plastic and tofu. She has long straight brown hair, archless feet, hairy armpits, no make-up, and Birkenstocks with white socks. She does not have, want, or need, a Ken doll. If you purchase the optional combi van, you will receive a free rainbow flag sticker. Available at markets in northern NSW coast. New Farm Barbie: This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or removing snap on parts. Walks to work and hangs out at The James Street Markets. Likes to 'experiment,' but will never commit. Comes with complete with a faaaabulous fashion wardrobe, and party favours... Available at, well if we have to tell you, you obviously do not live in New Farm and are therefore excluded from purchase. Although you will find New Farm Barbie's younger sister Kinky Kelly on the corner of Kent and Brunswick at a heavily discounted price. Ipswich/Goodna Barbie: Comes with two heads both with mullet hair cuts and a designer flannel shirt. Also sporting fitting black denim jeans and knee high ugg boots (even in Summer). Ipswich barbie is closely related to Beenleigh, Inala, Caboolture and Morayfield barbie. L xo