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Morning all ~~~~~~~~~~ Cool but sort of sunny - we didn't get any rain :( (((((HUGS))))) for Tassie and will say a prayer for you for the operation to go well. Hi Shazz, I see you are at your entertaining best :) Safe travel for all those coming home tomorrow. of to work today so see you tonight. Love and (((((HUGS))))) to you Pam - you are constantly in my prayers. Vonny

Subject: No Undies!!! >>> >>>An Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. >>> 'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?' her husband demanded... >>> >>>She replies 'Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.' >>> >>>The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's 50. >>> >>>Go and buy yourself some underwear.' >>> Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. >>> >>>Her skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. >>> 'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?' >>> >>>She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.' >>> >>>He reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency and all the saints me girl, here's 20. >>> >>>Go and buy some underwear!' >>> >>>Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. >>> >>>The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. >>> >>>'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! >>> >>>Where the frig are yer drawers?' >>> >>>She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.' >>> >>>The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the love 'o haggis, 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit.' >>

Morning All you Partying Wattlers and the rest of us poor lost souls who coulnt make it DIY sounds like you really put on a spread for your guests, sounded scrumptious,hoped you all behaved yourself in the usual wattlers manner, MAD of course he he Ah Tony, just as well you have Barb to keep you in LINE Hee Hee Hi Mary safe trip home, shame about the nugget (2grams), oh well theres always next year Morning Laurie, gosh your aprtments sure sounds like a doozy, what a pity you paid before trying, what a shame you couldnt charge your taxi fare to them, at least try and recupe some of your money back Donna, sorry about your shoulder, have you asked your Dr for a shot of quarterzone, maybe that might help ease the pain for a while Flakey, so nice to have your offspring at home helping keep the house tidy isnt it, LOL Lyn ONE more week of freedom before your special half returns, couple of days back home and it will seem like hes never even been away Hi Leah, nice to see you, hope you well Hi Jood, we had slight rain here last night also, not nearly enough, just enough to moisten Golly lot of headaches around here last night, I thought the party was in Melburn, what have you pair been up to Tassie and Cat, having your own wattle party eh Jood, will get back to you re definite date for lunch in Nov, just have to make sure dates dont coincide with my Narellan 180yr Anniversary monthly meeting, think it may be 8th or 9th, will let you know Morning Trifley, how did your jelly wrestling turn out, WHO won, you or Nefer?? hee hee (((((((((Pam, Ben and Mel))))))))) singing to tune of wizard, Im off to tidy the kitchen, the wonderful kitchen of Smith LOL ~~~~~~~~~ All my lovely wattlers Shaz

Good Morning Wattlers Well it is early and Im ready as I ever will be to go to hospital. I am ok with the fact of getting teeth out, but I am not a good patient, hate being in hospital. Anyway hope you all have a good day today. (((((hugs))))) to Pam and family, thinking of you. ~~~~ to all~~~~ Catch you all later, Cheers Sue

Good late night all, went to a fashion parade and met some interesting people there too and one was able to help me find out something I had asked about on the NSW list today and that was as three of my ancesters that I found in Katoomba Cemetery died all in one year 1908/09 was there a particular illness around at that time and this lady said yes there sure it was the Black Death the same as in England the dreaded Bubonic plague and her mother became an orphan because of it too, and I have been given these sites by listers since I came home , if any of you have someone who disappeared of the face of the earth all of a sudden in these years would be well worth considereing that they may too have succumb to this dreadful disease also check out this site too very interesting don't forget to remove the brackets http://image(.)sl.nsw(.)gov(.)au/cgi-bin/ebindshow(.)pl?doc=pxe90/a147;thumbs=1 Sarah -Jane it was my pleasure sweetie, your lovely Dad helps us all so much and we are very grateful , I am only just learning scrap booking and your mum tells me she was going to enrol you to do a course with Dad's skills at photography it would be really good for you to do its fun and very relaxing and you can do all sorts of things cards gift wrapping etc too. Mary I sent an email with the snail mail addie for you thanks so much have safe trip home Laurie I hope you and TLR had a nice touristy day in the wonderful city of Melbourne and have good flight back to Sydney Hi Gwenda I had forgotten those cakes until you mentioned them sponge with puff pastry running through it and rasberry jam and cream oh yum have to go doing a Lara hehe and falling asleep ny nite all love Lara

The Lamb Roast was bewdiful. Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says 'I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter.' Said and done, the next time God looked the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man. God got mad and said, 'You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at Tony.... one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?' And Tony replied, 'I don't know, Barb told me to stand here' ? Tony Oz..:>)))

Gee Wattlers too much partying or what - it's very quiet here today. All that talk yesterday of lemon meringue pie and all I could think of was having a slice for lunch, but when I went downstairs there was no lemon meringue in sight and I was forced to get something called a Napoleon - doublelayered vanilla slice. Could have made that my lunch by itself so after 2 pieces of leftover pizza I had to force down this Napoleon. Wasn't half bad but I'm still thinking of lemon meringue pie and just realised I don't have any lemons to make my own either - grrrrrr Better make a move and get some food organised here. Roast lamb's sounding good Tony - pity you don't live closer - lol Thinking of you Pam and family Hi to anyone not feeling tip top - hope you'll soon be 100%. Hi to Mary - have a safe trip home. ~~~~~~~~~~ to everyone Gwenda

Good evening Wattlers. TLR & I have had a wonderful day, walking our feet off, been to lots of galleries, museums and been on the river cruise. Came back for a bit of a rest before we head out for the evening. I have just had a few words with the management of the apartments and assured them we wont be back and we will spread the word . . . . Dont use riverside apartments . . . they are horrid !!!! No service to speak of - despite paying for it !!! cant even get a bed made !!! Apart from that . . . everything has been wonderful down here. TLR was heard this morning dishing out new names, reffering to 'Barcode Barb' . . . teeeheeeee Talking to Pam a little earlier and arrangements were still not 100% sure for Wednesday 2pm, but she should know for sure by now. Well, time to go get the glad rags on and head out for the evening. We leave here at 7pm tomorrow night, so catchyou when I catch you. luv Laurie

hey lara i just wanted 2 say thank you for the scrapbook that you did 4 me i really like it, its wounderful thanks sarah jane

Hi Flakey....:>))) I'm here.....just been pottering in the garden bed, preparing it for me Vegies, seeing it was a nice sunny day. Now I'm preparing a Roast...... Roast Laaaamb. Now I'm opening a V.B......and the rest is history.....cheers. Tony Oz......:>)))

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Hi All, so pleased you had a great time yesterday all you Melbarn Mini Meeters, the food sounded Divine, The weather's warming up here, really lovely, but we need rain desperately, anyone got some to spare? Wishing get well thoughts to the sickies. Still in my thoughts Pam, hugs to you, take care luv Jillx

OHHHH what day is it and where am I ???? oh its Monday really and did I make a big trip to Melbourne yesterday and have a really lovely time or was that a dream and was all that waffling and laughing all part of the dream hehe do know that I've got a sore face from smiling and laughing Jude DIY you surely are wag of the first order and a lovely hostess, we had a scrumptious spit roast that Ken was in charge of thanks Ken and salads galore, and although pecan was ordered we settled for a simply divine lemon meringue pie and no Jood we were all watching our figures NOT lol and didn't have the extras with it .Thanks for the great company Laurie and TLR, Tony and Barb, Jude Melb and last but not least Jude DIY and Ken and family and Happy Birthday to us one and all I'll be back later just have to nurse me head hehe love to all thinking of you Pam and family, Love Lara

Hi everyone.. beautiful day here today. cold last night but fantastic today Sorry I didnt get back yeaterday but our social life got the better of us and we had a lovely lunch at some friends place in Murphys Creek who have a farm there.I just love the country around here. Havent had a chance to go fossicking again so 1 nuggett it is and no more.. still better than another bullet. Lara Send me your postal addy on my private email addy and I will post you all the info that I found.. I found some Cavanaghs also so copied them down as well. I also have a list of peeps who have records of different cemetaries and got this from the local council in Maryborough, full of useful info and where to find it. I have just realised that I forgot to ask John Tully about the Days..and as he is only at the Museum on the weekend I cant go back.. I am sure that if you ring him he will be happy to search for you. His phone number is in the sheets of info that I will send you.. Is it Happy Birthday to us ... Cant believe it is a year Congratulations to you all for a wonderful thread and such a happy year.. Sorry I havent had time to read back far but I can assure you all the nugget is only about 2GRAMS and not KILOGRAMS..wish it was.. We are off home tomorrow and John is looking forward to getting back into his own bed again.Hasent found the bed in the cabin soft enough for him and his legs have beena bit of a pain in the proverbial... Hope all are well and will see you all when I get home on wednesday.. Tony Been there and done that with a big piece of quartz and it looked so good and weighed about 5 oze. Fooled a few people but the ones who knew what they were looking for knew the difference..It was a great laugh.. Love to all mary xxxxx

Morning Wattlers, another sunny day here but not real warm yet. Picked up Jess from the airport early this morning and must say it didnt take long for the house to get back to normal...lol She unpacked in the lounge so there are a couple of piles of stuff in there with the empty suitcase then there are little piles in the family room ,the kitchen bench and of course the bedroom floor. And the washing machine is on to the second load. Jess has now taken the car to visit work and a girlfriend. But thats ok when she gets back I have a present for her....her phone bill....hehehe. Arrrrr the joys of having children....lol >>>>>>>HUGS<<<<<<<< to Pam and to anyone not feeling 100% today. back later Flakey

Morning Wattlers. Sounds like you all had a great time in Melbourne. Rebsy rang me last night 'cause they couldn't get on the other site to party and there were some very unhappy peeps out there :-( Still have guests here, so I can't stay for long. Hugs to all Lew Lew xxx

Morning all I'm here - for a moment in time. Gotta do some h..w...k after a hectic weekend with 5 teenage girls around. Catch you later Anna

Where is everyone????? Errrmm Good morning. How come I'm first??

Yes, Jood, Cats headache has now gone :-)))))))))))))))))) and I can get on other site too :-))))))))))))))))))))))))

Hi there Wattlers - re: the Weekender, there was a note on there earlier today from the moderator Pippa saying that the site would be closing at midday (brit time of course) for some upgrading or whatever they do, so I guess that might be the reason others haven't been able to get onto it. But it appears back to normal now anyway. Lyn