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opps delusions of grandeur , only one zero sob

well I did get two zeros lol

Byeee Jeffster-consider yourself on official cat duty, and will be held personally responsible for cat getting number!!!

Yes Loz being a nightowl at the computer - latter rarely happens but good to have oppportunity to be on here I am enjoying my last night without the chainsaw which arrives home tomorrow lol I must go or regret it in the morning which is more than half way here already and Jood will be up soon lol Love to all especially Fluffy and Trfley and anyone else sick Goodness me I did not know watlers had hired a janitor as well as keeping a bear and sundry enuchs!! JA

JA - you being a night owl too ??? I went to go to bed, but the TLR chainsaw, sorry chainsnore was busy cutting down half a forest so I left him to it. So much to read, you have all been busy today . . . I think we all agree that every kid is different and should be encouraged to plot their own course . . just feed them the facts and let them know how great they are! Our baby is 28 today !!! told him to take a photo of the outdoor setting we gave him a few weeks ago, and give it to himself for his birfdy . . . Tony, I reserve the right for the unpredictable answers to the quizz tomorrow night . . . Shaz & Rob are coming over for dinner and having a sleep over so we can have a few vinos . . See what we can all come up with!! Sure we will have a wealth of knowledge around the table! Looks like I will be going up home about 10th Nov - and staying till the end of the month (should be back south in time for the Canberra lunch!) Then back up home again for Christmas . . . !! House is going to be all spiffy for Christmas with its new roof, and a paint job! We had a lovely evening on the balcoonie tonight, TLR cooked a barbie, and we were entertained by a group of youngins on the beach who had fire works (until the police turned up) Then we had Army landing craft doing night landing exercises out in front of us - first time we had seen them here. Chainsnore is winding down, so I'm off to bed . . . Hope your all having sweet dreams luv Laurie

hmm what does the cat get up to then? should i be worrying or enlisting her?

Jeffster, just do your tricks around the cat door, watching for that cat lol

Bloody hell ! How can I practice my party trick when some plonker's locked the cat flap! ah well, better use the letterbox then just as well i did that gaenacology diploma...

:>)))) ( hic ) x

Nice one Janitor, was the port good. Gooodness I must have missed the plonk and the martoonies. Mothsball around the cat door, catnip methinks!!! It might spin out the other way.

*opens door to Waffle thread and switches on lights* .... bucket and broom in hand. Strewth!!!..wot a mess. *Picks up empty bottles of plonk, Dead Foxes, Dead Pigeons,Wallaby's, Kangaroos....Blimey...... place is like Noah's Ark.......* Sweeps around Martoooonie glasses,Tiraraboom-d-ay's, unused numbers 15995,15900.......Chivas Regal Pills,...'Flicks' through old 1950's magazine.........Mmmmmm.....The good wife guide, he'y.......Me thinks the old man in the picture should be concentrating on the kids ransacking through his brief case,more like it........*turns to back cover*...Ahhhaaaaaaa..thought so.'Made in the East'...My mum wouldv'e back handed the ol man if he expected all that rubbish...* *Picks up alf a Bacon sarnie* Deary me..... looks like someone has left without locking the Cat flap. *Locks Cat flap* and sprinkles moth balls all around entrance....:>))) *lifts carpet and kicks cigarette butts under it*.....*opens door* switches off lights. Night Janitor.

how are the numbers going puss

thanks Anna, you slipped in, sounded good as you wrote it lol! JA

Hi Jester love your humour I am a Wattler who is around but little time to post most days, a bit like the lovely Yvette but she posts more lol and is much less boring Watch that Lew, and as for Jood, but i think you are safe there now your fireman diguise has been exposed. As for the, rest I am sure you have worked out a funloving friend loving bunch you will not meet anywhere Hope you enjoyed your port Tony Sounds nice. Life must have been tough then but you obviously did a great job Yvette, thinking of you, hugs to Trfley too Take care everyone JA

and you too Fluffy and angels around your bed Love and ((F))) so glad you and Trifley had a good chin wag Two vry special people JA

Evening all Glad you had a good natter Queen Trifley and Fluff.(((hugs))))) Went to an Irish concert thingie tonight - fairly ordinary but there were a few good Irish jokes. Saturday night and the police picked up a man in the middle of the 6 lane highway into Dublin. He was stark naked. They locked him up and he appeared in court on Monday morning. The magistrate said 'And what is the charge against this man'. 'He was stark naked in the middle of the highway' says the sergeant. 'So who is he and what is his background?' asks the magistrate. 'His name's Paddy O'Toole and he's married with 25 children and another one on the way.' 'Case dismissed' says the magistrate. 'But he was walking down the middle of the highway stark naked' the sergeant protested. 'No' says the magistrate. 'He was in his working clothes.' Well -it sounded funny when the Irishman told it!!!!!! Good night all XX Anna

Nighty nite, sleep tight Don't let the bed bugs bite Ducky

Okay looks like I have to turn the lights off again, nite all, lol luv Jillx PS Tony you better make it all tidy in here for the quiz tomar nite, chairs all in a row, chips an' dips all laid out. pmsl, Jill

mmmm Tony, port sounds wonderful Jill - sleep, what is that ??? Might need something stronger than a cuppa........perhaps a martinoonie, chardy or even a VB Pam

hi Pam still about? can't sleep myself either, had a bit of a migrane earlier, so slept most of the day away. Will make a cuppa see if that works, luv Jillx