General Chat

Brrrrr Hello Wattlers Gee its cool down south at the moment. Hobart had snow down to sea level in places. Up my way we had -1 last night with a real cool southerly breeze all day and expecting -2 tonight, might have an early night snuggled up in bed with lecky blanket on. I see Vic, NSW and ACT catch up to Tassie tonight with daylight saving, watch out Tony your Morning Glory will be confused with the time change pmsl. Good luck with the lotto tonight. I actually got 4th divi last Sat night in my and OH's tickets and didnt know it till we went to get this weeks tickets a pleasant $37 surprise. Cheers Sue

PMSL Joodle - that was a goody BTW Joodle keep your eyes peeled for a hunky firie up your way - Patrick Thompson (Jack's son) is now a firie - hasn't given up the acting altogether but obviously needed a steady income - his bod's not too bad either JA - you'll get addicted to this site if you hang around too long - lol Nice to see you and hope you drop on more regularly. How's Mr Darcy? Took 3C to v-e-t for her booster on Thursday. She's finally worked out where she's going when she's in the car and wasn't too thrilled. Then v-e-t told her she was a big cat for 7 months - 4.5 kg - yes well she is first to the food bowl and last to leave and woe betide anyone who tries to muzzle their way in. Hope everyone has been sharpening their minds for this quiz tonight Will catch up later - I've actually got back to doing some FH - don't know why I've been sidetracked - lol Good luck with lotto - tonight's the night Hugs to everyone - glad you had a good outing Fluffy & Trifley Gwenda

WHY NOT RENT! A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.' On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realising that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for $250 and enclosed the following typed note: Dear Madam, Enclosed find a cheque for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that: 1 - it had never been occupied 2 - there was plenty of heat, and 3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home. However, I found out that: 1 - it had been previously occupied 2 - there wasn't any heat, and 3 - it was entirely too large Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for $250 with the following note: Dear Sir, 1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. 2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. 3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the management. Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady.

Poor Crew.......I wouldn't go with that ISP if it were free. Hi SuzyQ....fingers XXX'd we might get a storm out of this heat. TX

I spend a day socialising and the thread goes to pot.....listen Jeffster.......either you are with us or agin us. We've been trying to stop that bl**dy cat for ages! Unfortunately I don't think a kalisna.....kallanis.....very big gun will stop that wily feline. I wonder if Tony will lend us his little Vixen? One hungry fox at the cat door might stop her in her tracks.....pmsl Hi Joan.....you spend too much time on here and you'll get addicted like the rest of us. Joodles.....I wish we were having nice Blue Mtn weather. It's been very hot here today....a prelude to a warm summer. Big hugz to everyone else....I'm off to finish packing my bag for our little holiday. Trifley X

Hi Wattlers, It hot and windy here, but no sign of rain. Glad you had a nice time yesterday Trifley and Fluffy. Baby steps will get you there Fluffy, don't try to rush things. I gather you don't want to be good little housewives, it's probably just a conspiracy put about by the mula anyway. They will get at us one way or another. I have had a bit of a breakthrough with Neville's ancestors, wild lot they were, so I haven't been looking in much. I have also managed to contact one of his cousins, he has lots of them, so we are working together. If I am not on here much it's because I on Ancestry etc. Hope win have a win tonight, Its about time. Keep taking the pills Lew it will help the withdrawal, keep the pink elephants at bay. Bye for now Luv SuzyQ

They canoed from Albury to Yarrwonga left last Sunday, arrived Yarra yesterday Have a great evening Mary, a good rest of the day everyone else.But....watch that Butterfly she and cat was planning the next pounce and with Jeffster on the boards with them, nare a Wattler will get a number again. Methinks some strategic thinking needed here mmmm Commiseration Lew Lew Hugs for Trifley and Fluffy and Yvette (((()))) Nearly there Yvette hang there JA

Hiya Everyone.. Lovely day here..Summer is on its way. Hope you are all enjoying your day. Lew if you are waiting on telstra...Good luck !!!!! Take Care Janet xxx

Happy Arvo all, Poor Lew Lew, just as well she doesn't have a car as she now doesn't have any arms to drive it. I bet she's spitting chips at Telstra. our toaster popped it's last piece of toast yesterday so we are off to buy a new one, Hardly Normal here we come, I wonder what else I might like when we get there, he he. see you all later, hugs to Pam and Trifley. Jillx

Poor Lew Lew - It's her local exchange that is at fault :( She wants us to keep our talking to a minimum .... ermmm - lol - darn near impossible me thinks. Jood

Morning Wattlers. Well I think I've had my arms cut off!!! Just letting you know that my server is down and won't be back up for a couple of days. I'm just down at a friend's house, so please bear with me and I'll be back in touch soon. If we win Lotto tonight, make sure someone lets me know!!! Love to you all and hope to be back in business by Monday (subject to Telstra) arrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Lew Lew xxx

lol .. Yes Wilson - don't stray far from the Wattlers, it takes tooooo long to catch up .. lol Jood

Morning All, Sounds like it has been a busy night here on the thread. Ahh Tony, you appear to have lost your only man amongst us tag lol. Can't stay too long, have to go to work in a little while, just thought i would have a quick read...forgot there is no such thing as a quick read of the wattle thread lol. Have a great day everyone. Take Care Wilson

Morning all.nice day here today.. Looks like its safe to come out now as the Cat and Jeff must have gone to bed.. Going to sons for dinner tonight as his Inlaws have come up for a visit. Lovely people and we are celebrating G/sons 5th birthday. A bit late as it was 11 days ago but they waited till his other G/parents arrived. JA Is Rob still away. Canoing ????? sounds fantastic. Must tell and some pickles.. Laurie. If you have got Shaz for the weekend I will have to tell the local constabulary that it is not another riot just Shaz telling her jokes again. Have a lovely time you two mad people.. Must go and do some work Back later.. Love Mary xxxx

No no no Jood - it's the cat who's the master - that sly Jeff is the apprentice! Up to no good both of them.

right - i'm off to bed as well i will think up a cunning plan... * raises one eybrow in best errol flynn style.. *

I wouldn't have thought Cat person was an apprentice, Anna .. lol Jood

Oh dearie dearie me! The master and her apprentice. We've really got to fire with all barrels Wattlers!

Ok, Jeff lol Really going to bed now though night night :-)

Now cut it out you two ... no whispering .. lol Jood