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Goodness me we are all poetic tonight.. Loved them and wander where they all come from..Mr. Google perhaps..lol Love all the Chrissy names, but I am now having to think of starting my Christmas shopping ,It is getting very close and I havent even thought of it till now. Might wait till I get up to Orange and do it with my daughter. Trifley Thanks for the pickle of the tattoo,, it is very pretty but somehow it is too perfect so it might just be a temp one..am I right... Watched a bit of TV tonight as there were some interesting programmes on but after my swim today I am starting to feel a bit weary so it wont be long before I turn in. Love Mary xxx

Evening....:>)))) Ooooo'h...lots of Chrissy names now. Nuther bewtiful day in Melbin...and 26c forecast for to-morrow....heading up to 34c on Thursday. Jude Melb. Funny you should mention Clarke Rubber catalogue. Barb and i were looking at the pools in it over the weekend, and just saying that we may invest in one next year, as our grandkids are getting older. I always swore i would never have another pool, as the maintenence used to take up to much time. One hot sunday morning, ( back in the 80s ) my girls got me out of bed and said, Dad please clean the pool as we are having friends over for a swim. I spent 4 hrs cleaning, Vaccumming,Clorinating that damn pool and they( Kids and Friends ) all took off to the indoor swimming pool up at the centre.....:>(((( So i spat the dummy, and also missed a golf day out with me mates that morning. BTW Your daughter will break a few blokes hearts, and she looks just like her mum...:>)))) ( Did i score points? ) Just for a bit of fun..:>)) Twas the night before Xmas...Rudee style...hee hee Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, i was drunk as a skunk, and so was me spouse.(hic ) When out through a window there came a loud clatter so i got to me feet to see what was the matter... And what to my bloodshot eyes should I see, but eight drunken reindeer caught up in our tree. And there in the branches, was a man with a sleigh. I knew it was Santa,cos he started to sway.(hic ) Staggering closer n'closer those eight reindeer came, while he belched and hic-cupped, and called them by name On Whiskey! On Vodka! On Baileys with ice, On Gin and tonic, now lets keep it nice! ( burp ) Now get up on the roof, and get offa this wall, Get going you drunkards, we've got a long haul! So up on the roof went the reindeer and sled, but a tree branch hit Santa,smack on the head And then to my ears like the roll of a barrel, A heck of a noise...... that was no Christmas carol!!!. So I pulled in me head and i pricked up an ear, Down the chimney fell Santa,landing smack on his rear. He was both fat and chubby, and tried to stand right, But he didn't fool me, he was high as a kite. He said not a word as he tried to look kool But missed half the stockings, the drunken old fool. Then putting his thumb to the end of his nose, He wiggled his fingers.....'UP YOURS'....Mr.Rose. Then he jumped for his sleigh at a frightening pace, but tripped on a rooftile and fell flat on his face. But I heard him yell back as he passed out of sight, Merry Christmas, you loser ,and the same to ya wife! Rudee Oz...:>)))

Hi all can I add that Tom Smith put Wade figurines in his crakers, guess who has a large collection of them, things you do! Cheers Jillx

Evening Wattlers, Was just testing before to see how it was,first atempt at it. As I am the Gong lady thought the ding dong bells would fit in lol. heavy cloud in the gong but no rain darn it, ~~~~~~~~~~~~ to all the Wattlers~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PS ding dong bell pussy's in the well who put him in Can't remeber the rest ( just having a mad minute) here is a bit of trivia for you: Did You Know. Each of the colours of Christmas has a meaning, Red is the clour of of the month December, religiously, it symbolises blood and charity. Green. represents nature and stands for the hope of eternal life. Gold symolises radience White. means light, purity and joy. DId You Know. Wearing paper crowns dates back to ancient times;paper hats and masks were worn during celebrations to ward off evil spirits Did You know. The Christmas Cracker was created by englishman Tom Smith in 1846,he based his crackers on bonbons,a varity of French sweets wrapped in a twist of paper,Smith came up with the fun idea of including small toys and novelties. Better stop now, source of information Coles christmas catalogue free from the checkout lol Catch you later on Sandra in the Gong

Hi Gwenda, great name! cheers Jillx

HI all, Just testing my Chrissie name. Glad everyone had a good weekend that went away - I'm okay with the 'what happened on tour - stays on tour' cos little bits and pieces come out later ya know - lol Checked the catalogue - good looker - just like we all were at that age - lol Vonny - glad you're back and nothing serious with puta Love all the Chrissie names - I checked out the site for Chrissie names - I ended up with Fluffy Berry B*m - what's Christmassy about that - pppppppppp Off to organise food, catch up ron Gwenda

Hi Flakey I think I saw daughter and if it is her she is lovely, but a bit cheap at $29.95..lol I think she is worth more than that.. Oh the days when we all had figures like that...pmsl I love all the new names but could I ask ,(I am allowed as I am the only geriatric) if you could sign your real name at the bottom as I cant remember who is who with all the new names and tinsel...You all know that I suffer from CRAFT, Merle Have you been in the wars or what...are you a disaster area waiting to happen ,,,you poor thing.. big hugs and hope you feel better soon. do take care of yourself.. Might go for a swim so back later.. Love MAry

Arvo Merry Wattlers Got the Drs visit done this morning, reports gathered and firm (but polite) letter written to the travel insurance mob. Now we wait and see if they cough up the dough! Joodles.....I'm not going to be the one who lets the cat outta the bag about the GC weekend. We all took a vow....what goes on tour.....stays on tour! If you can't gather from the pickles then you'll just have ta remain clueless.......sorry. Merle....what kind of dancing were you and OH doing that busted your leg? :) :) That'll teach you to mix more water with it! Healing hugz for you. Tinsel Printheth......you're not the only one to have slept well! I went out like a light last night. Surprising as it seems.....Graeme loved the tattoo! So did my Dr and the girls in his office. I got comments like.....'Yep....I can believe it of you' I wonder what they mean????? Caffeine time! Hugz Twinkle star X

Oooooh Flakey! The girl is gorgeous! Jill - if I called myself 'Anna down under the Christmas tree' there would be unfair accusations that I had consumed too much Christmas cheer and passed out! No way! Deck the halls with bits of wattle Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Whack some gum leaves in a bottle Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la- The Christmas season is upon us! Plum Duffer

Just cleaning up some family stuff I collected from mums over the weekend and found a book that may be of help to someone. It is the war dead of the British commonwealth and empire.(Italy) Lists names and grave sites of anyone buried in Italy 1939-45 Flakey

Afternoon all, Flakey you have one very gorgeous daughter, you must be very proud of her. Merle if you're looking in, healing hugs coming your way, how's that leg of yours, getting better? Well it did rain for two seconds last night, a friend heard it too, so I'm not getting pottier than I am already,lol Anna I like your name, Plum Duffer. I was going to suggest Anna Down Under The Christmas Tree, but it's a bit long and we all might have had visions of you all wrapped up in Christmas paper with a gift tag stuck to your b-m, lol. luv Jillx

You know, you can tell that just by looking at her. Something special about her face. Lew x

Thanks Lew, I'll tell her. She is just as nice on the inside which is more important..... Proud Mother Flakey

OMG, well no one ever beat her with the ugly stick, did they!!! What a gorgeous girl. Lew x

Yep ...thats my baby Icould say she takes after her Mum ....but I'd be telling a porkie...lol Flakey

The blonde girl?

page 3 Lew

What page Flakey? The new catalogue is online. HRH Dr Virgin Crewlew

If anyone has the latest Clark Rubber catalogue my youngest daughter is in it. Laying on a blow-up lilo in a green bikini. She is very excited Flakey