General Chat

PMSL, Yep, Hz, I'm sure of it now! Lew Lew

Okay got to get in on this one I come from East Ham (Not my fault) which is near Essex and I live near Brissie, well I have to say we only get the best leather in the Valley, so go for it Candy, strut your stuff! lol Jill

lO sTRALIA xx

ELLO STRALIA

Hi Jilly and Lems. Just keep an eye out for Candy. She's a piece of work. Our cunning plan is to just ignore her and so far it appears to be working! Lew Lew

hI LEW LEW HOW IT GOING LOVE? iS IT A SUNNY DAY IN OZ?

No Lems, we're finally getting a bit of rain. Just had turf put down last week, so that makes me very happy :-)))). You're up very late, Lems. Can't sleep? LL x

OH LEW LEW I ISNY A DRINKER AND I HAD A COUPLA DRINKS ABOUT AN HOUR AGO AN IT WENT RIGHT TO MY HEAD.....SHOW ME THE WAY TO GO HOME..IM TIRED AND I WANNA GO TO BED

HI LYN WE CAN DO RAIN.....IN SCOTLAND WE ALWAYS BE ABLE TO SEND RAIN xx

Ignore me if you want, just earned a cool 500 this lunch. How about you. Not much leather, micro skirt and bra. how else do you expect people to be able to buy at Sovereign Islands Not an Essex girl, 6 kids are Cambodian Refugees. See we are not all bad.

~~~waves~~~ to Lyn. It's stopped raining now, but hopefully we'll get some more. Oooh no, she's back. Now everyone, don't forget the plan. *turns back on Candy* Getting any warmer in Scotland, Lems. Whereabouts you from? LL x

Hi Lyn, Are you new, welcome. There is an interloper on at the moment so please just ignore her. We are a nice bunch of respectable ladies and don't put up with naughtiness. LOL The naughty girls get set to the naughty corner. Lew Lew, glad that you are getting some rain. When you have finished with it, please send it up here. Wonder who Candy is. Bye for now SuzyQ

Hi Lems, Hi Lyn, Lem, is there a reason you are shouting?? (like caps lock?) lol ~~~~~~~~ Candy dear, There's a Naughty Corner where I'm sure you will be soooo comfortable. they even decorate in leather, or so I've been told. Vonny

Nothing plain about you Lyn, although you could do with a bit more bling, lol. Lew Lew (whose heavily into bling)

G'day Wafflers Hi Lyn....there is nothing plain about people who live in Oz. You should see some of us heee heee. Nice to see you. Lemon....how ya going? Nice to have a little Scots blood mixed in with us now & then. Lew Lew....I'm glad that rain dance I got Nefer to do for you worked. Do ya want some more? I din't mind watching him dance! Hi Candy ....you might be related to my hubby. He has rels called Leatherbreech.....oooo love the smell of leather. Trifley goes off to order new loin cloths for Nefer and his brothers.

Well Lyn, your 2's & 3's entry caused some scratching of the head I can tell you :) lol better go and finish the hcough.....rk. ~~~~~~~~ Vonny

Hi Pharaoh Queen Trifley of the Nile, Have I seen you in the Valley? Maybe your husband is related, will look on Ancstrey when i get time. How is Nefer, do you know where he gets to on his night off? Very popular with the girls at the club i can tell you. He could show you a good pole dance. I think he may be holding out on you. LOL

OK, now that is done...........new loin cloths will arrive next Monday. Have decided on chamois in a rich golden colour. It will contrast nicely with the black skin. Lara....got the email...pmsl. Where can I find a turkey??? We have dark, fluffy clouds on the 'rizon. No...don't panic...I'm not going to sing. Fingers X X we might get some rain this arvo. I've got such a wonderful lot of info to put on my tree programme so I'll toodle off for a while. ~~~~~ waves and <<<hugs>>>to everyone. Trifley X

It's ok, Lyn, you can be a princess and have bling. I am a very magnanimous type of Queen. Candy, my friend. Nefer and his brothers are allowed one night off a week each. I find they don't need any more because they come back too tired. Perhaps it's all the pole dancing heee heee. T X

Hi Yaaa'll its Starr Dixonshock here we must be related Candy and I know to keep the wolf from the door a girl has to do what a girls got to do not like some Queens we know who can afford to be charitable LOL but some aren't so lucky eh . Hello Lyn welcome to our thread you are new to here aren't you ? don't get the wrong impression all mad completely insane but quite safe as long as you dont antagonise them you'll be right LOL OK Judy in Melb , you and that Sue Devily woman have been using the name of a certain Great Footie club in vain and its the only way to get sent to the naughty cnr at the moment as everything else seems to allowed as Laurie is not doing her job and as for peeps who don't even barrack for the pussies saying go the Cat's that's really a red rag to the bull and we won't be being polite anymore and wishing the Hawks luck (sorry Pa ) and after their complete humiliation last night one would find it hard to admit one leaned a little towards them for their Pa's sake . Rebs Cassie tells me you have the footie live today one is the best team too so sit down girl and watch a champion team play and I don't mean those hand bag carrying pussies either huh can you tell Tiger and Josh aren't home . got to go and get some more of that dreaded done someone peeps who lives here are very untidy and one with four legs keeps making furr balls all over the place and the other one is moi who has to keep doing it over and over again cleaning that is lol Lew Lew rain hooray glad for your turf glad hubby couldn't arrange to meet ex at a table next Brisvegas meetup cause then wild horses wouldn't have kept me away girl pmsl I'm off have orders for dinner too tonight one of my famous stews and guess what Tiger did he did the vegies for me before heading off to golf getting there with the training only took 33 yrs lol, bye for now Love Lara aka Starr Dixonshock