General Chat

Awwww Lara, I'm the sunshine fairy, Ididnt send no shi**y weather.

If they aren't careful Trifley 'implode' is exactly what the gen board will do. Unfortunately it is a small minority who cause the unrest. I for one have made some very good friends from this site. Some will be ships that pass in the night, and I'll eventually lose contact with them, but a small group will be there for life, even if contact is intermittent at times. gotta thank the site for something. lol!!

Good morning ....*yawn* So much has happened!!!! Hello Alice and Lara, I dont think we've met before. What is this Lotto you are talking about?? Emoo ..... I have always been fascinated by Lord Howe Island ...... Do you cycle around the Island, although its pretty hilly isnt it? I always get confused with LH Island and Norfolk Island, one or both do not have many cars. You all sound very nice people. Do you have any men on here? TVM

Emoo.......isn't that one of those flightless birds with long legs and a big a*se the Yanks are always going on about in their t.v. shows???? Ahh a virgin.....another rare bird. hee hee!!!

Uhm ... Alice, I think that lady is elderly. EMOO stands for Elderly mother of one. TVM

Morning TVM, Lotto is a game where you gamble on numbered balls. If you can pick the right ones you get to buy a widescreen TV or go on holidays. I play but this week I havent got my numbers yet. I thought EMOO was a type of European Cow...lol

Poor lady, you making insulting remarks about her name. I was always taught to respect my elders. What happened to that Lady bouncy or bounty or whatever it was? I just cant remember where she was from .. wasnt she looking for books or something? and someone suggested she google? Wonder how she got on? I dont think she was very computor litrit. TVM

Hello Virgin Merry I don't know about Norfolk Island.....I have not been there. However.......Lord Howe Island is a small island, quite hilly at the southern end. They have 2 hills (the locals like to call them mountains) called Lidgebird and Gower. The western side of the island has a sheltered lagoon and the area which cradles this lagoon is reasonably flat. Tourists and locals ride push bikes but there are quite a few vehicles on the island. The speed limit is 25km, however the local policeman (my son) does tolerate 30km along the side of the airport runway. EMOO

Thanks for that Emoo. Did you say you were visiting your son, or do you live there permanently? If not ........... where is your home normally? TVM

Good afternoon ladies I have been 'googling' all morning - what an entertaining pastime my dears. And I must say 'googling' sounds just a little bit naughty! The information I have been able to find is quite extraordinary - I was quite overcome on several occasions and had to resort to some medicinal brandy to revive myself. And I found out all about my poor 4th cousin 6 times removed, James Cook. He discovered your dear little Island! Imagine that! And later he voyaged further only to be murdered by savages in Hawaii. I am quite overcome - my poor, poor ancestor. Oh Virgin Merry - are you related to my poor dear James - I think you mentioned you had Cooks amongst your ancestors. I am quite sure they would not have been the common ones my dear. I need to retire to my room for a short afternoon nap so that I will be ready for the evening festivities. I believe someone asked where I reside. I have this charming little house in Chelsea, London. Upstairs and downstairs - the staff live downstairs. Until later my dears LB

Hello again Virgin Merry I am staying with my son for the winter. I usually live with my daughter and her husband in a small town called Bredbo. It is about 45mins drive from Cooma NSW. Or 30mins if my daughter drives! She and her husband have sheep. It can get quite cold there so we thought some place a little warmer might be nice for me for winter. EMOO

Oh LB ..... do you have a butler 'n all .......... we've never had a real lady on our thread before, only make believe ones, or people who think they are ladies or queens etc. If you need any more help with your googling, let us know. I hope you havent been near those porn sites, it sounds as though you have ventured where you should not have. Emoo ... you are so lucky you have somewhere to go for the cold winters ! Jood

Yes, I'm very lucky, I don't really like the cold. My husband died some years ago and his daughter kindly asked me to stay with her and her husband. I don't like to impose too much so I go and visit my son when I can. I get on well with both of them and they get on well together too. EMOO

OH MY GODFATHER! Forget the poms the other night, what the hell have you lunatics been taking. Those in Wonga will NEVER catch up! Just back from Sydney with 2 possible rugs. Decisions will be made next week. Received Lotto numbers. God, could you even begin to imagine the noise down at the Yarrawonga Newsagency if we won??? Anyone heard from them down there? Lew Lew x

Dear Lew Lew Calm down and don't over excite yourself. There have been a few visitors to our thread but they seem like decent enough ladies - one is even a virgin and another is a REAL lady and there's some poor old soul who seems a bit dotty and a fairy and a bona fide researcher. But they are all perfectly respectable. I haven't got the lotto numbers - sniff, sniff. I've been forgotten. Sounds as if they are having a ball down south. As you say, the place would erupt if our numbers came up. Good luck with the rugs - they always look different 'in situ.' Cheers - and take a cool pill (I think that should be a chill pill!) Anna

Thanks Anna, but you know what it's like. Having just driven in the Sydney traffic (aaarrrrrggg), I come home to the Wattlers On Uppers! Anyway, as long as everybody was having a good time. Let me have your email addy and I'll send the numbers to you. Lew Lew x

Hi Again Wattlers. Went to visit a friend this afternoon, am now back, had a thuderstorm but only about 10mins rain not nearly enough. Welcome to the thread Elmo(Elinor) I dident welcome you before( I think I was a bit confused with all the new names all of a sudden LOL. I hope you call back often we are a good bunch, some of us have met each other all ready. And welcome to the other peeps. TVM(who keeps asking about men)lol have I got that right?? Lady Bountiful Do you really live in Chelsea??? if so where??? Fairy Dust ect ect all makes my name a bit boring, might have to work on that one. Although those that don't know will wonder what the GGong is''' I bet the wonga lot will just be reviing up a bit do you think, wish I was there oh sigh. Well hubby has cooked dinner, seafood marinara and some garlic bread yum very fatening See you later Sandra in the Gong Ps behave yourselves tonight lol

Lew Lew - I have you know I havent had a drink all day (not an alcoholic one anyway) and last night I only had a sip, well 7 sips of Baileys. Lew, I had heard from Laurie - you'd have to scroll down and down and down and down. If you want Lara's phone number, I could give it to you in a pm. Glad you got home safely - its a b.........y long drive. Do we look worried that it will take them days and days to catch up???? Actually I will have 3 days worth of messages to catch up myself :-(( Its been great having some newbies to talk to as there are very few of us left here - Rebs, Sandra, Mary (she's been gone all day), Jude 3, you (Lew), Me - cant think of anyone else, because no-one else has been on. Sandra, put ya glasses on ............ its EMOO, not ELMO! pmsl Too roo Jood

Joodles ...will you ever get us right? Jude2 has been seen and she doesnt have the lotto nos either,awww they forget us so quickly. I've had a mes from Lara requesting sunshine but haven't been able to find any to send Welcome back Lew, there's nothing like a successful shopping trip is there...lol

Eh SF? I no comprehend .... did I get you wrong???? Did I get the Judes wrong ..... again?? Jood