General Chat

lol Nick!!!! have you not arranged a landie meet to coincide with us yet????? you know you want to!!!! Ade is coming - poor guy - dont let him be alone with all of us lot!!! lmao And emmmmmmm......just remember I am the Eurovision anorak - not to mention the karaoke one too!!!! pmsl Know song - will sing!!!!

Lucia Have nudged meet thread for you

Information Due to the newly released bagge weight of the impending visit from Kent in March, Fife and Lothian Tourist Boards have come together in arranging extra manpower and strengthening contingency plans. Fourteen tall ships are to be placed directly under the Forth Road Bridge to give extra support for the heavy bags being brought from Kent, and the Forth Rail Bridge is being closed altogether for the 5 days in question due to its ongoing age. The rumours of the Forth Road Bridge falling down in ten years have now been updated according with current issues and the general public are advised not to travel unless in undue emergency circumstances across the bridge during that particular weekend in March. Should the public ignore these warnings, the Forth Bridges Committee deny all responsibility in any arising misfortunes.

I heard they are going to ban Eurovision karaoke singing in public places too jill.............life just wont be worth living!!!

How many peeps are gonna be there? I can't remember :-)

ooh thanks Ade am cuttin and pasting now it will be marvellous!!

lol Jill, cool :-)

Jill having been learning the words proper like!! mmmmmmmmm I'll be the one mmmmm la ddi da oooh ohhh!!

ROFLMAO at the rail one!! pmsl

Lmao Anne will be fine she wont be on a train lol

Lucia - sorry I know you hate it - saw your thread lol - but i have to say it is a pub and the smoking ban wont be active at the meet.....they do have a side door they will let us open tho and if i remember correctly they have a fan on the ceiling

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*IMPORTANT......ALL EMPLOYEES READ* It has come to the Police and Fire Services attention that there is a meeting on March 18 that will result in casualties.....(mainly male) but the perpetrator is due in on the 15th. She is described as a single female carrying extra large bags. She intends to kidnap any single males and export them (LOL) to her home made prison (wardrobe). Any information will be treated confidentially.....especially from the kidnapped persons as we do not envisage capturing her before the crime. Please ring the hotline to report any 'big bags' lol

oh Kazz!!!! if you let me have your number nearer the time then I will organise a rendition of Demis Roussos song for you down the fone!!!!! pmsl

Lucia i have to admit i cant stand all the smoke either although i use to smoke myself so do feel a bit for those who wont be able to smoke, it gets in my eyes lol

.... and there will be scarves everywhere...

och let them ban it!!!!! i dont care!!!!! like to see them try and wrestle my ciggies off me!! pmsl

Alongside our own lively community issues, what with our bird watching club and our neighbourhood watch scheme , we have been advised by the Town Police Force that there may be some disruption to our sleepy little village around the middle of March. Whilst the wagtails are nesting and the magpies are flying away with everyones trinkets, and Mrs Brown is keeping a watch through her gleaming white net curtains, it is rumoured that there is force arriving that is surely to be reckoned with. An unknown entity will be visiting our picturesque village on Thursday 16th March until Monday 20th March from Kent. At the bottom of our lovely quiet village, this entity apparently known as 'Anne with no man' will be residing with one of our residents. Please welcome her warmly and give her a wave if you happen to see her around. There is to be a welcoming party at the said residents home should any villagers feel an eagerness to join in with the festivities. Mrs Brown has very kindly said she will do some baking of scones and such like and the Gala Committe will erect the usual bunting around the village streets for such an occasion.

JoJo sweatier the better mmmm Make it a black one so dribble marks dont show lol Scotlands first with ban JoJo :((

I can't wait till the ban - I hate smoky places lol :-)