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ok........can I add....... in a min lol didn't get that!!!!!!!!! (do I have to copy and paste......cos if I have.....I'll be back!) lol xx ps......is it 80's sh**e?

Stelly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wee Friday nite Karaoke going here lolol x x x

Oh Bu**er!......did I miss summat?????lol xx

thanks sue!!! nite nite x x x

thanks for humouring me and joining in with my wee sing song Karen!!!! nite nite sweet dreams too x x

Spoken : FREEZE ! I'm Ma Baker - put your hands in the air, gimme all your money - This is the story of Ma Baker, the meanest cat from ol' Chicago town She was the meanest cat In old Chicago town She was the meanest cat She really moved them down She had no heart at all No no no heart at all She was the meanest cat Oh she was really tough She left her husband flat He wasn't tough enough She took her boys along 'cos they were mean and strong Ma Ma Ma Ma - Ma Baker - she taught her four sons Ma Ma Ma Ma - Ma Baker - to handle their guns Ma Ma Ma Ma - Ma Baker - she never could cry Ma Ma Ma Ma - Ma Baker - but she knew how to die They left a trail of crime Across the U.S.A. And when one boy was killed She really made them pay She had no heart at all No no no heart at all Ma Ma Ma Ma - Ma Baker - she taught her four sons Ma Ma Ma Ma - Ma Baker - to handle their guns Ma Ma Ma Ma - Ma Baker - she never could cry Ma Ma Ma Ma - Ma Baker - but she knew how to die she met a man she liked she thought she'd stay with him one day he informed on them they did away with him she didn't care at all just didn't care at all spoken : - Here is a special bulletin. Ma Baker is the FBI's most wanted woman. Her photo is hanging on every post office wall. If you have any information about this woman, please contact the nearest police station... - Don't anybody move ! The money or your lives ! One day they robbed a bank it was their last foray the cops appeared too soon they couldn't get away and all the loot they had it made them mighty mad and so they shot it out Ma Baker and her sons they didn't want to hang they died with blazing guns and so the story ends of one who left no friends Ma Ma Ma Ma - Ma Baker - she taught her four sons Ma Ma Ma Ma - Ma Baker - to handle their guns Ma Ma Ma Ma - Ma Baker - she never could cry Ma Ma Ma Ma - Ma Baker - but she knew how to die Ma Ma Ma Ma - Ma Baker - she taught her four sons Ma Ma Ma Ma - Ma Baker - to handle their guns Ma Ma Ma Ma - Ma Baker - she never could cry Ma Ma Ma Ma - Ma Baker - but she knew how to die

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people looked at him with terror and with fear But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear He could preach the bible like a preacher Full of ecstacy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Women would desire (x2) Ra Ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra Ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on He ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar In all affairs of state he was the man to please But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze For the queen he was no wheeler dealer Though she'd heard the things he'd done She believed he was a holy healer Who would heal her son Ra Ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra Ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on (Spoken:) But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger for power became known to more and more people, the demands to do something about this outrageous man became louder and louder. 'This man's just got to go!' declared his enemies But the ladies begged 'Don't you try to do it, please' No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms Then one night some men of higher standing Set a trap, they're not to blame 'Come to visit us' they kept demanding And he really came Ra Ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They put some poison into his wine Ra Ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine He drank it all and said, 'I feel fine' Ra Ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They didn't quit, they wanted his head Ra Ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine And so they shot him till he was dead

I've not seen that one Karen, but watch out for a show starting October 2nd can't remember the name at present but story is based in London around Boney M songs should be a cracker Ken xx

One can have a dream baby Two can make a dream so real One can talk about being in love Two can see how it really feels One can wish upon a star Two can make a wish come true One can stand alone in the dark Two can make a light shine through It takes two baby It takes two baby Just me and you You know it takes two One can have a broken heart living in misery Two can really ease the pain like a perfect remedy One can be alone in a bar like an island he's all alone Two can make just any place seem just like bein' at home It takes two baby It takes two baby Just me and you You know it takes two It takes two baby It takes two baby just me and you You know it takes two It takes two baby It takes two baby Just me and you You know it takes two One can go out to a movie looking for a special treat Two can make that single movie something really kind of neat And one can take a walk in the moonlight thinking that it's really nice But two lovers walking hand in hand is like adding just a pinch of spice It takes two baby It takes two baby Just me and you You know it takes two It takes two baby It takes two baby Just me and you You know it takes two It takes two baby It takes two baby Just me and you You know it takes two

Ooh, this old heart of mine, been broke a thousand times Each time you break away I think you're gonna stay Lonely nights that come, memories that flow Bringing you back again, hurting me more and more Maybe it's my mistake to show this love I feel inside 'Cause each day that passes by, You've got me never knowin' if I'm comin' or goin' but I I love you-ou-ou, yes I do This old heart (ooh) darlin' is weak for you I love you-ou-ou, yes I do These old arms of mine miss having you around Make these tears inside start falling down Always with half a kiss, you remind me of what I miss Though I try to control myself Like I'm gonna start faintin' 'cause my heart stops beatin' 'cause I I love you-ou-ou, yes I do This old heart (ooh) darlin' is weak for you I love you-ou-ou, yes I do I try hard to hide my hurt inside This old heart of mine always keeps me cryin' The way you're treatin' me leaves me incomplete You're here for the day, gone for the week But if you leave me a hundred times A hundred times I'll take you back I'm yours whenever you want me I'm not too proud to shout it, tell the world about it 'cause I I love you-ou-ou This old heart (this old heart) is weak for you I love you-ou-ou This old heart (this old heart) is weak for you I love you-ou-ou This old heart (this old heart) is weak for you

Calling out around the world Are you ready for a brand new beat Summer's here and the time is right For dancing in the streets They're dancing in Chicago Down in New Orleans In New York City All we need is music, sweet music There'll be music everywhere They'll be swinging, swaying and records playing Dancing in the street Oh it doesn't matter what you wear Just as long as you are there So come on, every guy, grab a girl Everywhere around the world There's dancin' There's dancing in the street This is an invitation across the nation A chance for folks to meet There'll be laughing, singing and music swinging Dancing in the street Philadelphia, PA Baltimore and DC now Can't forget the Motor City (There's dancin' in the street) All we need is music, sweet music There'll be music everywhere They'll be swinging, swaying, records playing Dancing in the street It doesn't matter what you wear Just as long as you are there So come on, every guy, grab a girl Everywhere around the world There's dancin' There's dancing in the street Way down in L.A., every day There's dancing in the street Let's form a big strong line Every time there's dancin' in the street Across the ocean blue, me and you There's dancin'in the street

Excellent Nick, do you like Motown? If so I can recommend 'Dancing in the Streets' Ken xx

Hey everybody take a look at me, I've got street credibility, I may not have a job, But I have a good time, With the boys that I meet 'down on the line' I DON'T NEED YOU So you don't approve, Well, who asked you to? HEY, JERK YOU WORK This guy's got better things to do HELL I ain't never gonna work, get down in the dirt I choose, to cruise Gonna live my life, sharp as a knife I've found my groove and I just can't lose I'm style from head to toe Cool cat flash gonna let you know I'm a soul boy - I'm a dole boy - Take pleasure in leisure, I believe in joy! [CHORUS:] WHAM! BAM! I AM! A MAN! JOB OR NO JOB YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT I'M NOT DO! YOU! ENJOY WHAT YOU DO? IF NOT JUST STOP! DON'T STAY THERE AND ROT! Party nights, and neon lights We hit the floors, we hit the heights Dancing shoes, and pretty girls Boys in leather kiss girls in pearls! Hot - damn! Everybody, let's play! So they promised you a good job - NO WAY! One, two, three, rap! C'mon everybody, DON'T NEED THIS CRAP! [CHORUS] IF YOU'RE A PUB MAN OR A CLUB MAN MAYBE A JET BLACK GUY WITH A HIP HI-FI A WHITE COOL CAT WITH A TRILBY HAT MAYBE LEATHER AND STUDS IS WHERE YOU'RE AT MAKE THE MOST OF EVERY DAY DON'T LET HARD TIMES STAND IN YOUR WAY GIVE A WHAM GIVE A BAM BUT DON'T GIVE A DAMN 'COS THE BENEFIT GANG ARE GONNA PAY! Now reach up high and touch your soul The boys from Wham! will help you reach that goal It's gonna break your mama's heart (so sad) It's gonna break your daddy's heart (too bad) Just throw the dice and take my advice 'Cos I know that you're smart Can you dig this thing? (YEAH!) Are you gonna get down? (YEAH!) Say Wham! WHAM! Say Bam! BAM! [CHORUS x3] Do you wanna work Are you gonna have fun Do you wanna be a jerk Are you gonna stay young Everybody say WHAM! Say BAM! Everybody say WHAM! Say WHAM! BAM!

ken...........i went to see 'we will rock you'...........excellent show

lol Ken.....I'll be down Essex in the summer!¬!!! Lol

Call me good Call me bad Call me anything you want to baby But I know that you're sad And I know I'll make you happy With the one thing that you never had Baby, I'm your man (don't you know that?) Baby, I'm your man You bet! If you're gonna do it, do it right - right? Do it with me So good... You're divine Wanna take you, wanna make you But they tell me it's a crime! Everybody knows where the good people go But where we're going baby Ain't no such word as no! Baby, I'm your man (don't you know who I am?) Baby, I'm your man You bet! If you're gonna do it, do it right - right? Do it with me Come on baby, (ooh, take me home Please don't leave me here, to do it on my own...) First class information I'll be your sexual inspiration And with some stimulation We can do it right... So why waste time With the other guys? When you can have mine I ain't askin' for no sacrifice Baby your friends do not need to know! I've got a real nice place to go Listen, I don't need you to care I don't need you to understand All I want is for you to be there And when I'm turned on If you want me- I'm your man! If you're gonna do it, do it right - right? Do it with me Now listen If you're gonna do it - you know what I say? If you're gonna do it don't throw it away Don't throw it baby Because I'll be your boy, I'll be your man I'll be the one who understands I'll be your first, I'll be your last I'll be the only one you ask I'll be your friend, I'll be your toy I'll be the one who brings you joy I'll be your hope, I'll be your pearl I'll take you halfway 'round the world! I'll make you rich - I'll make you poor Just don't use the door Do it with me...

Thanks guys you've put a smile on my face tonight Jilly come down to London and I'll take you to the shows lol 'We Will Rock You', 'Mama Mia', 'Dancing in the Streets' ... you'll love them I'm sure Ken xx

Jitterbug Jitterbug Jitterbug Jitterbug You put the boom-boom into my heart You send my soul sky high When your lovin' starts Jitterbug into my brain Goes a bang, bang, bang 'Til my feet do the same But somethin's buggin' you Somethin' ain't right My best friend told me What you did last night You left me sleepin' in my bed I was dreamin' But I should've been with you instead Wake me up before you go-go Don't leave me hangin' on like a yo-yo Wake me up before you go-go I don't want to miss it when you hit that high Wake me up before you go-go 'Cause I'm not planning on goin' solo Wake me up before you go-go Take me dancin' tonight I wanna hit that high Yeah, yeah You put the grey skies out of my way You make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day You turn a bright spark into a flame My beats per minute never been the same 'Cause you're my lady, I'm your fool It makes me crazy when you act so cruel Come on baby, let's not fight We'll go dancing everything will be all right Wake me up before you go-go Don't leave me hangin' on like a yo-yo Wake me up before you go-go I don't wanna miss it when you hit that high Wake me up before you go-go 'Cause I'm not plannin' on goin' solo Wake me up before you go-go Take me dancin' tonight I wanna hit that high Yeah, yeah, yeah Jitterbug Jitterbug Cuddle up baby, move in tight We'll go dancing tomorrow night It's cold out there but it's warm in bed They can dance, we'll stay home instead Jitterbug Wake me up before you go-go Don't leave me hangin' on like a yo-yo Wake me up before you go-go I don't wanna miss it when you hit that high Wake me up before you go-go 'Cause I'm not plannin' on goin' solo Wake me up before you go-go Take me dancin' tonight Wake me up before you go-go (Don't you dare, leave me hangin' on like a yo-yo-yo) Don't leave me hangin' on like a yo-yo Wake me up before you go-go I don't wanna miss it (take me dancin') when you hit that high (A boom, boom, boom, boom) Wake me up before you go-go (oh) 'Cause I'm not plannin' on goin' solo (a boom, boom, boom, boom) Wake me up before you go-go (yeah, yeah, yeah) Take me dancin' tonight (oh) (Yeah)

I am a lineman for the county and I drive the main road Searchin' in the sun for another overload I hear you singin' in the wire, I can hear you through the whine And the Wichita Lineman is still on the line I know I need a small vacation but it don't look like rain And if it snows that stretch down south won't ever stand the strain And I need you more than want you, and I want you for all time And the Wichita Lineman is still on the line And I need you more than want you, and I want you for all time And the Wichita Lineman is still on the line

For the other night owls - A good old belter It’s late and she is waiting, and I know I must go home, But every time I start to leave, they play another song, Then someone buys another round and whatever drinks are free, What made milwaukee famous has made a loser out of me. Baby’s begged me not to go, so many times before, She said love and happiness can’t live behind those swingin’ doors, Now she’s gone and I’m to blame, too late I finally see, What made milwaukee famous has made a loser out of me. Baby’s begged me not to go, so many times before, She said love and happiness can’t live behind those swingin’ doors, Now she’s gone and I’m to blame, too late I finally see, What made milwaukee famous has made a loser out of me. What made milwaukee famous has made a loser out of me, What made milwaukee famous has made a loser out of me. What made milwaukee famous has made a loser out of me. Are you joining in?? Jay