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MEN ONLY PLEASE!

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Lynda

Lynda Report 28 Feb 2006 20:05

my oh can park the car in a space the size of a stamp and clear a pool table in a few mins but cant aim for the toilet! drives me mad!!

Unknown

Unknown Report 28 Feb 2006 20:05

At my age I prefer to sit down, but am normally a good shot.

Felicity

Felicity Report 28 Feb 2006 20:05

Challenge? You want a challenge? Try cleaning the blasted room when a few men have been in there. Go on! I dare you! :-)

Unknown

Unknown Report 28 Feb 2006 20:03

felicity, i agree on principle,that sitting down,might help, but there are occasions, when that wouldn't be feasable....refer you to dan's comment re: it's not as simple as you girls think :o) bryan.

Daniel

Daniel Report 28 Feb 2006 20:03

Bah. No challange. It's not just for decoration you know.

Felicity

Felicity Report 28 Feb 2006 20:02

Oh, Daniel, but we do have a clue. It's simple - enter bathroom; turn back to toilet; undo lower clothing; push said clothing down to knees; place bottom on said toilet (with seat down for comfort); pee; wipe, shake or whatever you need to do to prevent drips; stand up; replace clothing; flush; wash hands; leave bathroom. See? Easy!!! 2 Steps eliminated too - no need to lift or lower the seat! Try it! You'll love it!

***Julie*Ann***.sprinkling fairydust***

***Julie*Ann***.sprinkling fairydust*** Report 28 Feb 2006 20:00

hes not aiming straight thats wheere he is mike

Daniel

Daniel Report 28 Feb 2006 20:00

I imagine he's on Chat ;-)

Mike. The Leicester Lad.(GC)

Mike. The Leicester Lad.(GC) Report 28 Feb 2006 19:57

Where's.....' Atlantic Blue ' When you need an answer to a thought provoking question like this ? ....:0))))

Daniel

Daniel Report 28 Feb 2006 19:56

Fortunately Bryan that really only happens in the mornings. Other times I am in charge.

Felicity

Felicity Report 28 Feb 2006 19:56

No, Julie, he said he 'sounded' more like a gentleman. Not the same thing at all. :-)

Daniel

Daniel Report 28 Feb 2006 19:55

It is more complicated than you women could ever imagine. Balance, pressure, accuracy - you haven't got a clue.

.•:*:•. Devishly Angelic Juliecat & Panda..•:*:•.

.•:*:•. Devishly Angelic Juliecat & Panda..•:*:•. Report 28 Feb 2006 19:55

Them as well Daniel lol

Unknown

Unknown Report 28 Feb 2006 19:55

thankyou daniel, i do think it's a matter of concentration,but sometimes the old widget has a mind of it's own...have you noticed,that when in someone else's bathroom,you really do try to be accurate,only to find it shoots off like a cannon sideways. bryan.

Daniel

Daniel Report 28 Feb 2006 19:54

Not your eyes then Julie? :-)

Bec

Bec Report 28 Feb 2006 19:54

Dan - Sounds VERY complicated, but I am impressed with you both talking like men!

.•:*:•. Devishly Angelic Juliecat & Panda..•:*:•.

.•:*:•. Devishly Angelic Juliecat & Panda..•:*:•. Report 28 Feb 2006 19:53

*thinks must get hearing test, thought Daniel just said he was a gentleman*

Felicity

Felicity Report 28 Feb 2006 19:53

You're one in a million, Dan!

Daniel

Daniel Report 28 Feb 2006 19:52

BUT! I do mop up afterwards! *now I sound more like a gentleman again*

Felicity

Felicity Report 28 Feb 2006 19:51

A question for Bryan - and all you men out there - why don't you just save all the problems and sit down? Don't have to aim at all then, or get into bother for the mess!! :-) There'd be no bother if you all cleared up after yourselves, but I guess that's women's work? Don't hit me, don't hit me, please don't hit me!!!! :-)