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Daniel

Daniel Report 28 Feb 2006 20:28

What a shocking story! Thanks I'm here all week!

Nick McMud

Nick McMud Report 28 Feb 2006 20:26

My mate came round one night after a rather good night out............he didnt get it on the toilet seat............................. He did it all over my tv.....!!!!! I've never moved so fast in my life..............running to pull the plug out before he electrocuted himself..!! ahh.........happy days.........

Daniel

Daniel Report 28 Feb 2006 20:26

Not as in pneumatic drill automatic

Felicity

Felicity Report 28 Feb 2006 20:25

Automatic? Now there's a concept!!

Wulliam

Wulliam Report 28 Feb 2006 20:24

I aim to please, You aim too.

Sarah

Sarah Report 28 Feb 2006 20:24

*sob wondering why i'm reading this*

Daniel

Daniel Report 28 Feb 2006 20:22

*Sobs wondering why he is dicussing this* I imagine they would just be the same as I have to pull back anyway, otherwise I would stain my pants. Those blokes just have their's set to automatic.

Sarah

Sarah Report 28 Feb 2006 20:21

Byran, i know the answer to that one....yes (not telling how I know)

Daniel

Daniel Report 28 Feb 2006 20:20

But if he has I hope he cleans it up like a real man!

Unknown

Unknown Report 28 Feb 2006 20:19

i wonder if men, who have been circumcised have the same problem? bryan.

Sarah

Sarah Report 28 Feb 2006 20:19

oh I shouldnt have said that - i really havent pmsl.....

Sarah

Sarah Report 28 Feb 2006 20:19

pmsl

Daniel

Daniel Report 28 Feb 2006 20:18

I hope he hasn't had a littlle accident with all this toilet talk :-)

Sarah

Sarah Report 28 Feb 2006 20:16

lol I think Bryan has abandoned you Daniel, its up to you to defend....

Felicity

Felicity Report 28 Feb 2006 20:13

Dan, a quick tissue round is FAR too complicated for most men! :-)

Daniel

Daniel Report 28 Feb 2006 20:12

Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Tut, you just don't get it do you? It's not about the direct hits, we've also got leakages (eh Bryan?) and the closing parts to the process where trouble can occur to think about. These things should come with a manual.

Sarah

Sarah Report 28 Feb 2006 20:08

Daniel & Bryan lol I have a solution you both can try, when training my youngest boy he was forever splashing walls, sink etc etc I put a wine cork in the toilet and told him it was a battle ship and he had to pee on it like a torpedo gun......no more splahes on the seat - every drop went where it was meant to! Perhaps you could try that lol :-) x

Felicity

Felicity Report 28 Feb 2006 20:07

Wouldn't be feasible? I shudder to think what you might mean!! I think a quiet conversation with my Beloved is called for, as my education is sadly lacking!

.•:*:•. Devishly Angelic Juliecat & Panda..•:*:•.

.•:*:•. Devishly Angelic Juliecat & Panda..•:*:•. Report 28 Feb 2006 20:07

Felicity you're so right not the same thing at all lol

Daniel

Daniel Report 28 Feb 2006 20:06

I told you, I do clean up after myself. A quick tissue around is all that's required. Huff. I despair.