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Lol! This is really funny Em. Looking forward to the next chapter :o) Helenxxx

oops ;))

roflmao and pmsl even more then !!!!!!!

er.... i dont think she has :))

* wonders if Bec has seen her nickname * roflmao, pmsl etc etc Maz. XX

I'm crying with laughung here! LOL LOL

CHAPTER SEVEN Over At the “Chip “n” Fin, the chip shop next door to the bookies, Jean Etta Slobovich ws switching on the fryers, ready for the evening session. Everbody admired jeans battered haddock, though people did tend to have to stand downwind of her when she was out and about. Jean did a lovely line in battered cucumbers too, but they only seemed to sell when the Grrr Arms was hosting a Hen night…. Cant think why…. Jean Etta was putting on her apron when she noticed Guin de Vere, hurrying into a taxi down the street. “ ah, she;s a rum one that Guin” jean said to herself “ whatever has she got in that suitcase?” Just then, a loud thump came form upstairs in the flat above the chippy. Daniel O’donnel her lodger was always dropping things, mainly dead animals. Jean, prayed constantly that the environmental health dept didn’t get wind of Daniels Strange Exploits. Dan, was a scouse (nearly) taxidermist from Birkenhead, on the run from the Youth Police for being far too grown up for his own good. Jean agreed to put him up on the strict instructions he wasn’t to play any cliff Richard records or start smoking a pipe. Instead, Dan seemed to spend most of his time, flitting his affections between Rebecca MelonChest and poor Lemonella, oh and stuffing his hand up dead badgers arses. “strange lad that” thought jean. As well as the chip shop, jean Etta also ran a Wednesday group called H.A.S (BEANS) ( Haddock appreciation society). She had a stong gathering of Yorkshire born ladies who liked nothing better than to get rip roaringly drunk on lambrini and eat copious amounts of pontifract cake. Jean Etta popped the prepared chips into the Fryer, chucking in some battered curly wurlies for good measure (her friend SusieSmithes favorite). “There we go” jean said putting on her hair net “ ready for business”….

ROFLMAO excellent , very funny

*denies arthritis rumour - it's an industrial injury* But I'm not saying which industry, she adds mysteriously - before heading off to straighten her hair.

Brill Em. keep those Chapters coming. Jenny x

Love it! LOL

CHAPTER SIX Bouffant Babs owned the hairdressers next to Fondent fancies. (Her speciality was bargain Basin Bobs) Busy inside, Babs was busy giving Howie from the Bookies a number 1 cut. (well he asked for a number 2 But Babs had lost her glasses). People told Babs everything whilst they had their heads shoved under the taps, and babs could write a book about the goings on in Grrr street.. only emsie had gor there first so ner ner…. Anyway.. Howie was lamenting about Ms Daisy,s terrible memory, and why she couldn’t remember if Howie really was just an uncle to lemonella, Our Jaonie, Emsie and wendy. The 60’s had a lot to answer for Babs nodded and smiled at Howie, praying silently that she hadn’t nipped his ears with the clippers by mistake. “never mind duck” she quipped “ think of all that maintenance you have escaped. Especially for that lemonella and her endless supply of stilletos and elocution lessons” “Aye” sighed howie “ and that finishing school in Bognor. Oh what a waste of money that was!” Babs stood back to admire her handiwork… not that she could see a ruddy thing… She brushed the stray hair off Howies shoulders “there we go Howie, all done” then she added “ at least you don’t have the worries that Guin de Vere has, it must be so hard for her, with you know what…. And all that secrecy, couldn’t do it meself, well , not with this arthritis anyway…” Babs went to pick up the hairspray (only she picked up the fly spray instead) and gave a generous squirt over Howies short (very) hair. “ same time next month Howie” Babs smiled, and wondered what the awfull smell was……

Chapter Six coming up in a minute... starring Bouffant babs, and Uncle Howards End (howie).. eh? sorry.. I meant Uncle Howard Sway..

all very realistic so far Em shouldn't you try a bit of fiction to protect identities etc??? pmsl Bev

Oh Em i'd forgotton this,,,and the rabbit,, your smashing glad your back

Em This is brilliant, you should write a book. I bet it would beat Dan's for sales to GR Members - LOL!! Lynne PS: Does anyone know when Dan's book is due out?

OMG, when did I miss this. pmsl. was confused when I read about Gwen's rabbit cause on MSN she told me about it. pmsl. Me beginning to think she already wore it out. ROFLMAO Deb

Just seen the dates of the earlier postings and realised why I hadn't seen this before! Very funny Em and I'm glad BC is me - if you see what I mean. Was getting very worried there for a minute! lol Daisy

:0) Good stuff Em :0) xx

Oh and don't call me dear it sounds like Pipsquak...fuff...fuff....fuff fuff