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Oh Em, never laughed so much you are a star.xxxxx

Esmeralda talks a lot of sense.

Love the delicate balance of truth and fantasy ............ especially in the Chippy!!!!!!!!! ......... but I really think you should fulfil Guineveres life time ambition .......... even if it is only a quicky .......... you won't get any peace otherwise!!!!!!! :-)))))))))))))))))))))))))

Next chapter please

oh dear..... gues thats a no to a free haircut then ;(((

Errrrr here Em are you trying to say I stink or some thing;;; right you little B**&&^%% thats the last time I worry about you;; Hummmmmpppppppp;; sob sob smelling under armpits You need run, you puddy sod;;

I thought babycham was quite ladylike actually....pmsl

Wayhay - Fame at last!! PMSL!!!! Anna x

you're ok Em - pmsl :-)) could've let me drink summat better than babycham tho ... hic Maz. XX ps we are supposed to be acting this out as we read it aren't we???

Mansion then, whatever, I'm easily pleased. *applies lippie in eager anticipation*

Johnny Depp doesnt have a flat!

*hopes it's Johnny Depp's flat*

no maz... dont shout at me! lol

CHAPTER EIGHT Jim Branswing (grandad jim to all his friends), Was just coming out of the bookies when he caught sight of howie, crossing the street from Babs Bouffant hair salon. Jim, went everyday to the bookies, always placing a bet on the 2;30 at Doncaster.. even when Doncaster wasn’t racing…. He caught up with Howie.. “phoar” jim exclaimed “Whats that smell?” he sniffed the air around Howie. “er, not sure Jim” said Howie quietly, leaning into jim as he spoke, “ I think its that airfreshner babs keeps using as a deodorant. Bit strong isn’t it” “Fancy a pint Jim?” they had just reached the pub entrance, “ ooh, not sure mate “ Jim sucked his teeth in” ( they never fitted properly after that incident with the bicycle tyre last week) “that Ms daisy is alwys in there and her yak blanket gives me hayfever” “ she’s on holiday jim” howie replied “ gone on a Mongolian cookery course in Rhyl” “ oh aye, Howie” jim mused, “ and what do Mongolians like to eat then I wonder” “ not sure jim, roast yak in baileys I think” They both entered the pub, scanning who was in as they walked over to the bar. Sadly, betty Camberwell the landlady had retired a couple of weeks ago. She was very much missed and her regulars were very sad to see her go, but understood her reasons. The brewery was advertising for a new tenant, and the pub was being run in the meantime by Mazerella pendereast. Part time barmaid, part time DHSS spy. Maz loved her job at the pub, and dearly wanted the landlady;s post, but the brewery were rather concerned about the huge sudden drop in babycham profits when maz was working. “Evenin you two, usual is it?” maz cheerily went to get some glasses, and Jim had a quick scout round. “ look who’s over there in the corner howie” jim nudged Howie and nodded over to the far corner of the bar. “eh” Howie swung round “ oh, I see” he smiled He raised his voice over the chatter of the pub “ how you doing NancyAnna?” Miss NancyAnna Marple looked up from her knitting “ oh” NancyAnna paused “yes” she paused again ( she did a lot of that… pausing) “ hello dears, how nice, do come and sit down” NancyAnna patted the empty chairs beside her, and popped her knitting in her bag. Miss Nancy Anna Marple was in the pub most eveings, knitting tea cosies for Africa, and sipping on a pint of Abysinth. Jim and Howie collected their drinks from the bar and went over to sit with nancyanna. “ That’s it dears, sit down “ she smiled. “ guess who I just saw getting into one of them Sheilas wheels taxis with that Steve Mc Boffin?” Nancy didn’t pause for an answer, and carried on Jim and howie exchanged puzzled glances “ yes dears, and… “ NancyAnna paused (again) “ I know WHERE she was going too”………

dreams are good - a fantasy sequence, perhaps? *hopeful* Gwynne

in yer dreams gwynne! pmsl

*wonders where her love interest is* 'suggests Johnny Depp*

Really funny Em and I wont be offended for one, as long as my citrus charms win over bazookas lol XX

I hope nobody is offended by this.... just honest good fun.... cross my heart and hope to whatsit ;))

Can't think how I missed this, Em. Very very funny, having to stifle my laughter at work. :-)