General Chat

Em - I've been having a rubbish day and you've put a smile on my face - thank you xx

Em brilliant love but who told you about the jockey whipp , comon own up who told,that was a secret

OMG ...had to do pelvic muscle exercises like mad or I woulda PMSL.....and before anyione says a word....No I don't!! Oh tat is so funny Em XXXX

pmsl where's my man tho' ????!!!!

* winks to Steve*

Oooooooo Dan's in deep do-do's! lol. Make him suffer Em!!!!

* Takes chicken off tonights menu * ......Very good Em, that made him suffer.....Boiled in oil next time !!

CHAPTER THIRTEEN Dan O Donnell was just at a tricky stage of the proceedings of clearing out a badgers insides, when the doorbell rang.. Immersed in what he was doing, Dan didn’t bother to check who was at the there, but just pressed the intercom buzzer to unlock the door… Big Mistake.. Instead of Lemonella who was supposed to be arriving , Rebecca melonchest came bounding up the stairs, her ample decolage giving her two black eyes on the way… “ hi danny boy” Rebecca breathlessly beamed “ what you got there… oh… urrgghh” Lemonella had just nipped into the pub to buy a bottle of wine. “ just a cheap bottle of white please mazerella, “ Lemonella asked “ dan wont know the difference so any old rubbish will do” Mazerella went into the back and retrieved a bottle of cambrini she was given free with a Chinese takeaway last night, “ here we go Lemonella, its only £3.50,” maz grinned, well anything to keep her supplied in babychams she thought. Lemonella paid up, and tottered out onto the cobbles towards Dans flat. Rebecca had just spotted the dead badger on the draining board… “ er, that’s not for tea is it” she looked doubtfull at the mangled insides spilling out into the sink. “ erm, no offence like but Jean Etta has got some tasty battered pork pies downstairs” “Don’t be stupid” Dan replied annoyed, looking quickly towards the window where he spotted lemonella skipping ( well more like wobbling) up the street, “ anyway, did you want something?” Dan needed to act fast, Rebecca and lemonella in the same room was not a good idea… Too late, the sound of the intercom broke through Dans desparate thinking.. “ oh, you have another visitor” Rebecca smiled, “ here let me get the….” “ noo” Dan shouted… Too late, Rebecca had pressed the buzzer and let the visitor in… Dan flew down the stairs to intercept Lemonella, he had to get rid of her somehow… Rebecca walked over to the sink and studied the mess on the draining board… “silly boy” she said to herself “ you don’t stuff a chicken like that” she rolled up her sleeves and shoved the innards back into the badger, popped it onto a baking tray, and put the animal into the oven… “ 250 degrees should do it…” Rebecca was so pleased with herself…..

Phew I got off lightly this time! lol *thinks it does pay to be nice to Em* LOL

nudge for clevver hevver x

nudge for the evening lot..

PMSL Em this is really funny :-)

Thanks Steve * blushes coyly * Didn't let that Babs near it this time.....!!John Freida, i think he called himself....

Em - PMSL xx This is much more exciting than my real life! *considers changing name by deed poll*

This is great :o) Keep the chapters coming Em :o) Helenxxx

*frets even more*

another cliff hanger.....

who says you actually GOT on that train Gwynne lol

I've been on that rain an awfully long time *fret*

~~~Yooo hooo Steve~~~~ Like the new hairstyle..!!!!!