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ok dear :))))

Em if I have to get in trouble lol....make it fun fun fun lol ;-0

PMSL. Absolutely brill!!! Will tune in later for more episodes! LOL Tina x

but of course our Lems..... snigger....

Lol glad you are keeping up the Street Em....be kind to me XX But make sure I am outrageous and have fun too X

lol Babs.. and guess who stars in chapter 6! :)))

Ohh Em you havnt lost your touch then;; better still I know there will be more to come;; hehe babs

CHAPTER FIVE Guin, quickly and quieltly slipped out of Fondent Fancies, and rushed down the cobbled street to Sheilas Wheels, the local taxi firm. She didn’t want to be seen, especially by Gwendoline housemartin (she always wanted to know how the flour industry was going) as her mission was of a secret nature. Sheila, the proprioter of Sheilas wheels, was not at work at the moment, having taken an enforced holiday to Milton Keynes. But sitting at the control desk was clevverHevver, the Fine Art student (FART), supplementing her pityfull grant with a bit of hot gossip and occasional work at the taxi firm. “ I would like a taxi please Hevver, quick as you can, I need to get to the train station before 6.30pm” Guin looked furtively through the window of the taxi firms office, hoping she wouldn’t be caught out in there. Hevver, yawned slowly and cleared her throat, whilst pressing the mike on button to call for any available drivers. A couple of seconds later, a crackle came over the mike, and the cheery voice of Steve Mc Boffin boomed through .”with you in two ticks Hevs, just offloading a poodle at Jillys scotish dancing class” “ oh… er…” started Guin “ I don’t think Ste….. “ too late, “ Ok Steve… roger an out an all that milarky” called Hevver…. Yawning again for good measure. Guin cursed silently…. This could make thisngs very tricky.. very tricky indeed…..

Em, this is so funny cant stop laughing.......hubby thinks i am nuts , lol...xxxxx

CHAPTER 4 It was a long day at the office…. The Post Office that is. Wendy Wigglesbottom, the post mistress had been dishing out the dosh all day to GRrrrrr Streets old and infirm… And Lemonella who was unable to work on account of her being a lemon. At 5.30pm precisely, Wendy heaved herself from behind the counter and went to shut up shop, when, suddenly out of the blue she stopped and flew around to look to the back of the post office. There crouching in the corner was Miss Stephanie Steed, the local stump… I mean trumpet player, blubbering away and with a wild look in her eye… “ oh bugger “ said wendy, “ it looks like Wiggleswick brass band has chucked Stephanie out again for blowing trumpets where she should’nt” Never mind a long day, it was going to be a long night too… Wendy went to help her niece up off the floor, and guided her into the back kitchen behind the shop. She sat Stephanie down, and went to flick the kettle on when she realised sh had not locked the shop up. “ oh dear.. I wont be a min…..” Too late, wendy heard the tinkle of the shop door, and in walked Jessica Bobbin with a very mangled Trumpet… “ah” said Wendy… “don’t tell me where you found that then, I think I can guess” “well yes dear, and I had to use some force to prise it out of Guin De Vere’s Lemon Merangue!” exclaimed Jessica. “anyway, I must be off, I promised dave Duckworth a game of darts down at the GR Arms… see you later dear…” And with a wave of her hand Jessica the local dog warden was off down the cobbles on her wonky bike….

Annie Walker!!! thats her... people respected her ;))

ahh well CB, you see, i was relating you to the good old days of Corrie when whatsername was in charge... the lady with standards and morals and spoke the queens English and held a bit of authority.. oh what is her name....

Well, I don't know where the connection with me and pubs comes from. They've never been my favourite places, and I hardly ever visit one, but if it helps the story ...LOL It's very funny, Em. :>))))))))))))))) Gwynne, You never told me what you did in your spare time! ;>)))) CB >|< XX

*hopes she meets Johhny Depp, the local pirate, in next chapter*

nah lol

Do you realise that means ,,'him' will want to come with me,,do you think i should tell the mil what i spent the money she gave us for our anniversary on,,

erm... that would be a NO Gwen.. pmsl ;))

Yeh wanna come with me. who else wants to come with me

eh? lol not going to Ann Summers are you? pmsl

she said it involved a rabbit an i only want to know about one sort of rabbit,,,,cos im getting one tomorrow