General Chat

Alex - Use a bucket!

Don't forget the piccy of yourself on the floor.Send Max in he will get rid of it. Or shout chocolate the mice/mouse prefer choccy. Sue

Got a dodgy photo [ thanks Alex !] of it under the fireplace. Alex does not want it killed.... soooo he has got 30 mins to catch it... or else...!

Got it yet???

Sue, Whatever you do, DON'T smile and say 'CHEESE'! Shut any doors that lead to inside the house, leave the patio door open, then go and get some food from the kitchen to put outside the patio door and take it there via the back door. The mouse wants food, so if it smells something nice, it'll go back outside to eat it. If that doesn't work, just keep saying 'Miaow' to it. CB >|< XX

My mums favourite poem that..............Thank you Marion............Back to th other mouse..................

I had gone to cut up mushrooms but remembered BC made scones today...throw one of them at it!

By the time you have read and understood this, it will have died of old age lol To a mouse .. Robert Burns Wee, sleeket, cowran, tim'rous beastie, O, what panic's in thy breastie! Thou need na start awa sae hasty, Wi' bickering brattle! I wad be laith to rin an' chase thee, Wi' murd'ring pattle! I'm truly sorry Man's dominion Has broken Nature's social union, An' justifies that ill opinion, Which makes thee startle, At me, thy poor, earth-born companion, An' fellow-mortal! I doubt na, whyles, but thou may thieve; What then? poor beastie, thou maun live! A daimen-icker in a thrave 'S a sma' request: I'll get a blessin wi' the lave, An' never miss't! Thy wee-bit housie, too, in ruin! It's silly wa's the win's are strewin! An' naething, now, to big a new ane, O' foggage green! An' bleak December's winds ensuin, Baith snell an' keen! Thou saw the fields laid bare an' wast, An' weary Winter comin fast, An' cozie here, beneath the blast, Thou thought to dwell, Till crash! the cruel coulter past Out thro' thy cell. That wee-bit heap o' leaves an' stibble, Has cost thee monie a weary nibble! Now thou's turn'd out, for a' thy trouble, But house or hald. To thole the Winter's sleety dribble, An' cranreuch cauld! But Mousie, thou are no thy-lane, In proving foresight may be vain: The best laid schemes o' Mice an' Men, Gang aft agley, An' lea'e us nought but grief an' pain, For promis'd joy! Still, thou art blest, compar'd wi' me! The present only toucheth thee: But Och! I backward cast my e'e, On prospects drear! An' forward, tho' I canna see, I guess an' fear! Robert Burns

You forgot to mention the Lambrini Sue .....which is possibly the sauce of all your trouble's babe !

Ahem.... so i am layed on the floor, pretending to be a piece of cheese.... calling out here ratty / or here Dianas mum... i am also wearing fishnets.. am covered in sugar puffs... and have a camera in my hand.... mmmmmmmmmmm...... it seemed so simple 15 minutes ago....

Diana, We're all Gods creatures ........ except for Spiders that is !! That mouse has a family and other mices that love it ....... ALEXXXXXXXX !!!! save it NOWWWW

It is sussing out your house to see if it can bring the babies in.......I've got three cats,want one......................

Sue have sent you a h otmail, Bob

Alex, Sort your Mother out and catch that mouse darlin. Your not scared are you .... your a BIG lad ! Just pop it outside in a hedge roe or the back of the garden somewhere ..........don't drop it in the fishpond ! I'll give you 50p next time I see you Alex ........ Elaine ;-)

its a germ infested rodent for gawd's sake!! KILL IT!!

Your never gonna kill it Sue ??? No way .you can't. Poor little mite ......its trying to get back to it's family outside..... all them babies that need feeding ...they'll die on their own. I'm adding your name to the Murderers/Crimes site ...... (anyone know where that is please ???)

*shocked even more....at a time like this she puts on the fishnets....tut

Oooooohhhhh...i could bring it to yours BC ! Alex says it is back behind the tank ! ...... am going for the fish net....

With a bent tail it has to be a fella....just whack it Sue....but warn me first so I can shut my eyes

eek! what size poo if it has a bent tail?????