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My oh My Dorothy, you woke me up I've even spilt the drink from my cup Nolls must have heard you, without a doubt and that Chrispy, did she hear you shout?? ;-)))))))

I'm was passing by to say Hello missed you Dee, but just by a mo Just switched on to see who's here but seems very quiet and no one near Knocking on wood that Ron will return with Wines and Spirits then we can have fun Let's all get together, perhaps he's about right 1, 2 3 let's all shout!

Flippin' 'eck, where is that Ron I wish he'd put the kettle on Goodness me, not much action here I've been rather busy, I do fear Hope that you're all keeping well I'll be back another day, with news to tell

Everyone here has gone away Hope they come another day

All good wishes to Crispy's son he's got a job oh! well done But now poor Crispy's worn out she's gone to bed to rest no doubt Come on Ron the wine's all gone don't tell me it was just a con Dear me where's everyone got to we really do miss you now thats true

Update here upon my son who passed his exams- every one Very pleased he got a place at uni But then he got scared and shouted at me Well he decided to defer for a year And has been moping around without any cheer Xtremely pleased to say he has a job at last Hopefully all his grumbling is in the past!! You know, now that I have got that off my chest I think I will retire to bed for a rest. Zealously adding another line But where is Ron? Where is the wine?

Posting late or early thats me don't really sleep very well you see Quite right must not play with all kiddies toys all sitting here waiting for all my wee boys Round and round I've looked but no one to see are you asleep or hiding from me So think I'll away quite happy today found another contact great thats what I say toodleoo then I'm awa tae ma bed a nice cosy pillow to lay doon ma head

My goodness Nolls, you wrote your lines at five a.m. Still in the Land of Nod I'm glad to say I am Now you should stop playing with those presents you bought and go to bed earlier I do think you ought! Or, I just thought, may be you're a nurse? spending the nightshift by writing verse

Hello all you poets fine here I am with two bottles of lime I bet you thought it would be the vine sorry closing time its after nine Just been doing Xmas shopping you should see a box its really whopping Kazoo it does make a funny sound don't think I'd want it around Last but not least this line will be am off to bed now can't you see

Great to see you on this thread Especially as you did X, Y and Z !

Xpected someone else would do this letter (But then should have known better) You all avoid it like the plague leaving me to type something vague Zillions of things that could be said But how I wish I’d stayed in bed!! A cold day here it is in Kent A hot water bottle would be heaven sent Brilliant to see Nolls, Brian and Dorothy And a great big Hi to our Chrispy Could someone tell me where our Ron is? Perhaps he’s busy doing the biz Don’t see him much these days But I do walk round in a haze Easy to do when one drinks so much wine If he brings anymore I hope it’s all mine!! Friends one and all you know I jest I’d share with you, or try my best ;-))))

Sozzled again if you ask me!!! Yes I am talking about you Dee!!!!! Three boxes of wine only a while ago And now another bottle, what do you know? Unbelievable that you can still write a line Composing whilst imbibing wine. Virtuously sitting here with my coffee in a cup While you dance around doing the knees up!! When tomorrow comes I hope you will be fine (Did you save me any of that wine??)

No worries Noll, I've picked up N so there we are, and off again Oh hello Brian, how are you? am I mistaken or are you new Please forgive me, for not knowing has Dee won a prize about which she is crowing? Question is where is Ron has he disappeared or gone Running back to Wales again jumping in puddles with all this rain

Lost me marbles had I after K I'll start again if I may Mist and fog all day to think I'll stay in - yes thats what I'll do

Hi to Crispy 'D' is here I knew the game, never fear, 'D' is for Dog It it rymes with snog Will you all turn into a FROG?

Its bad to talk to no one at all think I'll go and talk to wall

Fun though while the bottle lasts come morning and the radio blasts - ouch! Goodness me how time flies when talking to you lovely guys Hubby's shouting its getting late a cupp he would like well he can wait If I sit here a tad bit more he'll make the tea and then he'll pour Just shouted up its ready 'dear' my tea is ready thats what I hear Kind regards to one and all tomorrow comes then I will call

Ever sat and drunk a bottle of wine? think tomorrow I won't feel fine ;-((

Another 'Hi' to Brian from up north Keep adding, Brian ,for all you're worth. But may I whisper for your info, We use the alphabet as we go. Chrispy is my name as you can see And this couplet begins with C. Do add soon again on this thread (We all hate it when we get to Zed!)

I had to nudge It would not budge! Enter your bit Include some wit I may be an old git But I will not quit!