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Evenings here, no sign of Ron Thought he’d have the kettle on Fear he’s resting, with his feet up Too tired to stop and fill my cup Good evening to you all is what I say Hope you will join me later today

I say............... look how many poems there are poems wot we have wrote all these words that we put down and never got paid a groat I think its worth a toast now to all these lovely letters and as long as we keep writing them we'll just get better and better!

Make way i'm back today Sorry i have stayed away Now my foot i have broke But i'll be ok i'm a strong bloke Oh swollen as it is indeed a good man won't stay down if he is in need Piles of real good beer i bring to you for just in here Quickly grab a nice cold beer Drink it quickly it's hot in here Ron is back and has some wines But you must add firsr a couple of lines Sorry i have not been on here much The foot it hurt so much could'nt consitrat very much To Wales soon i will Hobble but i'll stay out of any trouble Under here write your rhymes all it takes is a couple of lines Very tired i am now going to bed to sleep just tell me how

beans, beans, they're good for your heart. the more you eat them, the more you... and i cloth the whole ending in mystery! lol

Am sorry to hear about Ron only one foot to stand upon it aint no no fun you need two feet to run or the buses will all be gone...........

Be careful our Ron, as you hobble along, the pavements in wales are not level. Cool poor swollen foot with frozen pea packs and in instant relief you will revel. Dorothy's right, take more water tonight, (joking of course, but it rhymes just right) Enjoy your next trip -(oh, a Freudian slip!) when you meet with your darling in Wales. Fine folk are the Welsh though I say it myself! Greet your lady from us without fail.

Hi there everyone, glad to see you again. I am sitting here listening to the rain.

Jelly babies should be eaten by biting off their heads since no one wants them to suffer this is the way that is best

Keep adding your rhymes Barbara my friend Do jelly babies come to a sticky end?

Line dancing's a hoot it slims the hips, I can 'yeeeha' with the best. Got the stetson Got the boots - why can't I get the steps!

Poor jelly babies, doomed from the start. Reading this has broken my heart

Question is - did they taste nice, did you scoff the lot and not think twice? Red ones, green ones, orange or black all taste the same, now I think back. Sickly's a word that comes to mind after the second bag, I find. Trembling in fear and ready to run but legs made of jelly ain't no fun. U could almost hear them asking why, but jelly babies never cry.

Very sad to read of their plight. I think I might have a sleepless night.

Zed - I'll take it just this time and rack my brain to write a rhyme. On second thoughts I can't do zed- need it like a hole in the head!

Angelic Joy -you tackled the Zed you are a treasure on this thread.

But where is Barbara hiding out shall we press the Caps Lock and give her a SHOUT?

I bet that Barbara's in her bed, resting her weary little head. don't shout, don't wake her, dont even try because if you do, shes sure to cry Rack off you guys - I'm sleeping cant you see? no offence intended, hi to Barbara (whispering just in case) love Yvette x

Creeping in at crack of dawn Trying to stifle a great big yawn Don’t know what’s happened to that Ron It’s surely time he had the kettle on Expect to have some fun today With lots of children coming to play Friday is fun day where I work Others the fun and games they shirk Great, I think it is, to play I’ve not grown up I hear you say Hope you all are having a lovely time I’ll be back again later to add more rhyme

Just WHO told that Fanny I like my bed? cos its very true I like to zed (snoring nice and hearty) but I'm up and about to write this rhyme cos I'm off to a kittys party! ...........am taking the cat nip.............

Question is should I say? who's kitty had a party whilst they were away? away for a day!