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nowt jilly.........did the shopping.........ate......fell asleep......lol

easy life eh!!! pmsl

My tears are fallin' 'Cause you've taken her away And though it really hurts me so, There's something that I've got to say Take good care of my baby Please don't ever make her blue Just tell her that you love her Make sure you're thinking of her In everything you say and do Take good care of my baby Now don't you ever make her cry Just let your love surround her Paint a rainbow all around her Don't let her see a cloudy sky Once upon a time That little girl was mine If I'd been true I know she'd never be with you, so Take good care of my baby Be just as kind as you can be And if you should discover That you don't really love her Just send my baby back home to me (Modulate to F# major) Well, Take good care of my baby Be just as kind as you can be And if you should discover That you don't really love her Just send my baby back home to me Ah, take good care of my baby Well, take good care of my baby Just, take good care of my baby Oh, take good care of my baby (Fades out)

Thank you, Jilly........ :-) Excuse me, Nick ? I appear to be in your cellar forsooth - in KimKat's thread ?

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.) (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.) When you left me all alone at the record hop Told me you were goin’ out for a soda pop You were gone for quite a while, half an hour or more You came back and man oh, man, this is what I saw. Lipstick on you collar told a tale on you Lipstick on you collar said you were untrue Bet your bottom dollar you and I are through Cause, lipstick on you collar told a tale on you, yeah. --- Instrumental --- You said it belonged to me, made me stop and think Then I noticed yours was red, mine was baby pink Who walked in but Mary Jane, lipstick all a mess Were you smoochin’ my best friend, guess the answers yes. Lipstick on you collar told a tale on you Lipstick on you collar said you were untrue Bet your bottom dollar you and I are through Cause, lipstick on you collar told a tale on you, boy. Told a tale on you, man. Told a tale on you, yeah. Told a tale on you...

sorry joy.............forgot about that.......doh!! You could hear the hoof beats pound As they raced across the ground And the clatter of the wheels As they spun round and round And he galloped into Market Street His badge upon his chest His name was Ernie And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west Now Ernie loved a widow A lady known as Sue She lived all alone in Linley Lane At number twenty two They said she was too good for him She was haughty, proud and chic But Ernie got his cocoa there Three times every week They called him Ernie (Ernie) And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west She said she'd like to bathe in milk He said alright sweetheart And when he finished work one night He loaded up the cart He said you wanted pasturised Coz pasturised is best She says Ernie I'll be happy If it comes up to me chest And that tickled old Ernie (Ernie) And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west Now Ernie had a rival An evil looking man Called Two Ton Ted from Teddington And he drove the bakers van He tempted her with his treacle tarts And his tasty wholemeal bread And when she saw the size Of his hot meat pies It very near turned her head She nearly swooned at his macaroon And he said now if you treat me right You'll have hot rolls evry morning And crumpets every night He knew once she'd sampled his layer cake He'd have his wicked way And all Ernie had to offer Was a pint of milk a day Poor Ernie (Ernie) And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west One lunchtime Ted saw Ernie's horse and cart outside her door It drove him mad to find it was still there at half past four And as he leaped down from of his van Hot blood through his veins did course And he went across to Ernie's cart And he didnarf kick his horse Who's name was Trigger (Trigger) And he pulled the fastest milkcart in the west Now Ernie rushed out into the street His goldtop in his hand He said if you want to marry susie You'll fight for her like a man Oh why don't we play cards for her He sneeringly replied And just to make it interesting We'll have a shilling on the side Now Ernie dragged him from his van And beneath the blazing sun They stood there face to face And Ted went for his bun But Ernie was to quick Things didn't go the way ted planned And a strawberry flavoured youghurt Sent it spinning from his hand Now Sue she ran between them And tried to keep them apart And Ernie pushed her aside And a rock cake caught him underneath his heart And he looked up in pained surprise As the concrete hardened crust Of a stale pork pie caught him in the eye And Ernie bit the dust Poor Ernie (Ernie) And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west Ernie was only fifty-two, he didn't want to die Now he's gone to make deliveries In that milkround in the sky Where the customers are angels And ferocious dogs are banned And a milkmans life is full of fun In that fairy dairy land But a woman's needs are many fold And Sue she married Ted But strange things happened on their wedding night As they lay in their bed Was that the trees a rustling Or the hinges of the gate Or Ernies ghostly goldtop a rattling in their crate They won't forget Ernie (Ernie) And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west

As I walk along, I wonder A what went wrong with our love A love that was so strong And as I still walk on I think of the thing's we've done Together, while our hearts were young I'm a walkin' in the rain Tears are fallin' and I feel a pain Wishing you were here by me To end this misery And I wonder, I wo wo wo wo wonder Why a why why why why why she ran away And I wonder where she will stay My little runaway Run run run run runaway I'm a walkin' in the rain Tears are fallin' and I feel a pain Wishing you were here by me To end this misery I wonder, I wa wa wa wa wonder Why a why why why why why she ran awayway and I wonder where she will stay My little runaway A run run run run runaway And I wonder a where she will stay My little runaway a run run run run runaway

Oh well, I'm the type of guy who will never settle down Where pretty girls are, well you know that I'm around I kiss 'em and I love'em 'cause to me they're all the same I hug 'em and I squeeze 'em they don't even know my name They call me the wanderer, yeah the wanderer I roam around-around-around Oh well, there's Flo on my left and there's Mary on my right And Janie is the girl well, that I'll be with tonight And when she asks me which one I love the best I tear open my shirt and I show her 'Rosie' on my chest 'Cause I'm a wanderer, yeah the wanderer I roam around-around-around Oh well, I roam from town to town I go through life without a care And I'm as happy as a clown A-with my two fists of iron, but I'm going nowhere, aah I'm the type of guy that likes to roam around I'm never in one place, I roam from town to town And when I find myself I'm a-fallin' for some girl Yeah, I hop right into that car of mine I drive around the world Yeah, I'm a wanderer, yeah the wanderer I roam around-around-around Oh yeah, I'm the type of guy that likes to roam around I'm never in one place, I roam from town to town And when I find myself a-fallin' for some girl I hop right into that car of mine Drive around the world 'Cause I'm a wanderer, yeah a wanderer I roam around-around-around-around-around 'Cause I'm a wanderer, yeah a wanderer I roam around-around-around-around-around

Well Be Bop A Lula she's my baby Be Bop A Lula I don't mean maybe Be Bop A Lula she's my baby Be Bop A Lula I don't mean maybe Be Bop A Lula she's my baby doll, my baby doll, my baby doll. Well, she's the gal in the red blue jeans She's the queen of all the teens She's the woman that I know She's the woman that (scream) loves me so. Be Bop A Lula she's my baby Be Bop A Lula I don't mean maybe Be Bop A Lula she's my baby doll, my baby doll, my baby doll. (Let's rock) Well, now she's the woman that's got that beat She's the woman with the flyin' feet She's the woman that walks around the store She's the woman that yells (scream) more, more, more, more. Be Bop A Lula she's my baby Be Bop A Lula I don't mean maybe Be Bop A Lula she's my baby doll, my baby doll, my baby doll. (Let's rock again, now) Well Be Bop A Lula she's my baby Be Bop A Lula I don't mean maybe Be Bop A Lula she's my baby Be Bop A Lula I don't mean maybe Be Bop A Lula she's my baby doll, my baby doll, my baby doll

Jesamine, please

canna find that one Joy x

We're the Goodies, How do you do? We've just been down to the zoo. Saw a monkey in a cage doin' a dance that could be the rage. It's not hard, so let's all do the Funky Gibbon! Ooo! Ooo! Ooo! Chorus Do do do the Funky Gibbon (Funky Gibbon?) We are here to show you how. (ooo ooo ooo) -- gibbon hoots Ooo Ooo Ooo the Funky Gibbon (Funky gibbon?) He's just like you, So, come on, Do The Funky Gibbon Nowwwww. Dogs are always howlin', Cats are always Yowlin', But Gibbons only like to Sing and Dance. (Boop oop shee boop) You be like that monkey, Get a little funky, And in a while, start to smile, Gibbon have a chance. (Chorus) Now get ready to do the Funky Gibbon! Drop one arm down by your knees, let the other arm reach up to the trees. Now let your wrists go limp like a bent baboon And get ready to sing this Gibbon's tune (ooo ooo ooo, Funky Gibbon) Now won'tcha gimme an Oooooo (oooooo) Come on gimme an Oooooo (oooooo) Give me an Ooooooo (oooooo) Now put 'em together and what have you got? ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo <--- gibbon hoots (Bill Oddie at Amnesty International Show - 'You don't 'alf look silly.') (Chorus) ooo ooo ooo Funky Gibbon ooo ooo ooo Funky Gibbon ooo ooo ooo Funky Gibbon He promised to buy me a bunch of blue Gibbons to tie up my bonnie brown... (alt: Tie a yellow Gibbon 'round the old oak tree....) do do do Funky Gibbon Funky Gibbon?!! Oooo! (followed by gibbon hoots)

ROFLMAO !!!!!

Here we come walkin' down the street we get the funniest looks from everyone we meet Hey hey we're the monkees and people say we monkey around but we're too busy singin' to put anybody down we go wherever we want to do what we like to do the only time we get restless there's always something new hey hey we're the monkees and people say we monkey around but we're too busy singin' to put anybody down we're just tryin to be friendly come and watch us sing and play we're the young generation and we've got something to say anytime or anywhere just look over your shoulder guess who'll be standing there hey hey we're the monkees and people say we monkey around but we're too busy singin' to put anybody down (instrumental break) hey hey we're the monkees and people say we monkey around but we're too busy singin' to put anybody down we're just trying to be friendly come and watch us sing and play we're the young generation and we've got something to say Hey hey we're the monkees hey hey we're the monkees

What am I supposed to do With a girl like Jesamine Though my eyes are open wide She's made my life a drea-ea-ea-eam When Jesamine goes part of me knows I'm not really livi-i-ing A butterfly child, so free and so wild And so full of livi-ing When Jesamine stays, though time goes fa-a-ast This is my wor-orld at last Beautiful place, lost in her eye-eye-eyes Then the whole world dies When Jesamine goes, part of me knows I'm not really livi-i-ing A butterfly child, so free and so wild And so full of livi-ing What can you say When a girl doesn't want to know She's too far away And she makes my life a drea-ea-ea-eam When Jesamine goes part of me knows I'm not really livi-i-ing A butterfly child, so free and so wild And so full of livi-ing When Jesamine stays, though time goes fa-a-ast This is my wor-orld at last Beautiful place, lost in her eye-eye-eyes But then the whole world dies What am I supposed to do (What can you say) With a girl like Jesamine (When a girl doesn't want to know) Though my eyes are open wide (She's too far away) And she's made my life a drea-ea-ea-eam When Jesamine goes part of me knows I'm not really livi-i-ing

How Sweet To Be An Idiot How sweet to be an idiot As harmless as a cloud Too small to hide the sun Almost poking fun At the warm but insecure untidy crowd How sweet to be an idiot And dip my brain in joy Children laughing at my back With no fear of attack As much retaliation as a toy How sweet to be an idiot How sweet I tiptoe down the street Smile at everyone I meet But suddenly a scream smashes through my dream Fee fi fo fum, I smell the blood of an asylum Blood of an asylum? But mother, I'm playing so beautifully! Ha ha! Listen! Ha ha! Fee fi fo fum, I smell the blood of an asylum Hey you! You're such a pedant! You got as much brain as a dead ant! As much imagination as a caravan site! But I still love you, still love you, How sweet to be an idiot How sweet How sweet How sweet

You're as cold as ice, you're willing to sacrifice our love You never take advice, someday you'll pay the price, I know I've seen it before, it happens all the time You're closing the door, you leave the world behind You're digging for gold, you're throwing away A fortune in feelings, but someday you'll pay You're as cold as ice, you're willing to sacrifice our love You want paradise, but someday you'll pay the price, I know I've seen it before, it happens all the time You're closing the door, you leave the world behind You're digging for gold, you're throwing away A fortune in feelings, but someday you'll pay (Solo) Cold as ice - you know that you are Cold as ice - as cold as ice to me Cold as ice You're as cold as ice, cold as ice, I know, yes I know You're as cold as ice, cold as ice, I know, oh yes I know You're as cold as ice, cold as ice, I know, oh yes I know You're as cold as ice... (to fade)

I looked out this morning and the sun was gone Turned on some music to start my day I lost myself in a familiar song I closed my eyes and I slipped away It's more than a feeling, when I hear that old song they used to play (more than a feeling) I begin dreaming (more than a feeling) 'till I see Marianne walk away I see my Marianne walkin' away So many people have come and gone Their faces fade as the years go by Yet I still recall as I wander on as clear as the sun in the summer sky It's more than a feeling, when I hear that old song they used to play (more than a feeling) I begin dreaming (more than a feeling) 'till I see Marianne walk away I see my Marianne walkin' away When I'm tired and thinking cold I hide in my music, forget the day and dream of a girl I used to know I closed my eyes and she slipped away She slipped away. She slipped away It's more than a feeling, when I hear that old song they used to play (more than a feeling) I begin dreaming (more than a feeling) 'till I see Marianne walk away

I, hate the rain and sunny weather, and I, hate beach and mountains too; (and) I don't like a thing about the city, no, no, and I, I, I, hate the countryside too! And I, hate everything about you! ...everything about you! And I, don't like a thing about your mother, and I, I hate your daddy's guts too, And I don't like a thing about your sister, no, no 'cause I I I think sex is overrated too. CHORUS And I, get sick when I'm around, I, can't stand to be around, I, hate everything about you! Everything about you, everything about you, everything about you! BRIDGE Some say I've got a bad attitude, but that don't change the way I feel about you, and if you think this might be bringing me down, look again 'cause I ain't wearing no frown! SOLO Well I don't really care about your sister F* the little bitch 'cause I already kissed her One thing that I did to ol' lady I put her on the bed and she didn't say maybe I know you know everybody knows the way it comes, the way it's gonna go You think it's sad, well that's too bad, 'Cause I'm havin' A ball hatin' Every little thing about you! ha-ha! Everything about you, everything about I get sick when I'm around I can't stand to be around I hate everything about. . . YOU!

all the leaves are brown And the sky is grey I went for a walk On a winter's day I'd be safe and warm If i was in l.a. California dreamin' On such a winter's day I stopped into a church (stopped into a church) I passed along the way (passed along the way) You know, i got down on my knees (got down on my knees) And i pretend to pray (i pretend to pray) Oh, the preacher likes the cold (preacher likes the cold) He knows i'm gonna stay (knows i'm gonna stay) Oh, california dreamin' (california dreamin') On such a winter's day All the leaves are brown (the leaves are brown) And the sky is grey (and the sky is grey) I went for a walk (i went for a walk) On a winter's day (on a winter's day) If i didn't tell her (if i didn't tell her) I could leave today (i could leave today) Oh, california dreamin' (california dreamin') On such a winter's day (california dreamin') On such a winter's day (california dreamin') On such a winter's day (california dreamin') On such a winter's day