General Chat

Gwen, use your whip , get Lesley back in..

Thank you Christine, been in here and smoke is coming out of my kitchen !!!Another burnt offering tonight....Cherry, you don't wear stays on a pole.....don't wear a lot come to think of it....!

IS THAT ALRIGHT AN NO PM'S TAKES 3MINS TO OPEN

**walks in...... What on earth is going on in here? Gwen/Polly Anna I expected more from you two!! Tuts and walks out**

Gwen, coeeeee, coooeeeeeeeeee Can't you see I'm already up it but I've got a bit tangled up in my stays and cow bag drawers. Could someone call the fire brigade?????????

what name poll what name

Oh heck hard work this me feet almost ache. right you lot whos first on the pole an if any fellas reading this B****** get in here please help

Sorry Christine I thought they were Anne's left overs from the non-wedding....AND Babs, my hair has cost a fortune to put right...!!Gwen, think of another name...I could give you one but it will be deleted...I have experience of nightclubs * wink Wink* no nudges please....

OMG Gwen Saucy or what PMSL x

UP THE DUFF HEY YOU LOT THE ONLY ONES ALLOWED UP TTHE DUFF ARE THE ONES THAT ALREADY ARE WHEN THEY COME IN

Gwen you must be showing your age, Can I make a suggestion what about something like the Nightscene;;; Hope you didnt mind;;LOL Babs

OKAY IS THET ALRIGHT GETTING FLIPPIN LOST MESELF

sorry love just first name will change sorry sorry sorry

Here Gwen where did you pinch the new name from;;;;???? The Blue Lagoon is another pub that I opened last year when Arthurs gets tempory deleted for jokes;; Havnt been on much last couple days so dont know when you started it;; Not been funny or anything and no offence;; Babs

Well, I sure ain't going to be the one who gets up the duff Christine. I'll go for the breakdancing and keep my newly honed figure xx

Gwen, do you mean Lagoon or Cocoon as in the movie? Woweeeeeeeeeeee, perhaps we're all going to be teenagers again girls xx

What ! Is that a red light you have put out their......Shady Lady come on, strut your stuff ! no men in here except the boy and he has gone out for a while....What food hav e we got to offer, three days old fish paste sandwiches a nd badger dipped chips !!! Really they want oysters and caviar stuff and champagne ...

Give me the gin bottles Christine, I've got my cow bag drawers on tonight, could hide a crate of 'em in there xx

Christine i really am pmsl at the answer i could give

Right ladies night shift clubs opening night THE BLUE LAGOON so start looking real babes we'll show that FRED that old biddies are not quite what he thinks....get going