General Chat

You want someone to fight BC, can send Ricky round if you like.xxxx

oy BC seeing how you have gloves...please smack that Melon Lenny for me....it thinks its me...Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Send him round, Wenders!!! and may the best man win....lol

On his way BC , make sure you cheat, lol.xxxx

I am going to my garage for some sinity

Posh for sanity

Gwen give Lemon chocolate,,,values having fingers too much

Worry not about your spelling my dearest. And cast aside that poppinjay Loxley and the young man who promises you so much, but can only give you so little. For your future happiness lies only with one of your kind. Together...............you and I .................. will make perfect like a fruit salad. Let us fly off to Rio tonight !!! What do you say ???? W

If they starting fighting should we collect any scattered pips?

Aw butter.... you guessed............ pmsl Sue x

dont think she needs choccie

...er...Willie...I believe Lemon has left the room...lol

Er !!! Buttercup dont think Lemon left, I think she ran. Jan :-)))

oooh hey...Cloth Ears Rio sounds tempting.......but alas i canny be unfaithful to my boy.....unless ...... no no I canny....unlesss.....

You may scoff my friends, But I have no doubt that Mistress Lemon is packing her suitcase right now. I have booked two seats on the next Squeezyjet flight to Rio and I shall be waiting at Luton Airport for the pleasure of the company of the one I admire the most. Stand by for our first postcard from heaven ! W

ooooops Heaven ....hmmmmmmm.......oh dear quandries.....Rio....Dan....Rio.....Dan.....??????

lemon, think of the boy.......you know how heart broken he would be by betrayal.........and he's only been gone a few hours.

Lemon I beg of you.............. don't listen to those from afar. After Rio we must go on to the Maldives.............. where the sun and the sea will ripen our togetherness more than you can ever imagine. Then on to Dubai.................... where the sun will sweeten your flesh to perfection. Then the canals of Venice............... where constant sophisticated relaxation will ready you for the ultimate climax. Need I say more ???? W

oh dear oh dear.......oh dear........it all sounds lovely.....oh dear.......but tis true Orange .....what Rebs says....I canny do it....I love me boy too much. Oh dear I hate choices.....but I loved him fer ages....he is my bad habit :-( Sob

I had hoped that it would not have to come to this my dearest Lemon................................... how about a box of Thornton's Special Continental Selection instead ????