General Chat

Oh Hello (another ossifer, quite good looking as well)......a replay? Has the match started yet then? Did we score? Oh! Hmmm, Anne, yes the lippy is fine love, but the traffic flow isnt and now we have hellichopters over head and i think they might want us to leave this A1 road bit..........no, the smiles arent working.....text Steve, tell him we've been a wee bit delayed.

second message ..tell Strump can she change her trousers again ,,,they all didnt get to see an want a replay,,and can they make sure next time their going in the same direction as all the other traffic

Steve, I'm nearly at the border - and there's still no sign of them ! **thinks thats an awful lot of police helicopters behind me ??**

Oh hello ossifer........erm, yes we got lost.....escort us? What to Steves? Oh i see, back to the M25......us a danger on the roads? Nooooo...smiles sweetly and doesnt win! Party at yours then Anne...still we got 60 bottles of beer as well and your nibbles........poor Steve eh.

Message from police convoy,will you tell Anne to stop putting her makeup on and wave to them,but keep hold of the wheel with one hand,,as she dont seem to using any,at the moment

OKAY STEVE HE HEARD ABOUT THE PARTY,SOMTHING ABOUT TWO STRANGE FEMALES GOING UP AN DOWN THE MOTORWAY,,FOLLOWED BY CONVOY OF POLICE CARS, IM SHOUTING COS THIS AIRPORTS NOISEY

sorry peeps I have to leave this thread....I'm rooting for the other team!!!!!!! COME ON SCOTLAND SCOTLAND WOOOAHHHH WOOAHHH JASON SCOTLAND SCOTLAND WOOOOAAAHHH WOOAHHH

We were told to look out for a car with a red n white flag on it.....oh hellooooooo, which blinky car, theyve all got em! Think we are very lost now!

STEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE QUICK THINK THAT COPPER GIVING ME A STRANGE LOOK

*sorry Donna its just the excitment of waiting to see you hun*

**screechs to a halt -- does quick 180, and heads North **

Steve I knew that lol *thinks* wish Steve would spell Donna and Strump right lol

Anne and donna........if you hit the Forth Road Bridge you've gone too far!!!!! you can either turn back or come watch tele with me!!!!

Lol Danna pssst you have gone about 30 miles to far north

O'i Steve last time i trust you,still waiting at arrivals ,STILL WAITING.............OI IM STILL WAITING

Steve, Will do, but I'll get Carol first - don't like leaving her by herself ! Tell McAnne she can't miss my car -- its the one with the red and white flag on it ! Al **heads in the general direction of South **

Oh for gawds sake, thats that Angel Lady thingy! That was a 100 miles back! Now what?

Pmsl Jilly babe Carol its easy just head for the A1 point the car north pmsl Sxx

*looks at mileage counter - 1368 miles since leaving home* Donna ............... was that big statue thingy we just went past ??? Looked like some flaming big metal woman with her arms outstretched !!!!!!!!!! *reads sign in rearview mirror HTRON EHT FO LEGNA* *whines* Donnaaaaaa - i think we're lost :O(((

Heading on up (in the right direction)........Annes nibbled all me nibbles, she's still bleeting about her tattoo, i need the loo and now she wont stop!! *Sure we're going the right way anyway*