General Chat

Mc Anne chopper overhead,,,,,grab anything an yer out

*uses her one phone call from the cells to call Steve's for an update on the game* *listens enviously to the celebration party going on* *vows never to travel with Donna again*

bet there's not many of them 60 can's left now !!

Chuckle they said there gonna dangle somthing an you got to grab it,,,,too noisey up here looks like you gotta climb the ropey ladder an boy is it ropey rather you than me. Steve ,last time i trust you an airports lol oowwwrerrrrrrrrrrr i just heard what you gotto grab its a #################sory###noi######up###er

Okay sending the ,,copper chopper or is it chopper copper oh well somthings coming down wwwwwwwwooooooooppppss

Anyone happen to know what nick Anne Donna Carol are in lol we have a few here up north pmsl Sxx

Anne ,,Strump,Chucky these northern coppers are quite nice,they said they even send a chopper for you three,,least i think thats what they said,chopper was defenatly mentioned a couple of times

Flaming h*ll i pop to asds for more beer, and the thread turns it an advert for crime stoppers pmsl Lisa just for the game tonight lol thought while i was there i better get as many as i could soooooooo i got 10 x 20 packs pmsl peeps were looking at me funny as i went to the check out lololol now i have weee piles of boxes of Danish larger everywere pmsl Think that will last em for 90 mins lolol Sxx

Steve is that for the whole world cup or jsut this game??xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx((((:

Settles with the ossifer who now realises im not drunk, just in need of dire help as im slightly mad lol...well! I need looking after lol

Girls!!! Im here!! Right next door to you you daft mare......what noise? Oh its the tele, such a nice lovely ossifer....with me? Nooooooooooooooo blushes ever so slightly

*sighs with relief* Oh Carol - thank goodness - thought I had been abandoned up here in the cold lonely north pmsl I have nibbles hun - here ................. *squeezes hand through bars - difficult when clutching a palm full of nuts* *tries to throw them to CB but elbow gets jammed in bars - nuts scatter across the floor towards Carol's cell* *squints at clock on wall* Just over an hour before the party starts CB :O((

*peers through bars on tiny window looking forlorne* Helloooooooooooooooo Anybodyyyy - anyoneeeeeeee ??????? *thinks - last time I get conned into giving Donna a lift anywhere*

ps Can Steve, Al or anyone bail me Anne and Carol out from our cells tomorrow please xx

Thanks guys...ive got no work done lol. My sides are hurting from laughing, must do it again, but for now i really am going to friends for alot of beer and footy xxx

Handcuffs! Young man! Is it an Ann Summers party as well then? Oh! Anne , quick, text Steve....been locked up, wont make party.....

Anne, its not that bad though.....result, that nice young ossifer said we can watch it in our own private room back at his station and we can stay the night!! He said its even got a blanket each for us for when we need to sleep it off...not sure what that bit meant mind you............

Anne at least they had a laugh......................an i get lost a couple of miles from home

*wipes tears from eyes and ignores strange looks from workmate at her LOL and PMSL* Pleeeeeeeeeeeessssssse stop !! I have work to do ROFLMAO PMSL LOL

Sorry Steve cant make party bigger one going on here an you know i like a man in uniform..(remind me not to trust Steve to meet you at airport) Chuckle Bunny,if you cant find Steve's party theres a real good one here an somone said somthing about a vip box and football, match ,,dont know what they mean