General Chat

*finishes moisturising - well a girl has to maintain her standards even in a strange house* *looks around for summat to wear* Oh this shirt will do.......... seeing as Carol & Gwen have pinched the best bits ........ if I just roll the sleeves up ...... there ! fine :O))) *sits on stairs with Carol and Gwen - listens to cheers and groans coming from the lounge* Shucks girls - all this effort and we still didn't get to see the game or join the party :O((

~~~~~~~coo ee Saints~~~~~

any booze going I've run out down here hic burp and a nudge is as good as a wink to a blind man , :-)))))))

have you thought of one thing where are we going to sleep tonight domt think mrs Boffs going to be impressed with us

very fetching just go's to show have much they noticed, we trashed the lounge,trashed the kitchen smashed up the fish pond. bathrooms flooded wet towles everywhere dont think Steves going to very happy oooo look some nice wine here

Drags Anne out of the bath an jumps in. slipps in bath oh well was going to to wash my hair an i got stevest-shirt an a pair of trakki bottoms Anne he's not got a lot left

HAVE YOU SEEN THE SIZE OF THAT BATH OOOHHHSTEVE THATS A BIG BIG BIG BATH BUBBLES ANYONE

*runs a hot bath - finds an expensive looking bottle of bubbles* Ooops - that lid is loose *watches in horror as the whole bottle empties into bath* Och well .............. I always did like lots of bubbles pmsl

Im here wet hair beer wet t-shirt beer wet trouseres beer well im wearing a fellas favorite perfume

*leads Carol round to the back door* Quick - up the stairs - bathroom first right - you have the shower - I;ll have the bath ..................

*backs away from Carol* Ewwwww - I think that was errrrrrr - errrrr the dog like :O((

steven have we added more fish to the pond it sounds very lively in there or is it the frogs copulating

*struggles to clamber up side of pond* *puts hand in a pile of sludge on the side - ewwwwwwwwwww* *slips back and lands on Carol dunking her*

Psssst Carol .................mind the pondddddddd Too late :O(( oops!

anyone home ooooooooooh i could do with a stiff one got a terrible thirst

*hears foot steps but doesn't worry - hasn't struggled to get here then run away lol* *thinks - I;ll just blag it that I am the new doggie walking girl cos Steve is so busy with his work lol* Gerrofff doggie - stop doing ya Hooch impression pahhhhhh !!!

foot steps

*scrambles back under the table - meets the dog nose to nose coming the other way* *flicks slobber off face - reaches up to nick a bowl of nuts off table to distract dog* Oops - oooh what's this ???? The TV remote !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *giggles mischieviously as she flicks channels back and forth*

the phone rings mrs boffin is on her way

*squeezes under table with Carol and Gwen* 'Ere look - I found all this rope in the garage - lets tie all their feet together so when the next goal comes - they all jump up ....... and fall overrrrrrrr ROFL PMSL - god I am so clever ;O)P lol