General Chat

i hear the word firemen behave..must ,,,must.,,must

Think they would like a dip when they have seen to Donna?? I like firefighters :-) got long hoses ai'nt they. Ann

what i miss closed my eyes for 5 mins and all hell breaks out. And who shoved this flapjack up where they are not ment to go ?? Ann

Shouts from window..............GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!! You know last week i had a problem with this bath....well...will you call the fire ossfers now please.............im shouting coz im stuck, damn taps got me again, only this time its my toe....im being very calm, please STOP laughing and by the way.....i think ive flooded the place...........please dont tell Steve, oh! and could it be a nice firemen, im in a state of undress

Ta CB Sorry about the feet :-( Ann

Ive got the joys of cooking for the footy lot...chili lol

Hey CB if it is going to get crowded i'd best get a tee shirt on anyone got a spare???? Ann

some of us are really cooking dinner lol...leave me alone, im a sleeping prune lol who doesnt realise the waters still running

*Bathroom* God i look like a prune............more hot water me thinks.....dozes back off

Yum ta You been here all afternoon then??? Ann

Yes you can open them now the bubbles are covering to inportant bits :-) And i did cut my toe nails last week !!! Do i need to do them again??? Pass me a drink please

Gosh Carol - who's been cooking all this - looks yummy - plenty of rice for me ......oooh garlic bread too mmmmmm *steps back and puts foot in dogs water bowl* Ooow eeeeeeeeew ..... there there nice doggy - accident oooh nooooo don't lick my feet it tickles *giggles*

Is it alright if i have a quick dip been sitting out in the sun and got very hot so if there is no one around i'll jump in, please avert eyes as i don't have cossie with me!!!! Oh this is heaven. Ann :-O)))

Corrr I'm famished - anything going on the BBQ ?? *sniffs the air and follows smell to the house* Is that chilli I can smell ??? mmmmmmmmmm lead me to it lol

*wakes with a bump as she rolls off sunbed* Ello ??? where is everyone ??? Ouch - why can't I move ............. all stiff ......... oh god - sunburn no sun lotion ..... who didn't lather me up while I asleep then TUT *walks robot like towards hot tub*

Thank god he didnt see that lot.....now i can relax, damn big this bath

*Bathroom* Oh blinky hell....flaming bubbles all over the shop *please dont get back yet Steve* Towels.....ok, get mopping Strumpy

There you go, ever so fizzy....not sure if its a spa thingy, room for two though..........see if i can get a man in it later

No!!!!!! The bath will be hic fine Carol.....have you seen the size of it?! Huge! Dizzy, youve gone quite green......oh dear, give me a drink, ive sobered up

Hey, I never ate all the chicken - I am sure I saw someone somewhere nibbling a breast - or was it a leg? Oh dear, got a bit of tummy ache now. Going for a sit down and a glass of bicarb... Sorry about Steve's shirt btw, didn't think he'd notice pmsl.