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Debby ive done that with the knickers xxLynnxx

Thanks for that Rosi. I didn't see the other posts after the hooker one!! How funny! Baby chewing on a tampax!!! I've got tears rolling down my face!!! Here's one for you. Crowded bus! Carol gets on with baby in buggy. Sits down on the fold-up-able seats. Gets up to see to baby, sits back down but forgets to pull down the seat. Ends up on floor!!!! Luckily my Mum was with me and we cried and cried all the way into town!!! Carol xx

oh rosi what are you like, thats enough now i havent stopped laughing for days Hooker one was ace xxLynnxx

Lol Rosi' You've just reminded me of another 2 but one was my sister in law and the other a work colleague. My SIL was at her friends party last N Y Eve and went to the loo. There were some wipes and no loo paper so she assumed they were to use. She had a huge reaction - they were bleach wipes! The other girl got on the bus one morning and while alighting noticed yesterdays knickers hanging out of the bottom of her jeans! Debby My colleague at work

Lol Debbie I bet it took you ages to pluck up the courage to stand in a queue afterwards. I added this story to my 'Photos Page, I did it thread' My first ever visit to a Sunbed shop, I sprayed the stuff you clean the sun bed all over my body and rubbed it in, I thought it was for the customers to use........No wonder I had blisters on my belly afterwards!!!! WHAT A DOPE. Rosi

They're all similar to some on here but quite funny I'm a bit tipsy fo here goes:- Went for a sunbed and folded all my clothes up and put them on the chair at the side - underwear on the top. Halfway through my session, the door that I thought I'd locked opened and the owner popped his head round the door and nicked the gown they provided for the showers. I was lying naked on the sunbed for all to see - never went there again! The taxi rank in our town is right at the side of some traffic lights. They told me my taxi was here so I tried to open the back door of the car that had pulled up. I couldn't open it so kept pulling the handle. He'd only pulled up at the red light and was shouting at me to get off his car! I went to a festival years ago and needed a wee so clambered up a nearby hill until I thought I was out of birdseyes view. Crouched down and all of a sudden heard a bloke shouting 'Oi!'. Cringed in the darkness not daring to move when this lurcher comes running over to me. It was then I realised the dog was called Oi but had just given the game away anyway! This last one's disgusting and I'm ashamed of myself but it still makes me laugh Once stood in the CD queue in W H Smith when I trumped and it stunk. Everyone started looking around at each other so I did the same to try and make it look like it wasn't me. There were 2 kids immediately behind me in the queue and one of them pointed at me and shouted 'Ew, it's her!'. I placed the CD on the pay desk and ran for the exit. Debby

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This one happened around three years ago. After a boozy night out with some of my girlfriends we all piled in to a Black Taxi (or so we thought) sitting at the lights, we told him where to drive to......It wasnt untill we got in and stopped the bantering, we realised we had jumped in to someones chauffeur driven car and the passanger was still in the front of the car... We fell out of the car in hysterics. lol Rosi

Rosi,,your tampon tale reminded me of a friend who had taken her youngster out in the pram,,,one of those big silver cross things,it was in the 60's. She bought some ladies things,,,the sort with loops on,,,and popped them under the apron on the pram for discreteness, Parked the pram outside the butchers and went it,,,came out 5 miniutes later to find ladies things thrown all over the pavement and son sat up in the pram with one looped over one ear,,,

here goes,i met my fella just over 5 years ago,i hadnt been with him long when i was trying to change my belly bar,only i couldnt get it undone.i asked him to have a go for me,he managed to do it for me,but as he started to undo it i did the loudest trump ever....oh my god i was so embarrased,laught about it now though lol

tears are streaming down my face im laughing so much my mum said something really stupid a few month ago and i nearly wet myself....it was mothers day so me my mum,brother and my hubby went for a drink,my brother was talking about his forthcoming holiday to vegas,we got on about the flight,when i mum said very seriously 'make sure you get some of those dvd socks' well i was in hysterics,still does now.... will have a think bout any embarrasing tales

Carol, lol im used to it.....My brother still calls me that along with other names from my mishaps in childhood........ Rosi

Just read page one of this thread. Rosi that was so funny!!!! lol!! Can we call you dalek-head from now on!!!? Carol x

Just read the latest one lynn, my tea went everywhere. pmsl

i was helping brother in law push his reliant robin one day as it wouldnt start, it was a bit icey underfoot and i slipped and the car ariel went right up my nose nearly poked my brains out. another time i was playing on the slide at the bottom of our cul de sac a big high thing with like a cage on the top underneath the cage were metal crosses as supports and us kids used to climb up the bars and walk round the crosses then jump off into a pile of straw the only time i tried to jump off i somehow managed to get my knickers stuck on a peice of metal i was left dangling by my pants with all the kids from our street laughing there heads off at me untill my knicks tore and i fell into the straw seemed like forever to a 10 year old never did live that one down lol xxLynnxx

this is a great thread. I have been trying to think of something: When I was about 8/9 (in the 70's) I was with my mates waiting for the ice-cream van, when he stopped I said to him 'How much are your 5p cornets' all my friends fell about laughing I was most embarrased. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I have a thing about putting my foot in it- I was in a sunbed shop that had just opened near us, I was sat waiting to go in when I got chatting to the bloke that ran it. ' Is your business picking up' I said 'oh yeah were doing really well' guy said. 'Yeah it was a funny shop before want it, a corner shop with hardly anything on the shelves' 1 tin of beans the odd toilet roll' 'Yeah' said the guy, it was my mums and dads shop, mum and dad was disabled and ended up not being able to get out to the cash and carry' I couldn't get on that sunbed quick enough-lol. catherine xx

me and you should have been sisters rosi we would have been terrible together xxLynnxx

Lynn, screamed with laughter, I love it.

oh rosi you have set me off again cant type for laughin i was in a supermarket once with middle daughter aged about 3 at the time, we went down the toiletry aisle and she saw the body form sts and at the top of her voice she started singing the song to the advert oooh body form body form for you hoo the more i told her to be quiet the louder she sang it the whole of a*d* was in stitches didnt do a big shop that day was too embarrased xxLynnxx

Just thought of a quick one that happened when my daughter was about a year old....... Sitting on a bus, minding my own business with baby on my lap.....The horror of realising that baby had reached in to my handbag and was gnawing on a tampax. Sniggers were heard all over the bus.