General Chat

puss is appling for the waitress job, hence the Outfit. Betty's tea rooms is better than this. Hatter grab us that bun off that trolley, quick before that dizzy waitress comes back,

Pussy, Is that what you usually do when you dress up? I have obviously been going wrong all my life which explains a lot!!!! Strump, surely you have not packed the bottle opener and corkscrew....... Did no one ever tell you that they are the very last things to be packed and the very first to be unpacked! Now back to Gwen's hair..... Any suggestions then.....

No one said it was fancy dress did they? Any firemen about?

I cancelled the scone tho! Does no one listen in this place.....flicks hair and uses nail file to open bottle

hope you got your knickers on.

Catherine, am deeply hurt.... I am trying my best but there is only so much of me to go around....... (actually any more of this tea and cake lark and there will be more than enough of me....) Oooh, a Mad Hatter. You are more than welcome but what about Alice and the Doormouse? I hate Mice and skinny blondes........

ok here i am with my maids out fit on and fur coat do you want me to wash up

she'll come strutting in soon no doubt.!!!! Gwen get your hair sorted pronto.!!! catherine xx

Gwens so bad, now im about to call my hairdresser! Knew there was another call i had to make......erm, think i could have an impliment to open this here bottle of vino or what???

Ok. let me see, thats two teas and a chocolate cake and scone. Was busy giving hair advice to Gwen who may join us shortly for further advice. No goss apart from Pussycat has some of 'those' kind of outfits I hear...... She is obviously late for the tea party as trying them on.......

welcome the service is pants though...

waitress don't expect a tip.... don't you just hate it when someone makes an appointment to come and see you, like at 12, and they never show or even ring you. That's why the choc cake is going down well. catherine xx

Oh ek, who put that bottle in my hand? Tuts....oh well, may as well drink it.....cancel that scone love

So its not to early for a glass of vino then? lol Can you imagine, id be on the floor by tonight! I'll settle for tea and a scone, loads of cream n jam please! Now...whats the goss?

not very good this teas shop is it. still waiting the waitress had done a runner. Just talk to meself a bit more. catherine xx

Sorry for the delay, what a terrible host I am....... Have been waiting for polly to put the kettle on but she is nowhere to be seen. Strump is busy getting sloshed in a corner and Gwen is still struggling with her hair dilemma - Red and Blonde, Red or Blonde, any useful suggestions as this is going to be a most sedate and sensible tea party you know......

pulls up chair...... tea 2 sugars please and a large slice of chocolate cake. catherine xx

cyber tea party now in progress, all we need is Polly to put the kettle on and Chunky Monkey to bring the cakes..... Although Strump should be on something a little stronger to relieve her of the stress of moving. Christine, we can liven up the day and Gwen, we can discuss your hairstyle...... See, Its that easy..... Who's for a custard cream then..... :)