General Chat

She is pretty clever Jack, so yes i am........he may not see through her Jack and that worries me........

Allo .Jack, Strump I've left Muffy to it...... *see's Strump strugling and wants to make up for hurting her feelngs earlier* and I was getting peckish Can I ...uh.....gives ya a hand......I has washed ..see............ * puts hands out for inspection*

Mmm, i know Jack, but actually i dont mind cooking for him, sorry the staff, dont worry, ill be having words! Looks like you have some goodies there Jack.

All seems quiet, i'll have a drink in peace while i can and sit by the fire.....mm, maybe i wont, no ones done our dinner! *words need to be had* Ive got time to make a pie i suppose. Oh Rach where are you.

4 dustbins eh? ow'd you meet ya new pot then. Ope he'll treat ya right. Why don't we take our plates off.......while no ones lookin? *giggles*

dont have to curtsey to me - im only upper staff in this house down the village they think i is common cos of me last fella he was a bad um and i threw him out cos he used to hit me a bit ive got 4 little ums by him though - wish they were jacks kids

pleased to meet ya. *drops a curtain to shake hands* I spose it's customary to wish ya both well! What appened with ya other eap? (having fun remembering my cockney rhyming lol)

Well hello caffy im Lorraine the ladys maid hear that strump has told ya all about me wedding have u met me intended jack - hes the love of me life wish id met him first instead of that waste of space that i married first

Cant believe this is such ard work. Me chalks ache, me nutmegs are tired from these darn apples. Could darn a tiddlywink at the rub. (you work it out LOL....or if you ask nicely I'll translate.... pmsl)

While the girls are doing that, i best organise the flower delivery for the Ball.......i'll leave them a note so they know where ive gone.

The next problem is making sure its prepared and cooked ok, think i might be stepping in to help, no way Puss will cope alone *and judging by what shes doing now she may poison us all*

Oh im fine Jack, dont know whats up with me, i keep crying! She's left a list for you, pretty long one as well, can you manage this lot?

You didnt upset me, yes you go and help Muffy, good lass.......glares at Puss again and heart misses a beat *gawd how does he do that to me*

Cathy withraws and goes to help Muffy...... which takes some time (got to get the casserole on peeps.. back soon)

*feeling about 6 inches high* I'm sorry Strump.....didn't mean to upset ya Always bin nosey I av.......can't elp meself. Do ya want to be on ya own.........I mean I should be elping Muffy really.....

I'm just on the way to the market to visit a new provisions supplier. I thought I should ensure that the instructions her ladyship has left are being carried out........ Miss Puss - please do not consider making gravy like that again or you will be dismissed! Miss Strump, I will be back later..... * Winks *

It doesnt matter Cathy, everyone seems to know anyway....glares at Puss! Mr Tony and yes Lady C does know! And Puss, you appear to forget, im your boss! Goes and puts kettle on and stifles a sob

*unable to contain her excitement at the conversation any longer Cathy blurts out..* Near who.....ooss im? *thinks oops and covers mouth*

And Puss, i see you anywhere near him and that temper of mine that you so hate will come out to play! It took me long enough to get him and im not letting a hussey like you near him, tuts

*still standing there.....listening & watching* *thinks- if I wait ere long enuff I might ere sumfin to me advantage* *eyes follow Puss and Strump and smiles in amusement to self*