General Chat

would you like me to do the heavy stuff sis he he he

Im perfectly capable Puss! *sure she's trying to poisen me, only felt ill when she started the cooking*

Aww Jack thankyou, i think i better had or Lorraine can drop me off a meal so im not in your way, im convinced Puss is the reason i feel ill. I need to have another cup of tea i think and a bit of bread, lack of food today might not be helping.

Your a good man Jack. I shouldnt have blurted out about my Farther, poor Tony, i keep dropping bombshells on him, i should have told him before, well before, one thing though, if im to believe him, he doesnt want my sister *wont stop her trying mind you*.......oh this tea tastes better Jack.

Right...I dun the fire grates like you asked Miss Strump....... *pours self a cuppa* Gawd this ouse is hard work.........ere Miss Strump.....you still looks pail...you been retchin.... You not eatun?

Cathy dont you start please! Im just tired and i dont think my sisters cooking agrees with me.

Well....can I gets ya summat?

Jack got me some thing thanks Cathy.....all the ironings done now, shall we measure you up and start your dress?

Yeah....why not. Dun enough for a bit ain't we? *stands with arms out*

Jack i have to keep me hand in with dresses..........if ever im asked to get married, you can make my dress. Ok Cathy, all i have to do is cut it out and stitch........made that sounds so easy......may take me a week, have i got a week Jack?

*worried she's upset Jack* Ya don mind do ya, Jack, Strump offered. What colour do ya fink.....pale blue...............I luvs blue *remembering what Lorraine had said... winks at Jack * Lorraine's glad your her eap, Jack....she's lost her jam to you ya knows

*looks coy and for a distraction* Well ..betta get on....... this rat won't clean itself.....what's next Strump?

Course i'll talk to her Jack and if i could only get Tony alone i might talk to him! sighs........yes the blue is lovely, blue it is then! Whats next? We best start lunch seen as Puss isnt here again! Plus if we cook i might not get poisoning!

Alwight... I'll make some soup from the veg and warm the bread....make it crunchy? Won't take long..it'l warm ya frew...make ya feel betta.............

There yer all are !! I ave just nipped over ta Rach's gaff but it's all boarded up. Now I am really worried about er yer don't fink er old man as spirited er away somewhere do yer?

Oh gawd, we have to find her, i cant carry on throwing up with my sisters cooking! *mind you, Caths a great cook* Well we have to send Jack to look for her...oh dear....

Oh Gawd Jack I am really worried now. It's been a long time now an I know er old man is a bit of a wrong un. It ain't like er to go orf without sayin nuffin xx

*looking petrified* ERE...If ya finks I can do posh grub forit it.... ain't that good a cook... just used to usin up scraps.... But... don't mind elping owt * dishes out soup & gets bread out of oven..on to the table* Tuck in,,,,

Cathy stop worrying, i can do the posh stuff as you call it, but i need help until we find Rach. *gawd, cabbage, oh ek* Does anyone know where Mr Tony is? He cant still be at church!

*walks in looking a bit stunned* I woke up in the cottage and there was no one there do i work ere then - o gawd really has me jack been ere today as he aint anywhere i been *still a bit fuzzy round the edges but so much seems familiar now*